r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bathingsoap • 11d ago

I just wanted a hot dog These tips options

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Mildly cause at least I can custom

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 11d ago

No tender kiss on your forehead? 🥺

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u/MoarSocks 11d ago

For 40% it better be somewhere other than my forehead.

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u/BlearghBleorgh 11d ago

Foreskin?

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u/Hot_Top_124 10d ago

I still have mine, so sure 🤷