r/stupidpeoplefacebook • • 8h ago

Source :Trust Me Bro

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u/Okrumbles 8h ago

I'm gonna be real I wouldn't want to be anywhere near a car that can jump in the current American driving climate anyways.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 7h ago

There is zero chance that “feature” will ever see public roads. The amount of compressed are needed for that would probably vaporize everyone within 50 feet in a minor accident.

I would actually be more comfortable if it did use propellant.

This was a publicity stunt and the only to only noteworthy thing is the vacuum downforce which also seems dumb when you consider it’ll be sucking up squirrels and random shit on public roads.

It’ll be a regular car with regular features. This stuff will be “2 years out” for the next 20z

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u/beardeddragon0113 7h ago

"You know how our electric cars have giant batteries that sometimes burst into an unquenchable fireball that burns hot enough to melt metal? What if we add a bunch of highly compressed gas in cannisters around the frame!"

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u/NaughtAught 6h ago

Remember, in a cybertruck, you are the Crumple Zone