r/mildyinteresting • • 9h ago

humankind hiccups 😅 Germans love their meat raw

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u/Steck-0 7h ago

The only people who don't eat Mett in Germany are vegetarian, vegan or Muslims.

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u/Chrissstahl 6h ago

That's just plain wrong a lot of "normal" Germans don't like Mett.

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u/Lilstiick 6h ago

Name 10

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u/No_Rope_8250 3h ago

Me, a few of my friends, and other people here in the comments

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u/GerCptEinsicht 6h ago

I knew he couldn't

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u/Ghouliver 1h ago

They're either not "normal" or not German.

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u/AccomplisedDeer 6h ago

I don't think I've ever seen Mett– or known anyone who eats it, over here in the south.

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u/shuozhe 6h ago

Our Metzger near Stuttgart got it once every week, too expensive to get it often but loving it. We had Mettwoch also in office once every month

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u/Dry_Ranger_8383 6h ago

Your mixing that up with tartar. Mett is cheap AF a little over a euro per 100g

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u/shuozhe 5h ago

Definitely mett, asked. ~2.5€ per bread

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u/FraggDieb 4h ago

You don’t get it already done - you buy a whole Pfund or kg and enjoy it with friends or family with some fresh cut onions and white bread

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u/shuozhe 4h ago

Yeah.. Mettwoch on work! But our Metzger had perhaps 400g there and I always buy half of it

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u/ConfectionIll4301 5h ago

Never had it in my 29 years in Bavaria either. Now i eat it every week here in NRW. Like it very much

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u/Klony99 6h ago

Pretty common in Bavaria.

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u/Putrid_Invite_194 5h ago

I live in Bavaria and it’s never been a thing in my family or among my friends, I only ever heard about Mettbrötchen in memes by northerners.

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u/AccomplisedDeer 4h ago

Same here.

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u/CautiousShame2255 6h ago

in the south its called "hackepeter" or just "hack".

while technically "hackepeter" is mixed meat. not just pork

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u/Erolok1 5h ago

Aus Hackepeter wird Kacke spÀter

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u/FrogHater1066 6h ago

Hackepeter is North/East, not South

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u/incommunicado_1999 5h ago

It was on the breakfast buffet this morning in our hotel in Hannover


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u/Godess_Ilias 43m ago

more common in northern parts

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u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 7h ago

I'm neither vegetarian, vegan or Muslim, yet I never even tried mett.

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u/Nisseliten 5h ago

Then you are not German!

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u/KOMarcus 6h ago

C'mon .. become a Mett-head

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u/Steck-0 7h ago

You see? You would love it if you you would try it

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u/A_Mare 6h ago

we eat the rĂŒgenwalder mĂŒhle vegan mett instead đŸ€·â€â™€ïž

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u/Cucumberneck 6h ago

It's also the only thing my vegetarian sister really misses.

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u/ado97 6h ago

im neither of those and I almost throw up when eating it. I guess its a love it or hate it kind of thing

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u/JohnKowalsky88 5h ago

Maybe it's a psychological thing? I sometimes gag when I eat eggs but sometimes I really like them.

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u/ado97 5h ago

cant rule this possibility out tbh

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u/kRe4ture 6h ago

I‘m neither vegetarian, nor vegan, nor a Muslim, and I don’t eat Mett.

Because it‘s just fucking disgusting.

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u/PepgarAMK 5h ago

So since when can one claim something to be disgusting, when the person in question claiming it, hasnt even once tried it?

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u/kRe4ture 4h ago

I tried it, several times, and it‘s disgusting.

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u/PepgarAMK 4h ago

Well then it is indeed subjective and accurate for you !

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u/JaggelZ 44m ago

As someone who worked behind a butcher's counter, I can assure you that you are one of few with that opinion (Mett was usually our top seller. Everyday. Any time of year).

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u/Niclas95 5h ago

noch nie gegessen, riecht und sieht unfassbar wiederlich aus. Bin weder Vegetarier noch Muslim.

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u/1rg3ndw3r 5h ago

Also auch kein Deutscher (mehr). Der Text ist Landesverrat.

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u/Chembaron_Seki 4h ago

Ah, dann gehörst du in Kategorie 3: Feigling

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u/porygonVWXYZ 4h ago

Wo sieht das denn ''unfassbar widerlich aus'' ?

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u/Mayana76 3h ago

Ich habe es schon gegessen und bin mittlerweile vegan. Ich vermisse es nicht.

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 6h ago

Never ate it and I'm the average german. Just looks disgusting.

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u/Artisan-Miserable 2h ago

Dacht ich auch, aber schmeckt tatsÀchlich ziemlich lecker :)

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u/One_Maybe_2460 6h ago

Um es nicht zu mögen, musst du es probiert haben ;-)

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 6h ago

That's not the same person who wrote the original comment about having never tried it...

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u/mike_litoris18 6h ago

Try it before you judge it. The looks are very deceiving.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 5h ago

Why though? There are plenty of delicious foods out there that don't look like a prolapsed asshole.

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u/likeikelike 3h ago

Why does any food at all look appetizing? Any food you think looks good, is because your life experience has told you it will probably taste good. I've only had mett once, but I've had a lot of steak tartare, which is raw beef and looks pretty similar, and I think steak tartare looks delicious.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 2h ago

Why does any food at all look appetizing? Any food you think looks good, is because your life experience has told you it will probably taste good.

No. This is objectively untrue. People can like the taste of something and still find the look of it unappetizing and contrarily, something that someone doesn't like can still look appetizing.

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u/Gummiwummiflummi 5h ago

Not to kinkshame you, but I never saw a prolapsed asshole that looked like Mett.

What kinda toys are you using on your lovers to make their backdoor look like minced pork?

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u/cream_cheese1802 5h ago

Still a main cause of toxoplasmosis, in Germany.

Yummy parasites.

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u/mike_litoris18 1h ago

I know a bunch of people who've been eating it on a daily or weekly basis for decades and none of them ever got those. Not saying it's not an issue but it can't be that badđŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž I also had a phase where I was eating Mettwurst daily for over half a year and never had issues.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 5h ago

Mett is a regional German specialty, particularly associated with Westphalia and other parts of northwestern Germany, as well as the broader region around Berlin and parts of central Germany.

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u/makenmodify 5h ago

What has your look to do with beeing average German? 😬

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u/SnootchieBoochies123 4h ago

Those aren’t onions, they’re Vorms

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 5h ago

The average german isn't vegan or a vegetarian. The majority of us are christian.

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u/Willhelm-Klink 4h ago

Nope, the Most of us are Not religious.

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u/PepgarAMK 5h ago

Looks disgusting=is disgusting is not very intelligent IMO

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u/ProudMount 4h ago

Always try new food, life is too short

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u/Flakboy115 4h ago

Im an ethnic chinese in germany and my mom is completeley racist against anything uncooked, so grwoing up like this i tend to find raw stuff like this rather disgusting too, but after trying it i have to say its pretty good. Its like sushi where its raw, but it doesnt feel very raw and i can enjoy it, although i still wouldnt scarf stuff like this down unlike certain cooked foods.

I feel like below medium steak tastes much more raw than Mett. Its got this bloody taste to it when the juices are still red.

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u/RedOvalPatches 2h ago

I respect your curious palate. I wouldn't try it as a European 😅

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u/mat_patfan 5h ago

Also auch kein deutscher mehr einfach das landesessen beleidigen geht ja gar nicht

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u/fzkiz 4h ago

Nationality revoked. You might as well be Dutch

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u/OtherCow2841 3h ago

A true German would never let the appearance of a meal deter him from eating and apreciating the Superior taste.

There's no such thing as inefficient here. You're an imposter.

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 3h ago

A true german wouldn't cry about someone else not liking his favorite food. You're the imposter here.

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u/OtherCow2841 3h ago

Which part of my answer makes you think it's crying?

It's not my favorite food. It's a legacy.

If you were German, you would have accepted my completely objective criticism and thanked me for my honesty.

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 2h ago

Calling me imposter, using nonsense like "true german", getting defensive because one person doesn't like something for pretty normal reasons.

And you want me to thank you ?

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u/OtherCow2841 2h ago

And you don't understand German humor either. Who trained you? Which intelligence agency sent you?

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 2h ago

The guys who saw how serious others treat this topic and can't spot sarcasm in text form. Atleast not in this thread (BND sent me)

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u/Horror-Trick9406 6h ago

If you've never ate it I can grant you: You're not German, especially not average. In best case we can agree you might have been born here.

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 5h ago

BS. Many people don't eat that stuff. Especially in the south. Only know 2 people who eat it. Old geezers from my workplace.

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u/lykan_art 4h ago

Not BS. Actual stastics show Mett and specifically Hackepeter are some of the most sold items at any supermarket meat counter in the whole country.
There is even an inofficial celebration day, “Mettwoch”, on which everyone brings Mett to the office. To boost motivation for the second half of week lol.

Also my experience from living in half the German states confirms this. Mett is everywhere, whether you like it or not.

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 4h ago

And what do statistics have to do with calling us not german for not eating it ? People who don't eat that stuff are everywhere. You can find them in every village or city. They exist whether you like it or not.

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u/lykan_art 4h ago

That part was obviously not that deep

I wasn’t calling you not German.
I was fact checking your “BS” that came right off the bat.

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 4h ago

Is it BS to call people who don't eat it not german yes or no ?

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u/lykan_art 4h ago

No, it is BS to say many people don’t eat that stuff when the exact opposite is the case.

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 4h ago

1% of 100% are still 830k people. That's many people. The actual numbers are very likely way higher and a few millions isn't a low number either.

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u/Horror-Trick9406 1h ago

So do pedophiles.

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 1h ago

Yes but changing that is easier

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u/Horror-Trick9406 1h ago

Not an expert, bit if you say so...

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u/TFTHighRoller 6h ago

In this regard you are not average then. While far from everyone loves it and absolutely speaking many will dislike it I would wager a guess that around 3/4 of germans have at least tried it.

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u/Putrid_Invite_194 6h ago

What a ridiculous assessment. Raw minced meat being a traditional German dish doesn’t mean it’s popular or even widespread in Germany at all. I live in the south and I’m pretty sure that next to nobody in my friends group ever considered trying this stuff.

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u/No_Barracuda_8300 6h ago

Previous comment said the only ones who don't eat it are vegetarian, vegan or muslims. I'm neither of those things, which makes me the average german

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u/Moist_Professional64 7h ago

I’m not one of these three things and I don’t like Mett. What are u talking about man

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u/Klony99 6h ago

"i'm not like the other germans" ass comment.

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u/Moist_Professional64 5h ago

What the fuck? What has that to do with my nationality?!! I’m just saying he writes that German people that are eating meat like row Mett and that’s not right. I don’t know a single German person from my friends that is liking this.

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u/FraggDieb 4h ago

But than you assume things like him too. I know so many Germany eating Mett and loving it

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u/Moist_Professional64 3h ago

I only say the Fakt that he’s saying that everyone would like mett if the person is German. And that’s not right

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u/Moist_Professional64 5h ago

Strupid ass comment

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u/Late-Mushroom-414 6h ago

And Friesen. They eat raw fish instead. Friesen Sushi.

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u/Gefahrendaniel 6h ago

I love the stuff, but stopped eating it because I don't eat pigs anymore (not for religious reasons), but man, do I miss it!

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u/BluePhoenix_1999 6h ago

Die Aussage muss von jemand wie Söder kommen...

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u/Steck-0 6h ago

Ne, andere politische Seite tbh

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u/NotBreadyy 6h ago

Ne, Mett ist mĂŒll

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u/jpspink 6h ago

Or pregnant

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u/DBCargoHaj 5h ago

i dont eat Mett, ive just never tried it

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u/Glass-Toe6315 5h ago

Not true. I'm neither of that, i just don't eat raw shit, tasted like garbage when i tried once. Fry it, bake it, cook it, do whatever, just don't try to give it to me raw. It's disgusting

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u/Consistent-Notice591 5h ago

Ich ebenfalls, ich hasse Mett und kann nicht verstehen wie man das Essen kann.

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u/RandomUsername78421 5h ago

Jews eat it there?

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u/AccidentOk5240 4h ago

It’s a weird thing, but there aren’t a lot of Jews in Germany
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u/Buttrock23 5h ago

Not true.

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u/LappenLikeGames 4h ago

Absolutely nobody eats Mett in southern Germany.

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u/the_commisar_ 4h ago

Thats the biggest lie ever told

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u/CircleofSorrow 2h ago

You should search youtube for the biggest lie ever told.

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u/DestroyerBtd6 4h ago

I'm from Baden and wtf all people here eat it too. I don't know about Bavaria though.

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u/Wora_returns 3h ago

in bavaria you eat LeberkÀs instead

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u/whitecollarbohemian 3h ago

I have gone out of my way many times to layover in Bavaria over other places for leberkÀs

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u/Specialist_Bet_430 3h ago

Hier nennt man es Keck (oder gehĂ€ck oder
) aber man isst es in Bayern genauso gerne. WĂŒrzmischung ist etwas anders

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u/Zeptim 4h ago

Alter, willst du dir wirklich so viele Feinde machen? :D

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u/Direct_Corner7266 3h ago

im from the south and I eat it

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u/Mission-Suspect7913 3h ago

Not true at all. Bavaria here. We eat Mett

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u/Timely_Challenge_670 4h ago

Nah. Atheist, Meat eating Japanese-Canadian here. Mett is not for me. Been living in Germany for five years and it just does nothing for me.

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u/madrarua87 4h ago

on of my in laws is muslim...He had a Mettigel for his marriage party and i dont know any man happier to see mett...tbf i dont think he takes his muslim part to seriously

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u/UpperHesse 3h ago

I am not a vegan, but there is also vegan Mett, it tastes quite good even if its not as juicy and hearty as pork Mett.

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u/Kellerlellek 3h ago

Yes im a vegan waiting for a good Mett replacement. The options I know of lack in texture and taste

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u/Lord_Heine_II 3h ago

What about MĂŒhlenmett? I like that a lot.

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u/Kellerlellek 3h ago

I especially don't like that one

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u/pow3llmorgan 3h ago

Have you tried the recipe that uses Reiskeks as substance? I find it quite delicious.

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u/No_Rope_8250 3h ago

I'm german, I have never tried it and don't want to. Raw meat just disgusts me.

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u/Prestigious-Bag97 3h ago

Islam has no place in Germany.

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u/ConsiderationNext144 1h ago

Had to check the calendar to make sure it didn’t say 1940 on it. You ok bud?

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u/DonicVR 3h ago

IÂŽm 100% german, not vegetarian, not vegan and not muslim,

Never tried it and never will tried it. Nasty food for me.

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u/einvachso 3h ago

There is vegan mett, tastes quite good tbh

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u/AdSquare3489 2h ago

My ten year old is neither, yet she wouldn't touch this with a 3.048 meter pole.

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u/Dodgerone 2h ago

No, most of germans who eat "Mett" are 60+

It`s the same shit with accusing us germans to look like the bavarian Village People!

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u/crochetnewbieJen 2h ago

Mett ist widerlich

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u/Tragonon 2h ago

I am german and neither of those and I have never had mett in my entire life.

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u/Ornery_Poetry_6142 2h ago

I eat vegan Mett. You can make it out of rice waffles, super cheap and raw meat doesn’t really have much taste in the first place. 

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u/jingiski 2h ago

My god you are really trying to start a war really hard.

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u/Squaredeal91 2h ago

Vegetarian German here and yea no lies told.

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u/Connect_Chemical_560 1h ago

And me, who is not anything of the above.

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u/jabo055 1h ago

there's Vegan Mett tho and it's actually good

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u/throwaway_J_222 46m ago

I genuinely don’t know anyone who eats this

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u/kumanosuke 16m ago

Or just don't live in NRW

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u/bioteq 6h ago

The only people who eat it are the ones who weren’t paying attention in school. Statistics may be in your favor but the risk remains.

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u/Dry-Introduction-800 5h ago

What risk my boy? Pork is strictly monitored in germany

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u/Tante_Krampus 4h ago

It's amazing what conscientious enforcement of appropriate safety regulations can accomplish.

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 3h ago

I can't even leave my eggs out on the counter. Sigh

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u/xcver2 3h ago

Well don't you like to speak about topics you don't know that much about. Due to the regulations on the production, sale etc. It is one of the safest foods in circulation. Never had I or anyone I know ever had a problem due to Mett as opposed to a lot of other foods (seafood, döner, salad etc.)

Fun fact: if the bread rolls are still warm, they will refuse to sel it to you. You can only buy the Mett and roll separately then.

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u/ConfectionIll4301 5h ago

Show me this statistics. Trichinella infections are not higher than in countries where people dont eat raw pork.

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u/Kippenbouillon 4h ago

I’ve been eating Mett my whole life. Not all the time but regularly. I’ve never ever had a poisoning, nor I know one myself or ever had heard of someone who’ve had that. Of course it can happen, like everything that’s Murphy’s law. But I think there are several dishes that contain raw meat/fish and are less harmful than a lot of the processed food that we have around us, at least in terms of a broader view

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u/LaserGuyDanceSystem 4h ago

Are parasites not a concern?

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u/FraggDieb 4h ago

Nope Mett is one of the most regulated meat. Eating it since 30 years and NEVER had anything

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u/return_of_the_apes 4h ago

The production is highly regulated and monitored because we are well aware of the risks. It's sold the day it's produced and every time you get told to eat it on the same day

If you take the risk and don't eat it the same day - well, that's on you

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u/Difficult-Process-81 3h ago

The pigs are specifically monitored for that after butchering.

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u/Gonralas 1h ago

Every pig has to be checked for parasites after the slaughter by an Independent vetinarian (He can not be employed by the slaughterhouse).

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u/JaggelZ 49m ago

It's similar to Sushi or Sashimi in that concern. The meat it so highly regulated that you really don't have to fear anything.

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u/delta_Phoenix121 10m ago

Theoretically yes but that's why there are very strict regulations.
It's essentially the same as with (raw fish) sushi, which can also end badly if not done correctly, but with the right guidelines in place, you don't have to worry.

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u/DeeJudanne 4h ago

getting hit by a car while just chilling by the side of a road is also never risk free gotta live a little

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u/FraggDieb 4h ago

Bullshit AF

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u/return_of_the_apes 4h ago

The production of Mett (raw pork) is highly regulated and monitored in Germany.

The chance is 1 per 1 million per year to get food poisoning from Mett. In other words: It's more likely to get shot in a US school (1,1-1,8 per 1 million per year)

And the number 1 per 1 million includes idiots not eating the Mett on the same day. (It's highly recommended to keep the risk down and you get told every time you buy it)

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u/tpat90 3h ago

Tell me you are American, without telling me you are American.

Please look up the statistics wrt Mett in Germany.

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u/Ghouliver 2h ago

Which risk? We've the highest food safety standards and the most rigorous food inspection system in the world. Companies like Nestlé, Danone, and Mondelez hate us for it.

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u/ConsiderationNext144 1h ago

Germany ranks 20th internationally in food quality and safety according to independent studies. Why lie?

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u/M4DHouse 57m ago

Sincere question, could you link the studies you’re citing?

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u/ConsiderationNext144 52m ago

Most commonly cited one is referenced here with more sources to contributors of the study in the references https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Food_Security_Index

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u/JaggelZ 46m ago

I imagine they are talking about pork specifically, but even in that case I wouldnt bet on us having the "cleanest" pork. Among the cleanest? Probably. But probably also not the cleanest.

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u/ConsiderationNext144 43m ago

No doubt due to its high consumption of pork product theres more focus there but it’s doubtful the same attention to detail provided in all food production industries.

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u/MaugriMGER 5h ago

So i should also never leave the bed? Because i could die?

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u/house343 4h ago

You're comparing never leaving a bed with never eating this one uncooked raw pork sandwich? How is life as a complete moron?

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u/tpat90 3h ago

This food way more strict regulated than meat in the US ... Please never eat a hamburger or any other kind of meat again.

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u/The_TRASHCAN_366 4h ago

So we shouldn't eat sushi or tartare either? đŸ€·Â 

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u/DTD1137 4h ago

maybe some people just fucking live a little bit and don’t mind a tiny bit of risk for enjoyment

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u/BalterBlack 4h ago

Not really.

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u/soymilo_ 6h ago

Never had it and I am a potato German. Just doesn't look appealing to me and I don't like raw onions either

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u/Late-Mushroom-414 6h ago

Es gibt halt immer ein schwarzes Schaf in der familie im Land.

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u/Late-Mushroom-414 6h ago

Es gibt halt immer ein schwarzes Schaf in der familie im Land. /s

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u/Suspicious-Cloud404 4h ago

Or Jews... Jews don't eat pork! Ah, and I forgot one more group that doesn't eat Mett: Intelligent people with a taste.

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u/FallenTamber 4h ago

People that comment like that are probably voting for A F D and are christian. Which is also a horrible and harmful religion, just so you know.

Also I used to love it. Now itÂŽs disgusting, I donÂŽt like the taste anymore and I still eat meat.

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u/enqmundo 4h ago

which religion isn’t?

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u/Aranka_Szeretlek 4h ago

... what?

Only Christians can make jokes or what

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u/Propagandhi1988 7h ago

Actually it's pretty easy to make a surprisingly convincing vegan Mett.

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u/Steck-0 7h ago

I know I had some from tomatoes and rice waffles

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u/Upbeat-Mail7201 7h ago

Which currently makes about 70% of Germans 😭😂

Jk but also not somehow xd