r/mildlyinfuriating • u/a-DICK-tator • 8h ago

Do u dont wanna My girlfriend insist on placing breadbox sideways.

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u/a-DICK-tator 8h ago

Bread blocks the door, and when you actually manage to open it it just flops out entirely

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u/NecessaryFine8989 7h ago

when you actually manage to open it it just flops out entirely

I've got a broken zipper like this.

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u/Miss_Taycan 7h ago

even with a broken zipper I don't think mine reaches out. maybe it pokes its head out a tiny bit when it's warmer and the wind blows the right way

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u/TheReal-Chris 6h ago

Man, you need a bigger loaf of bread. I heard sometimes the white loafs can be a little sad but if you get a fresh baked whole wheat or get a nice rise on a handmade sourdough you’d even want to show it off to your neighbors.

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u/Err_101 8h ago

That's just a bread dispenser 😁

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u/ironicmirror 7h ago

Some people pay extra for that...

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u/JudgementofParis 8h ago

if youre opening it dont you want the bread out anyway

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u/jd3marco 7h ago

He’s intimidated by the way the bread loaf flops out like a big dong.

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u/Lil-Spicy-Noodle 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sQbzuG05w41S6flQOm
the gf probably

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u/messfdr 2h ago

Wtf even is this gif lol

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u/ahoi_polloi 2h ago

Interestingly, it's from the German Protestant church, advertising for charitable donations for a "feed the world" programme.

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u/RapNVideoGames I like country music. 8h ago

This is such a girlfriend response. “Isn’t that what you wanted, babe?” Lol

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u/kewkkid 7h ago

GOATED comment

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u/Jordonknox 4h ago

JudgementofParis is a-DICK-tator’s girlfriend!

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u/BlanchedBubblegum 7h ago

Then putting the bread back in is annoying for no reason…

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u/Fizzel87 7h ago

Maybe for the uncoordinated. We have our breadbox vertical like this and it is not a problem at all.

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u/BlanchedBubblegum 6h ago

I mean it also means you have to stack bread upwards. And I’d prefer to have less stuff on top of my bread.

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u/Whole-Philosophy-231 5h ago

Don't most people have multiple types of bread? My bread box has bagels, English muffins, sandwich bread, wraps. Mine has a shelf which is nice so I can easily access each individual item without taking them all out.

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u/tilda432 2h ago

I think most people don't own a breadbox. I can't think of anyone I know who has a breadbox. 

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u/Whole-Philosophy-231 1h ago

I don't know what that has to do with my comment lol. I don't think most do, but if you do you likely have more than 1 type of bread to tumble out

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u/tilda432 1h ago

You just said most people have multiple types of bread in their breadbox. I don't know anyone who has one to even say if that's true. They seem uncommon but it could be where I'm at and maybe it's more popular in certain regions. 

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u/Whole-Philosophy-231 1h ago

No I said people tend to have multiple types of bread lol. So if you DO use a bread box, them falling out isn't likely to be what you want falling, but everything.

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u/Talk-O-Boy 7h ago

That is… so stupid. How are some of you like this?

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u/MyOwnRobot 7h ago

I've jacked my fridge up in the back enough so that when I open the doors, all the food slides out and crashes onto my feet, it's very convenient

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u/thisoneagain 6h ago

I laughed very hard at this.

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u/valentinegnorbu 6h ago

Omg I haven't laughed this hard in a while🤣

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u/Fine_Payment13 6h ago

That’s caught me off guard I’ve been laughing for about 5 mins, every time I stop I picture it and start again 😂😂

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u/Diddly_eyed_Dipshite 6h ago

Oh great, there's the mustard... now I need fresh socks

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u/JadeMonkey0 5h ago

But on the bright side, some of it spilled on the bread on the floor so I'm almost halfway to a sandwich!

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u/Slipstream_Surfing 2h ago

Reminds me of the occasional adjustments I'm forced to make just to get it so the doors don't slowly swing fully open or even worse back to rest on my hips and butt.

Don't know why they get out of adjustment so often. Is like they levitate magnetically on the hinges and the slightest breeze sets them in motion.

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u/Justhe3guy 6h ago

If you have to ask why anyone is the way they are on reddit it’s because there’s no barrier to entry

Just a deluge of humans

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u/Splungeblob 5h ago

And a bigger deluge of bots.

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u/Laleaky 5h ago

No counter space makes people do crazy things.

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u/hughperman 7h ago

I know, l lay out each of my bread slices individually over my countertop and keep them in a vacuum pack bag each for maximum efficiency and freshness. Sideways breadbox 🫪

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u/Artwastelander 6h ago

Need to ensure the bread is unharmed before I eat it. It might bruise like fruit. Let's not even talk about the potential crumb situations. My God.

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u/Disastrous_Good9236 6h ago

maybe once in a while he likes to admire it

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u/wytewydow 3h ago

fuckin' self dispensing bread box. epic.

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u/Dirtylicious33 7h ago

I would give you an award if i had any to give 👌🏼

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u/SolScorpii 7h ago

Add a hook at the top in the inside and hang the bread bag from it

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u/firewarrior256 8h ago

OP has a name like that and his bread just FLOPS OUT.

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u/ImNotHandyImHandsome 7h ago

That's why his GF laid the box on the side.

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u/boarhowl 6h ago

She likes it when it flops out

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u/HorseXNothing 8h ago

That is really annoying and would bother me to no end. Also, phrasing?

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u/Burnie_9 5h ago

Turn the bread around so it leans back?

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u/hidyhidyhidyhi 5h ago

Stick a little hook in there. Hang the bread bag like bananas

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 7h ago

lol that is not a problem in my eyes unless you’ve got a hoard of bread in there

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u/GamerTex 8h ago

Gotta learn to lean 

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u/Sally3Sunshine3 8h ago

Sounds convenient 

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u/scientooligist 7h ago

Just buy less floppy bread. Like a nice loaf of sourdough

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u/im_just_thinking 7h ago

I bet both points, but to me that area either needs to be all used as one surface/prep area, or it all needs to be for appliances/big stationary items. Not both at once.

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u/ragingduck 6h ago

You can pretend the Bread Gnome is just doing his job.

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u/avonacca 5h ago

You can use the top as a little shelf now too.

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u/OriginalMexican 4h ago

Mate this is needless argument. Mount a shelf 8" from the upper cabinet, slide the bread box there and be done with it. As is, if you are occupying countertop this is clearly more efficient -
But again both are inefficient compared to a SHELF. mount it instead of complaining about you GF

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u/rcw00 4h ago

but it leaves space for the whiskey to have its own dedicated spot

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u/brigandbreton 4h ago

Instragram effect.

Woooow on the picture.

No one thinks of the real usuability

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u/xfreddy- 4h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Pattern_Is_Movement 2h ago

So bread comes out of the bread holder, and you're unhappy about this?

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u/NewSchoolFool 2h ago

Learn to adapt

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u/F133TWOOD 7h ago

Seems to be a big issue with the bread box than anything.

Small kitchen counter and breadbox is taking up too much footprint. Also as the door roller is opened means, you have to be careful not to put anything on top that could interfere with the door.

I would get a different bread box that uses less footprint and maybe has another top layer. Also squared shaped (none of this roller function) so things can be placed on top.