r/mildlyinfuriating • u/30minuteNaps • 2d ago

My cat is standing on my face This little shit ate my gaming microphone

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u/Reddit_grill oh so you like it? PUT IT DOWN 2d ago

and this little shit will do it again

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

And i'll love him nonetheless

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u/Reddit_grill oh so you like it? PUT IT DOWN 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/umxRbhpV3joNMeS4Xx

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u/Hopeful-Brain8622 2d ago

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u/Reddit_grill oh so you like it? PUT IT DOWN 2d ago

happy cake day! 🍰

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u/Kiyohara 2d ago

In a hot second.

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u/send420nudes 2d ago

Its a very cute little shit tho

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

Thanks, i love this little shit

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u/Turtle_747 2d ago

The face of shamelessness

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u/SweetHomeMissouri 2d ago

how can you be mad at that face though?

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

I can't

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u/jeckles 2d ago

Looks like he’s mad at you tho. You took his treat.

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

Shit I'm so sorry , i'll apologize to him right now

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

The council has spoken, the cat has been found not guilty.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzAu2U1tOafteBa0

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u/Next_Can3402 2d ago

Thank fuck it’s the cat. I’d probably eat that thing.

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

The cat? Me too

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u/fiiocco_bluu 2d ago

My cat chewed through three headset cords before I learned to hide everything in drawers

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u/Next_Can3402 2d ago

“they’re eating the cats theyre eating the dogs”

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u/Next_Can3402 2d ago

nah id have eaten the microphone that thing looks very chewable

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u/NKB246 2d ago

Pets cannot be infuriating. They give so much more than they take.

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u/socom18 2d ago

I blame OP

https://giphy.com/gifs/12Nt5YmOLztmMw

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

Fair, I shouldn't have left it hanging around. It's definitely my fault. How could you resist a lone microphone just standing there, ready to be chewed on?

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u/obi1kennoble 2d ago

If you think that's in bad shape, you should see the people he was smack-talking

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

LMFAO good one

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u/peteREpete1972 2d ago

“Don’t look at me. I didn’t do it.” 🤪

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u/Left_Fist 2d ago

He’s never done anything wrong in his life. Stop shaming him.

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u/busytransitgworl PURPLE 2d ago

You should get your cat shamed on the roastmycat sub

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u/laufelix 2d ago

No he didn’t

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

You're right I'm making things up, sorry

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u/acopper87 2d ago

The little shit was just trying to sing wonderwall

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u/t0matit0 2d ago

I know the feeling

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u/xuncx 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qtgkm1xVilBFWD63CT

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u/Balloon_Fan 2d ago

Goddammit, bullshido is a thing even in the cat world now?

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u/3WingsAndChips 1d ago

He’s innocent. Let’s split up and look for clues.

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u/Rinoa_5 2d ago

That face says he'll do it again. 

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u/NBCPumpkinKing 2d ago

Less talkie

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u/Anglofsffrng 2d ago

He did it in the split second you let your guard down. And he'll do it again.

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u/percy_thepoltergeist 2d ago

That cat looks angry lol

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

Not an ounce of malice though. Sweetest cat i've ever had

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u/percy_thepoltergeist 2d ago

Ya i relied when I looked at the pic a second time I was like oh

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u/AgitatedPatience5729 2d ago

But you still love your cat.

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u/Icy-Historian126 2d ago

Your little shit told you to buy big gaming microphone, the big metal one with arm. Thank him.

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u/Suspicious-Spell-130 2d ago

It looks delicious. 

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u/CutthroatSports 2d ago

He’s the microphone now

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u/Either_Librarian7238 2d ago

Stremch him as a punishment and post it! 😆

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u/Kiyohara 2d ago

He's not sorry.

At all.

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u/ceebiee 2d ago

it’s easy to blame the innocent party, innit?

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u/MentallyPsycho 2d ago

He did nothing wrong!!! He's innocent!!!

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u/Born-Egg2263 2d ago

I had a cat developed a taste for cords. Specifically controller cords. Well, and weed. I had to put double sided tape on cords and it finally stopped him.

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u/Balloon_Fan 2d ago

My long haired cat has chwed off so many of my USB cables. It's her only flaw, but it's definitely a mildly infuriating one. At least she's not chewing off power cables like my dog used to do.

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u/Alarming_Orchid 1d ago

Did he enjoy the meal?

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 1d ago

Punishment: squeezes and scritches

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 2d ago

You clearly did something wrong.

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u/30minuteNaps 2d ago

Yeah, I left the microphone hanging around. It's definitely my fault I'm not denying that

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 2d ago

I mean, you wronged the cat. lol

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 2d ago

Cats.

Can't live with them.