r/mildlyinfuriating • u/a-DICK-tator • 8h ago

Do u dont wanna My girlfriend insist on placing breadbox sideways.

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u/housevil 4h ago edited 17m ago

It also has the added bonus that when you open it, there's a chance that the loaf of bread might flop out like a dead body.

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u/NeitherExamination44 3h ago

What kinda fuckin bread are you eating that flops like a dead body…

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u/Prior_Butterfly_7839 3h ago

When I read it I immediately thought of the old wonder white bread my mom used to make sandwiches on when I was little. lol, that bread would definitely flop like a dead body.

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u/jjumbuck 3h ago

Industrial sliced bread

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u/misskck67 1h ago

Nature's Own would definitely do this... Any soft, sliced, processed sandwich bread I'd think

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u/NeitherExamination44 1h ago

These replies are definitely making me check my privilege, I haven’t eaten bread like that since I was a kid. Not that I buy anything terribly bougie but I would rather not have bread than eat bread that flops lol

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u/misskck67 1h ago

Haha that's so fair! I'm not a big crunchy crust bread person, something about super soft bread does it for me 😂 maybe it is just childhood nostalgia though, I've never thought about it too much

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u/housevil 3h ago

Bread that isn't all stale and dried out.

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u/ThrowawayVetQuestion 1h ago

Hahahaha I laughed so hard at this

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u/SovereignZ3r0 3h ago

I think that's a "shitty bread" problem rather than an "upright bread holder" problem

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u/housevil 15m ago

Who ever said it was a problem?

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u/HollyBee159 1h ago

I was thinking the added bonus was it might not be bread, but rather a bottle of wine or fine scotch.