r/pseudoscorpiontime • u/Formal_Community_754 • 17d ago

Bed “bug”

I didn’t invite this guy into my bed. Y’all have made me feel a bit better about it, though. Still can’t sleep, but at least I know death isn’t imminent.

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u/AphraelSelene 17d ago

I see these guys so seldom that I consider it a lucky event sort of like when a bird poops on you. Haha.

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u/MastiffOnyx 14d ago

I consider it a lucky event sort of like when a bird poops on you. Haha.<

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