r/pseudoscorpiontime • u/Formal_Community_754 • 17d ago

Bed “bug”

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I didn’t invite this guy into my bed. Y’all have made me feel a bit better about it, though. Still can’t sleep, but at least I know death isn’t imminent.

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u/catbro1004 17d ago

You are blessed to have such a polite bedmate 💕

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u/Maxkowski 17d ago

Even if you can't sleep, you can rest easy knowing that your bed is safely protected from everything that WOULD harm you

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u/HexivaSihess 17d ago

How come this never happens to me

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u/tocompose 16d ago

Bed bugs are the bad guys, and your pseudo scorpion friend here are the good guys 👍

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u/ProfPerry 16d ago

Hes just doing a quick inspection to make sure your bed is safe for you, but hes not very good at timing. Take care, OP!

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u/Mad_as_alice 16d ago

He’s looking for those bedbugs to pinch

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u/NoDiver4468 12d ago

I peeeench

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u/Bi0_B1lly 15d ago

They actually eat bed bugs!

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u/bpbelew 14d ago

Could that mean that bedbugs might in fact be present?

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u/snakelygiggles 13d ago

not really. pseudoscorps are everywhere, and are just super tiny. i sometimes see them on the fence posts in my yard.

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u/wamariegi 13d ago

Could be all kinds of things, I find them a lot where there are carpet beetles

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u/BDPBITCH666 12d ago

Where can i get them, would rather have these than carpet beetles

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u/AphraelSelene 16d ago

I see these guys so seldom that I consider it a lucky event sort of like when a bird poops on you. Haha.

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u/MastiffOnyx 14d ago

I consider it a lucky event sort of like when a bird poops on you. Haha.<

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u/EniNeutrino 16d ago

Omg he's so cute! "Pinchy pinchy! I kid, I kid!"

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u/edibleindi 16d ago

Pseudoscorpions are so neat!!! Lucky guy

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u/Bananana_Bird 16d ago

I still haven't found one yet. They're super small from what I understand.

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u/spaghetti-o_salad 16d ago

Knight in pseudo(scorpion) armor

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u/Hashanan 15d ago

I shall call him Mr.Pinchy

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u/True_Vexing 16d ago

They are evolving 😨

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u/Glad-Depth9571 16d ago

He’s on patrol!

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u/trulymissedtheboat89 16d ago

They really are the cutest

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u/LemoJelly 16d ago

Pseudo scorpion

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u/Pure-Accident7714 16d ago edited 16d ago

Is this an olpi Edit: I didnt read what sub I was on 🤔

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u/bountiful_garden 15d ago

It may be a bug in your bed, but it's not a bed bug.

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u/Ame-yukio 14d ago

This is soooo cool imagine finding half a scorpion in your house !

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u/MotherTranslator4695 14d ago

Everything tries to become a crab

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u/Harun_YESILYURT 14d ago

Yaaa, hep evimde olmasını istediğim bir canlı... Evinize girebilecek en kibar, en tatlı, en zararsız ve en faydalı canlıyla karşı karşıyasınız. Tadını çıkartın:))

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u/IntheTrench 14d ago

Being a bug must be like living a nightmare.

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u/wamariegi 13d ago

I love those little dudes so much

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u/ANGEL888RICO 13d ago

The scorpion without its tail

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u/Woodlandspice 13d ago

Why does it look like a scorpion and tick had a baby😳🫪

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u/SuperStratStanley 13d ago

Absolutely love these little guys

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u/StrawHat89 13d ago

Pseudo scorpion. Never actually seen one in real life.

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u/AEWHistory 13d ago

This thing is proof that scorpions and ticks mate…..

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u/FriedWithGarlic 13d ago

Friendliest of friends

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u/LyranTaurus 12d ago

Scorpion

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u/sometimes_other697 12d ago

Is that really what bed bugs look like?

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u/sen_dog 12d ago

Bro has been skipping leg day

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u/Skinnylatte2 12d ago

The is so much love in this thread. It made my day.

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u/Superb_End_2148 12d ago

Oh my god, he's beautiful.

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u/Scared_Rice_1473 16d ago

Wtf!!! Look at those freaking pinchers.!!! Im moving out😳

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u/platalyssapus 16d ago

Noooo pseudoscorpions are good bugs! They eat bad bugs, so pseudoscorpions are good roommates _^

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u/ThatAnthrozoologyGuy 16d ago

The close-up video makes the pinchers look much bigger than they actually are. These guys are super tiny and wouldn’t be able to do any damage to a human with their pinchers

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u/Scared_Rice_1473 16d ago

It’s still pretty gross. It’s like looking at a skin mite or a dust mite up close, like little monsters.😈

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u/BigBoy2077_2986 16d ago

“Hans, get ze flamenwerfer!”

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u/jmatt97 16d ago

yall would be happy to get crabs lmao ts is insane