r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM • 8h ago

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u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM 8h ago

They sure love using that picture while side commenting they'd bang her

And Elon didn't invent that 💩

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 7h ago

Also - this one of the dumbest inventions of this century. Alongside Cybertruck.

They could have spent the time making better batteries or improving build quality. Instead they went full speed into useless gimmicks.

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u/squirrelems 7h ago

I don't understand why they made it look so dumb. Pretty much any futuristic car from...anything...looks cooler than the cybertruck.

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 7h ago

I think AOC migh have explained that one quite well.

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u/squirrelems 7h ago

Oh. Yeah. Probably.

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u/LesbeGoddess 7h ago

Don’t worry. It’s a concept car that will never be released for production and is purely cheesy advertisement to pump that shit stock that is overvalued by 10x

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u/Careless-Concert-ape 7h ago

Cyber-stuck.. get the cars name right please

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 6h ago

And Cyber-cuck - it's every driver.

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u/doctordoctorpuss 6h ago

Always a middle aged bald/balding dude in tactical gear. I laugh at every single one of these dickless losers. When we’re out driving, my wife and I will point them out to the other one so that we can both have a good chuckle at the idiot’s expense.

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u/tired_fella 7h ago

there's not really an invention here. RCS has been in use long before SpaceX was found, in rockets, missiles and interceptor vehicles.

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 6h ago

True, I do believe the suction underskirt that allows it to hang like a bat for a while is new... but it's not Tesla's idea afaik. Also not exactly the most useful tech - it's ment to create some ridiculous downforce for hypercars on track, but in everyday life it's about as useful as a snooze button on a fire alarm.

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u/daGroundhog 6h ago

Dumbest inventions? Hyperloop wants in on the chat....

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 6h ago

Yeah, the competition is tight.

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u/YikesTheCat 5h ago

Not useless at all; it's all part of the scheme to prop up the hyped Tesla stock price so Elon can have the illusion of being the "richest man" to compensate for the fact that he's too obnoxious to have friends and that no one laughs at his jokes.