r/mildlyinfuriating • • 22d ago

Do u dont wanna First got scolded for pressing and holding the button, then for pressing and releasing the button.

I entered this medical faccility twice yesterday and was treated like a dick each time.

First time, I pressed and held. Staff basically said 'Didn't you see the OTHER sign? We're very busy, and holding down the bell while we are juggling tasks and trying to help you is SUPER annoying.'

Next time, I pressed and released, and staff went 'We're very busy. If you don't hold down the button like the sign says, we won't know someone is trying to get in.'

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u/SarcasticBench 22d ago

I'd rip off both signs so they can make better ones that give instructions they actually want

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u/Away_Stock_2012 22d ago

"Press and/or hold button; wait for door to open; and then be scolded"

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u/ms_rdr 22d ago

I once asked for directions from an airport employee in a terminal that was undergoing construction and everything was confusing AF. She told me there was a sign "over there." I had just been "over there" looking for a sign and assured here there wasn't one. She insisted there was. I asked "Could you please just point me in the direction of ____?" (It was a while ago; I don't actually remember what I was looking for.) She looked really put out while pointing the direction I needed to go.

I found what I needed and headed back the original direction to get some food and when I got "over there," I saw that employee putting up the sign she insisted was there.

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u/Deep90 22d ago

At least they realized the sign wasn't actually there and did something about it.

Some people would do nothing and still scold anyone who asked.

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u/Unfair_Percentage866 22d ago

My wife and I were traveling with our two young kids and had a layover at LAX, where we had never been before. Once we got off our first flight, we tried to find any maps to show us where we needed to go to find the new terminal to catch our next flight, but couldn’t find any. When we finally found an employee to ask they were shocked we were in that original terminal, saying we needed to be in terminal X.

Cool… we just landed and that’s why we’re talking to you. How do we get there??

Turns out you had to leave the airport, go back through security, and then you could get to the terminal you actually wanted. All for a domestic flight.

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u/jgwentworth-877 21d ago

LAX is the most rage inducing airport on the planet to navigate I've only been there like 3 times but I get angry just thinking about it

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u/BentGadget 21d ago

That's a good reason not to change airlines at LAX. But that's probably not good enough to with every time.

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u/OrganicAd5536 22d ago

Lol reminds me of Franz Kafka International Airport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ

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u/PlatypusNo7676 22d ago

Even better, just rip off the buzzer and twist the wires together.

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u/Fiorire_il_strega 21d ago

Fan of the nuclear option I see 😂

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u/m4cksfx 22d ago

Rip them off and wedge them into the button so it keeps ringing unless someone personally comes there to fix it.

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u/Money4Nothing2000 21d ago

I see no signs telling you not to take the signs off.

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u/PistolPeteMoff 22d ago

“Don’t dead open inside”

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u/Effective_Okra4432 22d ago

Trying to get into the ER as my father was dying (turns out was brain dead super fun) and they had a door like this.

I explain maybe twice who I am, what room I’m going, and the patient name.

Nurse continues to be an ass about it. I start hearing more voices in the back

I say why don’t you open the door and I’ll handle it since it seems I have a better sense of what’s going on than you.

Another nurse flings the door open and says “ignore her, go, run to the room right now”

God bless that second nurse man, because I was ready to try and rip through the doors

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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 22d ago

Some people don’t get that being a dick is bad for them.

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u/PaperGeno 22d ago

Because theres no punishment anymore. Theres no consequences anymore.

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u/TacoTornadoes 21d ago

I'm not one to suggest or promote violence but being an asshole to people used to be painful.

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u/Riyeko 21d ago

You don't really need to be violent either. Giving someone a black eye isn't needed. It's more like just a sharp reminder across the cheek is better.

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u/surprise_wasps 21d ago

I think people dramatically underrate basic mild violence

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u/PETEFO55 21d ago

Just make them think youre gonna hurt them badly, it gets so much done

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u/Fraytrain999 21d ago

all it takes is one unhinged enough person

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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 21d ago

The consequences to myself are usually enough for me

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u/DexterousWaffle 22d ago

Shit like this happens and people wonder why medical "professionals" are so hated

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u/Ridonkulousley 22d ago

Medical "professionals" come from the greater pool of humanity. Of course a certain percentage are assholes.

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u/HeadmasterPrimeMnstr 22d ago

Just make a 1 star review on Google with the picture and say "Staff doesn't understand what a contradiction is. How can I press & hold, as well as press & release?"

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u/s0rela 22d ago

It's a medical facility. I doubt the people who run it actually care, and the people who go to it take what they can get and don't read reviews like that

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u/HeadmasterPrimeMnstr 22d ago

Sure, but there's always someone who likes to read reviews for fun and I'm sure they'd get a giggle out of that.

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u/axisofodd 22d ago

I personally like to read reviews of county jails or other municipal offices that are universally hated by their patrons

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u/eden_the_tree 21d ago

I would like to introduce you to Corporate HQ reviews

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u/ElectroHottie666 21d ago

Try apartment complexes, they never have good reviews

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u/Helenarth 21d ago

There's a fancy block of luxury flats near me that always had 2-3 star reviews. One time, the score suddenly spiked. I looked at the reviews and someone accidentally spilled that the place was entering residents who left a positive review into a prize draw to win a £100 Amazon voucher.

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u/Kaiser_Fleischer 22d ago

I work in medicine, this is a perfect job for the office manager if you can get a hold of them and explain the situation nicely.

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u/Number13Studios 22d ago

I’d explain it condescending after being treated like that by the staff

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u/Kaiser_Fleischer 22d ago

Then you’ll have negative response back instead of a solution

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u/Number13Studios 21d ago

“Hey so sorry to bother you but your signs to get inside are contradicting and your staff gave me contradicting instructions and it was frustrating blah blah blah”

As opposed to “hey fix your signs at the door and train your staff how to actually read them and treat customers with respect”

You can respond how you want to things, I’ve learned through trauma not to be ashamed of the emotions others cause in me. It’s not a flaw in me. It’s something they cause and human reactions are human. Someone can be shitty and you’re not the asshole for getting mad about it. In fact, I think it’s the right thing to do at this point. People are awful and nobody cares. I at least care and call people out.

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u/Sandene 21d ago

Being ashamed of feeling that people caused in you and treating other people that have nothing to do with those feelings like shit are two completely different things.
If everyone treated complete strangers shitty because they had trauma, society would collapse. You're supposed to try to learn how to live a normal healthy life by processing it and trying to overcome it, not just sit with it for the rest of your life and make it everyone else's problem

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u/Number13Studios 21d ago

that’s the key here you’re missing. You’re pretending I’d be upset at someone out of control of the situation when the thread we’re discussing is referring to the person causing it and in charge of it so you’re arguing nonsense.

It’s like if someone kicked my dog so I punched them, that’s not projecting. Hope that makes it simple enough for you to understand.

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u/Sandene 21d ago

But you don't know if the office manager has been replaced a day ago from an outside hire. You don't know the role of the office manager and if he actually controls any of that or if corporate does. That office manager might not have hired any of those people and has zero control over one or all of them because the district manager hired them and they have more pull.
I'm not missing anything, you're assuming everything about this business when you know nothing about it. Trust me, there are plenty of people that are stuck working in crap jobs and have no control of crap situations. If you are going to assume things about businesses and people, you are projecting and you very well could be yelling at someone who has nothing to do with the situation

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u/AstrexasVoid 22d ago

If the facility isn’t 100% government run then you have free rein to treat them like the business they are.

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u/Yunaty 21d ago

No tienen necesidad de leerlas, mientras más reseñas con baja calificación más se refleja al buscar el primer resultado en Google. Si una clínica tiene menos de 4 estrellas, es que estás haciendo algo mal 💁‍♂️

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop This flair gives you flair envy. 22d ago

What if they just post it to social media and hit a much wider audience. That might work too.

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u/Chillin_Chillin- 22d ago

I heard about this site called "Reddit" or smtg. they might get atleast 814 "upvotes" or whatever

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u/TopRamen247 22d ago

If only they had posted it there! /s

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 22d ago

What do you mean, “might work”? What exactly is the end goal?

Why is everybody on the fucking planet out for blood, jfc. A few years ago this experience would warrant the person thinking “wow what a bunch of assholes” to themselves and nothing more, and that exactly where it should end. Now it has to be a global campaign to get someone fired or to cripple a business with negative reviews. It’s so exhausting to watch you people be so ravenously vindictive.

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u/UnlivingGnome 22d ago

Clearly, they just needed to give the button a .5x press.

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u/Deep90 22d ago edited 21d ago

I'd be tempted to rip both those off and see which gets replaced, if anything.

Either way, the person in question loses their high horse when it's not labeled at all.

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u/404GirlHumorNotFound 22d ago

I got fired for that once. Note said ring until gates goes open. Something like "ring and gates open automatically.

So. I rang, Nothing happened, rang again, nothing happened. Waited a minute, nothing. Held the ring for 5 seconds, boss came out, red as a tomato, fuming and veins popped in his neck, demanding to know why tf I keep ringing.

I try to explain, he said "idc gtfo you're fired"

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u/Anarchyr 22d ago

Easiest payout of my life lol, where i live it's illegal to fire someone without a proper cause, saying "he pressed a button we instructed him to press" would make me what, atleast a free 50K i think, i'm PRAYING every day to get fired like that!

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u/404GirlHumorNotFound 22d ago

Happened in Belguim. With a temp agency. Temp agency said it was my fault and they black listed me from using them for some bs reasons

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u/TheShipBeamer 22d ago

Doesn't Belgium have any kind of labor law for this kind of bullshit?

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u/RhythmicRavenclaw 22d ago

Yes they do

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u/Turnip-Toffee 22d ago

the best labour laws in the world can't help you if you just take it

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u/Triquetrums 22d ago

The labour laws doesn't stop them for doing bullshit like that, but it reminds them why they cannot later by dipping into their pockets.

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u/RhythmicRavenclaw 22d ago

I'm dutch but even I know that's not allowed in belgium, the temp agency probably blocked you in case you figured out they were wrong

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u/404GirlHumorNotFound 22d ago

Waarschijnlijk. Blokeren omdat ik een naïef meisje was

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u/SilverSneakers 22d ago

I’m in America, I could get fired if the boss woke up on the wrong side of the bed 💀

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u/JustARandomBloke 22d ago

Sending tears from an "at will employment" state.

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u/LR12BeCh 22d ago

Same. Here in my state you can be fired at any time for any reason and there's not a thing you can do about it. 😢

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u/SupaBloo 22d ago

“At will employment” most likely. Meaning the employer can get rid of you for any reason at all, and it’s all legal because paperwork is signed when hired saying you understand you can be fired for any reason at all (and can also quit for any reason at all without repercussions).

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u/hockeyrabbit 22d ago

Nuke dodged.

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u/Silver_Number973 21d ago

I got fired for that once

nah thats not why you got fired, you got fired because your boss is an idiot who lets his anger control him

i had a dumbass boss like this too, i ended up quitting because he was too unpredictable and i decided it wasn't worth working for someone like him

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u/Different-Result-859 22d ago

I look at him in confusion

“but i don’t even work here”

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u/DamienTheUnbeliever 22d ago

I remember visiting a site which had lots of obnoxious warnings about not removing your payment card too early.

I thought, "why would I do that?".

It turns out their payment card terminal made the same kind of beep that almost every other terminal makes when the payment is complete part way through the process.

Of course, they didn't have any kind of explanation up of that specific fact so of course almost everyone attempts to pay, hears the beep, muscle memory kicks in and you lift the card away, and the staff at the site insist we're all assholes.

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u/TheFunfighter 19d ago

At the old location of my job, we had a door with card access. Put your card to the scanner, wait for the beep, open door. Except by the time the beep came, the door wasn't unlocked yet, so you'd sort of slam against a closed door, that you were just audibly assured you could push open. Real fun while carrying lunch from the restaurant downstairs. Careful with the soup :)

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u/SillyDrizzy 22d ago

I guess this means you have to flip flop between Releasing and Holding. What's morse code for "Let me In" ?

They will still yell at you, but this is the most annoying option and petty revenge. Especially if you can point this option out to other patients, coming in.

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u/Quasicrystal1 22d ago

.-.. . - -- . .. -.

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u/struedlesmokes 22d ago

Oh fuck them! Kindly let them know they can't have it both ways. Personally I would be leaving a scathing review on Google and including these pictures of the signs. They sound like sad people who shouldn't be treating patients with those attitudes.

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u/VindictiveNostalgia Woah! A flair! 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11tRBTlIlmb10k

This is how they can have it both ways.

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u/PreparedMoy 22d ago

My mental math exactly! If you give me two choices and they contradict, my adult freedom presents the 3rd option.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ACeIDlMpgc4yOf1Lyt

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u/Which_Yesterday 22d ago

I just see a lizard slapping cheeks while doggystyling

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u/Exact-Difference-422 22d ago

I feel like people are gonna be mad at people for following directions. I've be3n told off for arriving 10 min early for a dr appointment before 

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u/moochickenmoomoo 22d ago

Thats where I would say "I see your business doesnt want my business. I will find another doctor that does want my business"

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u/ukstonerdude 22d ago

Here in the UK, I don’t think the NHS-employed receptionists would give a fuck, to be honest.

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u/Manannin 21d ago

They'd probably accuse you of being hostile and try and get you removed from the premises.

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u/Nuttyrolo 21d ago

ESPECIALLY the receptionists

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u/Exact-Difference-422 22d ago

I wish I could choose but I have a condition that needs specialists and there are few nearby most of the time. 

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u/darkon 21d ago

One that I find rather irritating:

"Your appointment is for 9:30am, but please be there 15 minutes early."

Why not make the appointment for 9:15?

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u/SV_Gms 19d ago

And then the Dr. arrives at 10am anyways, and even 9:30 would have been too early

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u/Captain_Hesperus 22d ago

Assert dominance by pounding on the glass til it shatters

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u/Pencil161 22d ago

This is the only reasonable solution.

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u/SeeTheRabbits 22d ago

Reminds of that time when I was a kid, 7 years old. It was winter, snow on the ground and I was in school. Time for recess. We go out, two staff were supervising, one at the door and one out in the play area. Play area lady told me I wasn’t dressed appropriately and needed to go back inside to put on a hat and gloves. I head to the door, only to be stop by the door lady and told I’m not allowed back in until recess is over. So I had back to play area and play area lady again approached me, said I’m not dressed appropriately and need to back inside for hat and gloves. So again I head to the door and be told again I’m not allowed back in. So I once again head back to play area and you guessed it, told to go back and dress appropriately. Got out of this cycle once the bell rang. I don’t know why I didn’t just speak up.

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u/Bureaucromancer 22d ago

In my experince that would just amount to 'back talk' and they'd yell for a bit before continuing the loop

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u/Young_Person_42 22d ago

They didn’t even ask you why you kept coming back to each of them? They were stupid on more than one level.

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u/SeeTheRabbits 21d ago

Nope they never questioned it. Maybe the lady at the door didn’t like me lol because I mispronounced her last name a lot! Her name was Mrs. Elefante but I’d often mistakenly call her Mrs. Elephant, until finally she told me to call her Mrs E. 🤭

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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 22d ago

Sounds like you got some exercise in

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u/Dimebag120 22d ago

They sound lovely

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 22d ago

They sound like ringing bell

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u/EugeneMachines 22d ago

There are actually two factions in the office, the Releasers and the Holders, that's why there are two signs, and they hate each other. OP just catching strays.

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u/awafoo 22d ago

FUCK the Holders

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u/BadDogSaysMeow 22d ago

Went to a hospital for XRay, on the door there was a phone number and a note to call it if you want an Xray.

I called the number and after the doctor came, he scolded me for calling him after work and pointed at another note listing the working hours.

The note was inside the room, you couldn't see the working hours without calling him and getting inside...

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u/TheGacAttack 22d ago

This is intentional. They enjoy the feeling of power-- drunk on it, really.

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u/Certain-Towel-9487 22d ago

At 3am with little to no sleep at a boring job you need to find ways to entertain yourself. This is one of them.

I used to call two CQ desks and make a 3 way call and then mute my phone and listen to them argue and right over who's messing with the phone. Usually it would turn into a race to find out who has the highest ranking individual around who would then yell at the others for a while.

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u/TheGacAttack 22d ago

Boredom is the playground of true creativity.

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 22d ago

This is the way!

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u/Sea_Willingness1398 22d ago

Hospital as well: We had a sign that said "push round button for automatic doors". Button was actually square. We currently have a button located on the other side of closed fire doors that you have to push for a set of doors to radiology to open. Totally inconvenient when pushing a gurney. Who designs this crap?

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 21d ago

I have wanted to know who the hell designs a lot of stuff like this! Just how does it come to be? It's bad especially when it's not some decades old building but pretty new - like, did y'all give any thought to this, lol?

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u/morguerunner 22d ago

Medical receptionists are always pushing the limits about how rude and snotty they can be to people. They act like this because the rest of the medical staff doesn’t really consider them medical personnel, but they desperately want the clout of being seen as a medical professional. They know so little about what’s actually going on that they think they have it all figured out and everyone’s dumb except for them.

If it were me, at my next appointment I would stand outside the door and call the front office to be let in, because the doorbell is “too confusing”. Or just knock on the door and pretend I didn’t see the bell. They’re going to act like you’re an idiot no matter what you do, so might as well troll.

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u/Rumplestilskin9 22d ago

My Dad had blood cancer and was on blood thinners so any little cut would bleed profusely. He had a fall and hit his head so I rushed him to a local hospital (rural). I told the receptionists what happened and what his situation was and they were like "alright, we'll let them know". 5 or 10 minutes went by while I'm holding a towel to his head and nobody ever came.

Receptionists started laughing about something so I (loudly) told them that I was taking him to the hospital in the next town because "If y'all are going to let him fucking die it'll be on the way to get help, not in the lobby of the hospital". They shut up, left their desk, and some nurses immediately came out. There were a couple other people in the lobby for non emergency appointments who were as pissed as I was about it. Not overcrowded, not under staffed, just gross negligence by the receptionists.

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u/kikinc14 22d ago

Wow idk what places you've worked at, the past few companies I've worked treated their reception really well, because they have to deal with disgruntled patients more than anyone else. Also any I've known (including myself when I worked front desk) are more than happy to say "that's out of my scope, I'm not a nurse, please hold while I connect you to someone that can answer your question"

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u/RealDeltaMike 22d ago

I loved reading your comment. Loooooved it.

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u/9outof10timesWrong 22d ago

Maybe they just like yelling at people

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u/TesticleMeElmo 22d ago

Probably used to work for the TSA

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u/Username_Haybale 22d ago

"2 doors with 2 guards, one tell lies and one tells the truth" vibe

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u/woodywoodchucknorris 22d ago

Come back a third time and go ham on it. Hold it down, let go then rapidly press it. Be as beligerant as possible with it. After they come to the door, keep holding it.

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u/ms_rdr 22d ago

I went to a Social Security office many years ago and the security guard yelled at me for following the instructions on the signs. Multiple times. When my number came up and I got up to go the service desk, she yelled at me to sit down. Literally yelled, not just talked mean. The other people in the waiting room kept looking at me, then her, then back at me as if to say "WTF did you do to piss her off so much?"

Some people are just miserable assholes who get off on what little power they have.

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u/Knarz97 21d ago

Once I showed up to an office for my 5pm appointment. The door was locked, so I just kind of stood there for a second. Someone walked out so I walked in as the door was open. The receptionists promptly FREAKED out at me wondering why I was there.

“You can’t be here sir”

You locked the door to my appointment that’s right now???

“We close at 5”

So why was I able to make a 5 appointment?????

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u/Electronic_World_894 22d ago edited 20d ago

Sounds like they are power hungry. Press and hold, per the sign. If you’re scolded again, tell them to get the sign changed.

Edit: I didn’t notice the second sign! They are power hungry!

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u/Darth_Krios 21d ago

But that's the thing... there are TWO signs.

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u/Electronic_World_894 20d ago

Oh my goodness, I didn’t notice the second pic!

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 22d ago

No it's completely okay to just tell them to shut up right? 

Like you can say, "you know what lady it says both things so why don't you fix your sign?"

When people are being douchebag it's okay to call them out. Stand up for yourself!

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u/CorbinNZ 22d ago

You have to hold and release the button. If you love something, set it free.

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 22d ago

I still miss that fish, I released it only to find it still at my doorstep when I went back outside.

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u/CorbinNZ 22d ago

It loved you so it came back.

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u/PETEFO55 21d ago

Goddamned seagulls

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u/TrickleValve 22d ago

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u/Zen_of_Tetchiness 22d ago

This is my exact thought, especially after being rude about it, I'm going back to slam that button on and off at weird intervals until security drags me out. I'm like really really petty though.

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u/Alexwonder999 22d ago

I appreciate how hard it is to work in health care right now. One of the things I think isnt talked about enough is how they seem to be utilizing "lean" scheduling more and more and laying people off in medical facilities and thats really screwing the enployees. That being said, I feel like some staff take it out on patients and the visitors and then also complain when people are rude back. Can we both just talk shit about your CEO or something, is what I want to ask.

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 22d ago

I would have died in their office of embarrassment and social anxiety. They need one sign to communicate which to do and they need all staff on the same page. This is awful. Piss on the floor.

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u/Schmoopy_No_Poopy 22d ago

"Oh, here let me try again" and then mash the button as many times and as fast as you can

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u/ScratchLatch 22d ago

The first person you spoke to is just wrong. Follow the sign on the door. The “press and release” was made on a label printer by an employee, its why it looks so much less official.

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u/ShortBrownAndUgly 22d ago

Is this a prison or a psych unit

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u/Comfortable_Daikon_1 21d ago

Had this happen to me when I did delivery driving. Arrive at a business, tinted windows and can't see anyone inside, so I rang the doorbell and a very grumpy receptionist let me in, saying

"Next time, don't ring the doorbell if I'm standing right here. It rings all through the building and people upstairs will get pissed and come punch your lights out!"

I think some people just like to be mad all the time

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u/cloudsourced285 22d ago

If they suck at basic communication that's on them.

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u/Gold-Supermarket-342 22d ago

Spam the button

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u/Sad_Banana_King 21d ago

Drove 3+ hours to get fingerprinted for a job. The sign on the door says in big books angry letters "KNOCK ONLY ONCE - I am very busy and will be with you shortly." So I knock once. After 15 minutes I know again, once. 15 minutes after that I do so again. After 45 minutes in total I knock again for a third time. "Where the hell have you been, you're late for your appointment. I've already closed everything down you'll have to come back tomorrow." Lady, I followed the instructions as written. It's a small office, don't know how you didn't hear me.

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u/BankAcceptable277 22d ago

I think I would have been polite on the first round , second time they would have got a hot earfull about the vague and nebulous signage and how my times valuable as well not to mention they are at work and need to have at least a touch of patience with the public or seek other employment if they can't 

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u/NateTut 20d ago

Moral of the story: "Go away and leave us alone. We don't care if you're sick."

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u/TrashPandaNotACat 22d ago

I'd tell them, "make up your damn mind. You've got conflicting signage, yesterday I got fussed at for holding the button and today you're fussing at me for not holding the button. Perhaps have a staff meeting about it so that you'll all be on the same page? Get your shit together." But I'm old and no longer tolerate stupid crap without speaking my mind.

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u/Aggressive-Tie-9795 22d ago

Do an SOS signal with the doorbell

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u/somdcomputerguy 22d ago

I was going to suggest pretty much the same thing. When someone angrily opens the door, just explain that you were obeying each sign.

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u/Educational-Aioli795 22d ago

I'd be ringing Shave and a Haircut Two Bits on the way out.

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u/f2msnm 21d ago

Personally I’d remove the second sign so they get to be annoyed until they provide better instructions but I’m petty

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u/Purple1350 22d ago

Nahhhhhhh, the next move requires quick-dry superglue and a piece of cardboard. But not right away.

Hold down that button. Hold it down. Sit there and silently await their arrival. Then step away and hide when you hear them coming. Wait until they finish checking for you, frustrated, and go back.

But now we don't hold down the button.

Now the REAL game begins. Spam it. Spam the button-- rapidly click that little buzzer until they come again. Flee, hiding once more from their frustration, adding to their boiling hate.

When they leave, unable to find you, you made your way back as quickly and quietly as you can, and hit it ONCE. Then hide again. Go wait.

Spend a few minutes perusing the waiting room.

Then return, SPAM. THAT. BUTTON.

Flee again when they come.

And now?

The Final Act. Get out that superglue. Dump THE MOST HEINOUS amount of glue onto the piece of cardboard, and SMASH the concoction against that button. Then leave. Leave and never return, knowing in your heart that their insufferable headaches, the resulting migraines, will be your greatest victory.

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u/Lassagna12 22d ago

The Security Camera is going to capture all of that.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 22d ago

That's what the pineapple is for.

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 22d ago

I have a few different phones in my office. And one has a SUPER annoying ringer. It's not anyones fault for needing to ring that phone, but my dental bill goes up little by little as I GRIT my teeth anytime someone calls.

I can only imagine the stress of a medical environment adding to that.

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u/vipck83 21d ago

It’s really annoying when places are inconsistent about how you do things. It’s infuriating when the staff get all pissy at you over it.

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle 22d ago

This actually pisses me off so much, like genuinely if I were in that scenario I would be such a piece of shit about it. I genuinely don’t get why they would see this massive fucking contradiction that presumably people have to interact with every fucking day, and not just change the fucking sign? Surely it’s MORE effort to be a dick to everyone that gets confused, than it is to just idk put some fucking tape over the incorrect signage, but tbh I think more likely is that NEITHER of the two signs is correct because probably everyone who works there just does it their own way, so really the signs are entirely irrelevant and this is just an issue with the people who work there- what I am saying is, these people are lazy fucking assholes and I hate them and hope they go to take a drink of water and spill it all over their shirts.

Also like the gall to be rude to you for attempting to follow their protocols and be as un-disruptive as possible?? Imo justified to bitch at them, idk its just unfair that THEIR short-sightedness and lack of problem solving has to stress out someone entirely unaffiliated with the building, it just seems really fucking unprofessional and unnecessary

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u/JayKazooie 21d ago

Reminds me of the time my wife went to the ER and she didn't know what was wrong but she saw a sign saying that everyone could have one visitor present so I immediately ordered an uber and got my ass over.

Then when I told the women at the ER entrance what was going on and asked where she was they were like, "uh... So why would that mean you need to go in there? 🤨"

"... Because my autistic wife is in the ER and she's scared??"

"Uh... huh..." And then they continue to both look at me like an alien while they call someone, and I'm on the phone with my wife who's like, "Why do they have that sign if no one can visit??"

And then they inform me rather coldly that she's been discharged so I won't have to worry about getting to her room and she'll be down soon and we're both like "??? Nobody told her she was discharged yet so why do you sound so annoyed goddammit????"

I hope to god they don't get the same treatment when their loved ones have an emergency, we were both in tears by the time she got down to me.

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u/PizzaTacoCat312 21d ago

Next time just press the button as many times as you can until someone answers.

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u/tennille_24 22d ago

They are so rage baiting 😭

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u/RouKyasarin 22d ago

This isn’t mild to me. I would have blown and gasket.

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u/Own-Lab-8118 22d ago

They need a third sign that says, "Please read sign". /s

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 22d ago

Id be pissed as shit

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 22d ago

Wtf? If you press and hold it dont you still have to release it; this looks like an idiot made those up.

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u/JunkmonkeyZr0 22d ago

Sounds like a perfect way to either play a small tune with the bell, or learn a bit or Morse code. Sww how long it takes for them to answer as you spell out "shitass".

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u/Server_Administrator 22d ago

I would be doing whichever pisses them off the most. :)

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u/tuxon64 22d ago

If they can't get the door bell right I doubt I would trust them with any medical care.

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u/Historical-Green-463 21d ago

Some people are just miserable. Doesn’t matter what you do.

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u/newbert12 21d ago

Auditor trap

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u/nalisarc 21d ago

So wait, you're not suppose to push *or* release the button. Are you just hold it until the heat death of the universe?

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u/LumplessWaffleBatter 22d ago edited 22d ago

I can actually apply some context for you because I work in a really old hospital!

Modern hospitals are meant to be discreet, secure departments (hence the switch from "emergency room" to "emergency department" [ED]).  

Ideally, there's just be a reception area where you could go and say, "Hey, I'm a visitor for so-and-so, please let me back".  Unfortunately, that's a security risk, so a lot of mandatory renovations exist around pre-existing constructions that don't allow for proper reception areas.  Because of this, medical staff get these awkward, in-between door bells that are either painfully annoying, or too hard to hear if the nurses are, ya know, in patient rooms.

Because my hospital is so old, we do have a reception area.  It causes a lot of problems, since our only line of defense is our receptionist, and genuine security concerns can very easily leave the ED.

Tl;Dr these bells are a terrible middle ground between security and funding.

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u/cleverasian 22d ago

Nah I’d spam that button so fast…

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u/mollyxz 22d ago

This has happened to me before and I think it's really amazing how some people make an accidental misunderstanding out to be a malicious intentional attack.

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u/ComprisingIgnorance 22d ago

I think you should add a small black to the right saying "Pranks! No but seriously, just bang your head against the door we'll get to you when we damn well please."

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u/Winter-Anywhere-3963 22d ago

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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u/fatMard 22d ago

I would fucking knock.

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u/gtr1234 22d ago

We're all mad here

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u/drmike0099 22d ago

It’s possible you communicated with two different people.

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u/jennapearl8 22d ago

If you press and hold you are also press and releasing, just eventually instead of right away.

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u/NarwhalSongs 22d ago

Here I go leaving the door ajar on my way in and out every time. Fuck dealing with that literal noise.

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u/andreasbeer1981 22d ago

It's a quantum bell. You have to press it first and then hold and release it at the same time.

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u/tannershelton3d 22d ago

Plot twist, the bell is hooked up to shock collars that every employee wears. First person hates it, second is a masochist.

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u/Frederick_T 22d ago

Next time play the bass line from smoke on the water

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u/TouristEquivalent181 18d ago

Damned if you do. Darned if you don't.

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u/cabsox 21d ago

Definitely holding it down every time. All the way up until they open the door. Then tell them "that's nice, change the sign" when they try to scold me.

There's no repercussions for being an ass to me and unfortunately for them its the same back the other way.

I don't care if it bothers you, now get the door

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u/analogpursuits 21d ago

"Lack of staffing on your part, and the stress from the gerrymandered system you set up to deal with it, is a YOU problem."

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u/Lopsided_Panic_1148 Dude, wtf... 21d ago

I would find someone in charge, tell them what happened both times and demand some clarity.

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u/FirefoxyRosalie 22d ago

Press and release, then, press and hold, per the sign says

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u/KymeraAHP 22d ago

As a regular patient and visitor, I've managed to get away with pressing it 3 times in short bursts without a finger wag every time. For now.

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u/ThomasToHandle 22d ago

Then take the other sign down or whatever

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u/Azipear 22d ago

Reminds me of a recent business trip when I flew out and back the same day. Outbound trip that morning: TSA scolds me for taking laptop out of my bag. Return trip that evening: TSA scolds me for leaving laptop in my bag.

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u/Puzzled_Market_2235 22d ago

First one: That intercom won't work until you release it.

Second one is easy: "make up your mind"

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u/Immediate_Word1295 22d ago

Traduction: "We're very busy, come another day."

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u/honeykay69 21d ago

Flight attendant last night gave the emergency exit row speech and then started pointing at people for the verbal "yes", but she didn't actually ASK us.

Proceeded to get snotty with a woman because she prompted her seatmate to say yes when she didn't know what the pointing was about. Walked a few rows ahead and then whipped around to call her a problem.

Second flight attendant walks by a few seconds later and goes "she means it!"

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u/wildcat623 18d ago

They’re fucking with you dude.

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u/rszasz 21d ago

You can do both. Just press it for a couple seconds and release, over, and over, and over.

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u/TheDwiin 22d ago

So I would press and release, then I would press and hold.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 22d ago

laugh.
because fuckem. thats why. :)

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u/Life_and-whatnot 22d ago

Personally, I'd play Jingle Bells with it to see if they prefer that instead

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u/teriyaki_donut 22d ago

Maybe they hire from the TSA

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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 22d ago

Sounds like they don’t want to be bothered at all 🫩

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u/mechamangamonkey 22d ago

just spam the button repeatedly instead. make everyone mad

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 22d ago

People need to be more comfortable responding "oh, so you're stupid"

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u/Mindless_Analyzing 22d ago

Where’s the black sharpie marker?!?

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u/Lucky-Surround-1756 22d ago

Please Ring Bell, Press and Hold, Press and Release.

It's not that complicated buddy.

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u/No-Consideration-716 21d ago edited 21d ago

Obvious solution is to continually press and release the button until someone answers.

Also, I cannot help but think of this regarding those conflicting signs:

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 21d ago

so did you correctly ask them what they actually want? was it the same person?

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u/Zealousideal_Bet2320 21d ago

This reminds me when Sarah Connor used the intercom to force the staff to release the door while holding the psychiatric doctor hostage lol