r/mildlyinfuriating • • 22h ago

Is it in yet Teslas roadsters reservation agreement

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u/Shenanigans99 21h ago

Yeah the people who pre-ordered their roadsters 9 years ago are also still waiting. 😂

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 16h ago

50K down at that.

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u/pasaroanth 15h ago

If you instead put $50k into VOO (an ETF that follows the S&P) 9 years ago, it would be worth around $150,000 right now. Instead, people gave to Elon for vaporware.

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u/malou_pitawawa 13h ago

Call it an investment into Tesla with extra steps

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u/CicadaSecure526 12h ago

If you had actually invested that $50k into TSLA though...$750k now? Something like that?

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u/pasaroanth 12h ago

And if you had invested $50k in Nvidia at that point you’d have $2.36 million.

In any case, I’m not sure what advantage at all anyone would see in tying up $50k for a car that may never exist outside of highly engineered promos like we just saw.

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u/TehBazz 22h ago

Post this to the Tesla sub and they’ll tell you how daddy Elon is saving the human race and tell you how dumb redditors are for listening to the propaganda making Elon and Tesla look bad

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 21h ago

They are just a cult at this point

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u/boxjellyfishing 11h ago

Or more likely, mostly bots.

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u/PaddleMonkey 22h ago

You are giving them money for something that may not even exist.

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u/Hmmark1984 16h ago

Honestly, at this point anyone who gives Elon their money deserves whatever they get, or more aptly don't get. People who pre ordered the first roadster or whatever it was called are still waiting and surely people can't have forgotten just how much they promised about the cyber truck and how little they actually delivered.

If anyone thinks they're actually going to deliver on a "flying" sports car, they're either an idiot or insane.

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u/jstasir 16h ago

It’s crazy that they include this and even more that people are filling to fork all that money for a down payment, a car that they might not even get or even be close to what it looks like. Reminds me of the ones who order the CT that was supposed to be a lower price and never received it lol.

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u/anh86 15h ago

The CyberTruck was supposed to be $39k 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Paco103 13h ago

Yeah and at that price I could look past how ugly it is

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u/FlatPineappleSociety 21h ago

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u/Available-Show-2393 16h ago

He really wants to make sure people know hes sending his whole heart to them

How sweet

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u/CunningBear 18h ago

They deserve to lose their money.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 18h ago

IIRC there's some kind of tax advantage to holding on to deposits indefinitely, but I can't recall specifics.

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u/Thunder_Will 14h ago

Until the company has shipped the product and fulfilled their part of the contract, it's not counted as revenue and therefore not taxable.

It's literally free financing for the company

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 14h ago

I think that's what companies do with unspent gift card balances.

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u/Thunder_Will 14h ago

Exactly, and gift card balance holders are incredibly low on the priority list of creditors when a company goes bust

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 14h ago

I recall where I heard about this scheme.  Chubby Electron Dude has a video about it.

https://youtu.be/Ym7YwFq8ZuM

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u/MithrilHuman 12h ago

On top of tax advantage, it's also an interest free loan. That $50k from 2017 roadster would've been worth $150k with S&P 500 index funds, and $850k if you invested in Tesla stock instead.

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 21h ago

why would anyone buy that crap? 

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u/Witty_Name_420 20h ago

That’s on you for trusting anything out of Elmo’s mouth.

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u/Imrik_Dragonfire 8h ago

Star citizen but for cars.

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u/Nick_XL 7h ago

He calls it SpaceX

(I'm mostly kidding tho, there's a lot of smart people at SpaceX doing cool stuff)

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u/twelfthfantasy 7h ago

Yeah, SpaceX works most of the time because he's not really directly involved with it

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u/Rudhelm 6h ago

Not really tho.

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u/srslydudebros 3h ago

Cash flow for vaporware.

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u/gc1 13h ago

I do Nazi what could go wrong

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u/Drapausa 16h ago

I hope you are making fun of this and are not actually wanting to buy it.

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u/vctrmldrw 19h ago

Yeah it's no better than a Kickstarter. And slightly less likely to ever exist.

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u/MithrilHuman 12h ago edited 11h ago

Infuriating to whom, Elon fannies? This was pretty much expected from the 2017 Roadster, the Mars base, the full self driving promises...

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 9h ago

I really don’t see the problem here. That’s how every pre-order ever has worked and, if you’ve paid even 2 seconds of attention to Tesla over the last decade+, them promising vaporware so that morons will give them cash for fake products is kind of their whole deal.

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u/AhhhSkrrrtSkrrrt 8h ago

Have they ever not delivered on a preorder?

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 8h ago

Well, it’s been 9 years since they started taking pre-orders for the Roadster, so arguably they haven’t deliver that. Guess it depends on whether you define them still saying they’re totally gonna deliver it a decade later as a failure to deliver or the world’s slowest pre-order.

Full Self Driving still has yet to be delivered in any form other than name (FSD is neither “full” nor entirely “self” driving), and all of the people who paid $10K to get it on the promise that it would work on older hardware will never get it since Tesla finally admitted that the older hardware doesn’t have the compute power necessary for level 3 self driving.

I could keep going on about Tesla’s awful track record of outlandish over-promising and underdelivering, but I won’t

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u/mindless_blaze 17h ago

Is it a nonrefundable deposit? And how much?

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u/Flipslips 12h ago

It’s refundable. Deposit is different per trim. 50k deposit base, 250k deposit thrust, 500k deposit rocket

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u/Dino_Spaceman 8h ago

Wait $250mm is not the final price?

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u/Flipslips 7h ago

Mm?

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u/Dino_Spaceman 7h ago edited 3h ago

You say $250mm deposit. So is that the remainder of the cost of the car or is that a second deposit with the remainder on delivery?

Edit: stupid brain. $250m. Not mm

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u/plz-no-b4n 4h ago

$250k deposit, not $250mm, lmao

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u/Dino_Spaceman 3h ago

Crap. Yah. Sorry my brain was in millions mode from work. Doh!

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u/EmilioMolesteves 2h ago

Even if you got it, where would you fly it for the 30 seconds it can fly? You aren't going to be helicoptering in to work.

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u/Cepheus7 22m ago

Its the same as owning any other car that can do 250mph+. You will never ever do that speed.
Its not about actually doing it. Its about owning a car that can.

(Notwithstanding that the rocket version of this car will never see a public street)

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u/dnuohxof-2 14h ago

Well, I mean, this is for stupid people. Only stupid people would preorder a toy car from musk.

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u/funny_username42 12h ago

With that said, I think this would probably be written in every car manufacturer's concept car preorder contract, even if the car is not as unhinged as this new Roadster.

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u/plz-no-b4n 4h ago

Yeah, but nobody else is taking pre orders for a concept car

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u/ARAR1 15h ago

Its so weird that anyone would want to make any deal with fElon

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u/GalaganCoffee 22h ago

I hope the coma was a nice coma

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u/deff006 10h ago

Anyone who actually pays for this deserves to lose their money.

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u/No-Rip-9573 12h ago

Why do you buy a nazimobile in the first place?

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u/Dino_Spaceman 8h ago

I would wait to see how much of what was shown actually makes the final delivery vehicle before giving him any money.

But that’s me and I think anyone throwing $250m into the ether for some future delivery at an indeterminate period of time lives in a tax bracket so different than my own I can’t really get their mindset. And I’m absolutely in the upper range of wealth.

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u/sicilian504 BLUE 26m ago

Musk doing Musk things. Such a fraud. But I have zero sympathy for the people who fall for this. If they haven't learned by now 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/No-Sherbert-6853 17h ago

Those things have one purpose… to be used on Mars if Elon’s plans ever come to fruition.

Spaceship style propulsion (basic explanation, I know) on a planet with 38% of Earth’s gravity makes a lot of sense. Letting the average modern human use one on earth is stupid as shit.

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u/L1A1 15h ago

It was a special effects prop to fluff the share price, nothing more. It’s as much a working car as the Taj Mahal.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 8h ago

It’s not a mars car. You would build something with more utility and ground clearance for that.

This is a James Bond hyper car and that’s it.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 13h ago

You know what would be more useful that puff piece? Helicopter blades. That car will never work and that's IF it ever gets built, which it won't.