r/stupidpeoplefacebook • • 9h ago

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u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM 9h ago

They sure love using that picture while side commenting they'd bang her

And Elon didn't invent that 💩

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u/Okrumbles 9h ago

I'm gonna be real I wouldn't want to be anywhere near a car that can jump in the current American driving climate anyways.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 8h ago

There is zero chance that “feature” will ever see public roads. The amount of compressed are needed for that would probably vaporize everyone within 50 feet in a minor accident.

I would actually be more comfortable if it did use propellant.

This was a publicity stunt and the only to only noteworthy thing is the vacuum downforce which also seems dumb when you consider it’ll be sucking up squirrels and random shit on public roads.

It’ll be a regular car with regular features. This stuff will be “2 years out” for the next 20z

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u/beardeddragon0113 8h ago

"You know how our electric cars have giant batteries that sometimes burst into an unquenchable fireball that burns hot enough to melt metal? What if we add a bunch of highly compressed gas in cannisters around the frame!"

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u/Real_Time_Mike 8h ago

Makes the destruction of evidence more complete that way.

That Elon... always thinking, that one.

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u/camel_case_user 7h ago

Maybe he really is the real life Tony Stark

/s

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid 5h ago

Also, can 1-3 seconds in the air even be considered as "Flying" vs other machines?

For example:

The Kiity Hawk vs Tesla Roadster, what flyes more?

Kitty Hawk wins by a wide margin in actual sustained atmospheric flight—whether comparing the 1903 Wright Flyer at Kitty Hawk or the modern Kitty Hawk eVTOL aircraft against the newly demonstrated Tesla Roadster.

​The only scenario where a Tesla Roadster "flies" farther is if you count Starman’s 2008 Roadster launched atop a Falcon Heavy in 2018, which is in a ballistic heliocentric orbit rather than achieving self-powered aerodynamic flight...so not exactly flying, more like falling forever.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 50m ago

Nope. This is no different than adding hydraulics that make your car bounce.

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u/NaughtAught 7h ago

Remember, in a cybertruck, you are the Crumple Zone

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u/Majestic_Recover7 7h ago

The gas will blow out the fire like a birthday cake candle! Coming this year, next year at the latest.

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u/Broad-Promise6954 6h ago

Well, to be fair, they subtracted away most of the batteries. There's only room for propellant now.

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u/Bendlerp 6h ago

Carbon fiber canisters. Like the submarine that imploded on itself. We car guys figured that out way back in the early 2000's. Carbon fiber intercooler pipes look cool until you hit boost.