r/therewasanattempt • u/Beautiful-Salary-362 • 18h ago

to plank freely without any pressure

13.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/scheifferdoo 18h ago

this is the sort of shit Gillis was talking about. just straight pussy hanging out in the gym.

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u/Spartalust šŸ‰ Free Palestine 15h ago

What the fuck lol

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u/unlmtdLoL 17h ago

Whoa. Meta.

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u/ComplaintFar3279 8h ago

Man is making planks for his health, while cat making plans for a nap !

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u/HauntedPickleJar 18h ago

I was in a plank on Thursday and my cat crawled under me and the bastard bit my belly.

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u/ForumDuff 18h ago

ACAB - all cats are bastards

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u/MadWorldX1 18h ago

I mean they can't get married, what do you expect their litter to be šŸ˜­

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u/lemonjuicypumpkin 16h ago

All cats are beautiful

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u/ForumDuff 16h ago

Yeah I have 3 beautiful bastards.

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u/K_bor 10h ago

I love BBCs (beautiful bastard cats)

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u/CartsOfDarkness 6h ago

Trashy but charming bumper sticker material right there

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u/Nalga-Derecha 3h ago

Majestic

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u/Hombremaniac 17h ago

Kitty was showimg you there's still some chub to chisel out! Ruthless but fair coach.

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u/Anopanda 15h ago

It was just to show you there is still some meat on them bones

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u/RegularTarget1794 18h ago

Well if thatā€™s not motivationā€¦

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u/CaseyG 2h ago

"You live here now."

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u/tafru2 18h ago

He shut the camera off knowing he was about to plop down and kill the cat

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u/TheProphetRob 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/axAKzK2Ee8cvK

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u/THRlLLH0 10h ago

It musta crawled under dere for warmth

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u/CeleryKitchen3429 9h ago

You killed little Cosette?!

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u/hades334 9h ago

I fell asleep, she got suffocated or smth

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u/z4j3b4nt 17h ago

The facial expression of laughing in disbelief and his laugh making it even harder to hold the plank while still laughing in pain is absolutely hilarious. Dude looks like a little bit like Alan Ritchson too. The music seals it.

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u/mystyz 13h ago

I thought that's who it was... But now I see he's not big enough.

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u/THRlLLH0 10h ago

It's Alan Ritchgrandson

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u/DantheDutchGuy A Flair? 18h ago

Thatā€™s emotional kitty supportā€¦ The best support!

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u/Piduf 17h ago

Any place that proposes a cat or a dog as a worker (not counting police) has my loyalty until the sun explodes

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u/CasanovaJones82 10h ago

What? Police dogs need love too! It wasn't their choice to work with a bunch of cops, they had nothing to do with it.

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u/TreeFittyy 9h ago

ACAB and that includes Paw Patrol

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u/yoloswagrofl 8h ago

Fuck Chase, all my homies love Marshall

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u/Complete_Pomelo9525 8h ago

Nah dude rubbleā€™s on the double

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u/CasanovaJones82 8h ago

That's like saying all, I don't know, automobiles are bastards because cops use them. It makes no sense. What an infantile statement. But you do you!

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Free Palestine! šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 5h ago

It's because they train the dogs to signal falsely all the time which then gives them the "right" to search you and break the law.

We don't blame the dog, obviously. Police dogs are tools of authoritarians is the issue.

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u/CasanovaJones82 4h ago

Yes, I'm aware. And that was my point. You may as well be mad at a hammer, or handcuffs. A dog is just a tool. Anyone mad at a dog by association is an idiot.

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u/Busy-Suggestion459 17h ago

Kinda looks like a tiny Alan Ritchson

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u/A-T 9h ago

Feels like a crossover between him and the slappable jerk

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u/Leon_Rekkar 12h ago

Right?? That's what I thought!

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u/Majestic-Schedule-14 17h ago

It absorbed all soreness that's to come

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u/HVACdaddy 17h ago

Bro came to train his core and ended up doing emotional support reps. šŸ˜‚ The cat said, "You can work on your six-pack later, but right now we're working on your mental health." Honestly, that's the best personal trainer in the building. šŸˆšŸ’Ŗ

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u/Cats-and-dogs-rdabst 17h ago

I think this is the wrong sub and they meant to post it on r/catswithjobs

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u/MakiMaki500 17h ago

Is this Alan Ritchson

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u/2004rememberkind 18h ago

Who is the OP i swear ove seen his vids somewhere before but forgetĀ 

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u/biscute2077 Free Palestine 16h ago

He kinda looks like Alan Ritchson

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u/McDutchy 14h ago

Meets Matt Damon

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u/potatocakes1989 17h ago

I have too but no idea

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u/explosiv_skull 16h ago

"Get ready to hit a new pb, unless you want to crush an adorable cat"

- the gym cat

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u/14high 17h ago

"plank eh? I nap"

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u/CornishShaman 16h ago

Thought this was Alan Ritchson!

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u/i____eat___ass 17h ago

Is that Bjarke Ingels????

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u/Shantotto11 17h ago

Caved to the pussyā€¦

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u/bleubeard 15h ago

Why is he filming himself?

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u/skylla05 10h ago

Is this a serious question? Lmao

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u/ChronChriss 10h ago

We all ask ourselves the same question yet we all know the answer

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u/YorockPaperScissors 7h ago

Presumably it is. I too am wondering why someone would film their face while planking.

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 Therewasanattemp 18h ago

Lol

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u/Hoovas 12h ago

Why does my gym had no cat ? šŸ˜­

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u/HEAH_THE_PINGOL 9h ago

"Today I will be planking for 2 minutes"

--->

"Today I will be planking for a few hours"

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u/Habixi 8h ago

Rare wholesome post on r/therewasanattempt

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u/Gravyboat44 7h ago

Cat did that on purpose, I haven't EVER seen a cat pick a comfy spot to lay that quickly

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u/Then-Entry7026 5h ago

I was speaking about Planck the other day, but the physist disagreed...

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u/distraida01 16h ago

BEST GYM SPOTTER IN THE ROOM. Also best cheerleader. And best dressed. And .. I love cats.

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 16h ago

My gym needs a cat!

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u/Equivalent_Twist_977 13h ago

Thats not the gym cat, thats just one of their personal trainers motivating you to hold the plank longer

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u/According_Tourist_69 11h ago edited 9h ago

Carl and donut

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u/dragicathedragon 11h ago

Talk about an honor and a privilege

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u/am_not_stranger FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 10h ago

Well now you canā€™t fail

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u/Ibadvapergrammar 10h ago

bro is pussy magnet

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u/LeNoobcom 9h ago

Type of pressure I want

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u/PotaTribune 9h ago

Is that demolition ranch lmao

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u/Hetakuoni NaTivE ApP UsR 8h ago

The cat was trying to give him motivation.

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u/3eveeNicks 8h ago

Nicer than my cat, she bites at my fingers and toes while Iā€™m holding a plank.

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u/Mysterious_Emu_9092 6h ago

My cat does this šŸ„ŗ it's adorable and funny

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u/Beautiful-Bad5203 5h ago

You can never end the plank because kitty is resting so peacefully on you. You can't disturb the kitty!!!

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u/Equivalent_Donut_145 Unique Flair 4h ago

He has chosen

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u/BotomsDntDeservRight 4h ago

So he randomly records him doing planks for some reason?

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u/Joshywa8 3h ago

"Human bends to Khajiit!"

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u/WarHead75 37m ago

I wouldā€™ve laid there, hugging the cat while still lying on my stomach for hours

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u/blazin_chalice 10h ago

Anybody remember "planking?"

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u/Penumbral_Violet 16h ago

Ok I assume itā€™s just a muscle twitch on the cat but there is what looks like a hole in its fur pulsing open very briefly here

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u/Red_Mammoth 15h ago

It was from the fellas snort laugh from the cat bein there. But for some reason its blowin super strong from only really the one nostril

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u/SignificantlyUsual 15h ago

Yeah what was that

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u/Exact-Site9980 17h ago

Theyre like Republicans: they just haul off and do shit then everyone has to adapt and before you know it, they're in control.

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u/VibraniumRhino 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH
Can we not insert politics into everything, my god. Thereā€™s enough of it on Reddit; allow us a few safe havens.