r/stupidpeoplefacebook • • 13h ago

Source :Trust Me Bro

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u/Okrumbles 13h ago

I'm gonna be real I wouldn't want to be anywhere near a car that can jump in the current American driving climate anyways.

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u/ScienceGuy6 12h ago

This is it. Firstly, the average American will never be able to afford this. The people that could afford this will be able to afford any damage they inflict with it. Are they going to try and jump over traffic? What reason is really behind the building of this? It would be a great getaway car after a crime. But it has no place on American highways.
Now, it wouldn’t be out of place on a less populated planet, say Mars? Or even the moon? I don’t think the rich asshole ever stated what the use of this car would be. All I know is that it can “suck the chrome off of a bumper”, or “suck a bowling ball through a garden hose”, because his humor never developed past the fifth grade.

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 12h ago

Tbf more rich people will die using this car.

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u/ScienceGuy6 12h ago

Fingers crossed!