r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Original_Ad_3481 • 8d ago

I'm slightly vexed Friday Lunch 🍕

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Went to put red pepper flakes on my pizza… 😅

Edit: Plastic shaker, no glass luckily

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u/Plastic_Top5413 8d ago

Did the spice Shaker explode? What were you doing to get such a violent outcome?

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u/Feet-Of-Clay 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10H4by255F2UsU

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u/LiverLikeLarry 8d ago

How did you get footage of my jerking off?

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u/Feet-Of-Clay 8d ago

Easy. I was the one directing the tempo.

https://giphy.com/gifs/e7N9oNgRAEjII

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u/Captain_Hesperus 6d ago

New euphemism: Slamming your Loki

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u/LiverLikeLarry 6d ago

I Like that a lot

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u/eggyal 6d ago

I will be direct You watch adult content often, and I caught you masturbating. We all do it from time to time. How I did this Your router was vulnerable. I was able to inject some code into the firmware, and every device connected on the network, including phones, was compromised. Then I set every device available to record with the camera only when you watch adult content. I also got your contact lists, phone numbers, emails, social media contacts, and here is the deal. If you don't pay me $1809 USD worth in Bicoin, I will send your masturbation video, search history, and all your private chat to all your contacts and all social media

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u/No-Pollution2425 6d ago

Me: send it. I know not of the concept of shame.