r/whenthe • keep gooning, stay inside, touch keyboard • 8h ago

karmafarming📈📈📈 Quite a shock

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u/old_man_estaban cover your balls in oil 8h ago

"This monster would kill a victorian child" my brother in christ you cannot handle horseradish sauce

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u/techno_rade 7h ago

I always found that phrase stupid because Victorian children were chimney sweeps 😭

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 7h ago

they often died up there

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u/loptthetreacherous 6h ago

Chimneysweeps who did cocaine in the morning and opium at night.

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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Here on company (derogatory) time 8h ago

Mmm some of that over meat jelly

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u/old_man_estaban cover your balls in oil 7h ago

With a side of gruel 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/ExcaliburGameYT Time, Dr. Freeman? 8h ago

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u/Gordon_freeman_real keep gooning, stay inside, touch keyboard 8h ago

Truth nuke

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u/Gentle_Snail 4h ago

See I’d counter that they have eaten British food, they just don’t think of it as British food. Things like apple pie, mac and cheese etc all come from the UK but aren’t always associated with it.

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u/crestfallen_warrior 2h ago

Hell, what about the humble sandwich?

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u/ImpracticalApple 5h ago

"Who hates the taste of shit"

"Who has eaten actual shit?"

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u/kingofthelol 5h ago

If you’ve ever had a hot cross bun, or a scone, or a trifle, you’ve eaten British food.

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 4h ago

Those are all desserts though, no? Of course sweets are gonna be tasty.

I think some nuance is being lost here when the criticism is towards the meals, the dishes, and the defense is with treats and snacks

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u/kingofthelol 4h ago

Still British food tho innit.

Also scones depends on how and what they’re made with. Cheese scones for example, not a dessert. But a fruity scone? I’d say yeah that counts.

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u/t234k 1h ago

Hot cross buns are breakfast food I think (I know)

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u/ImpracticalApple 5h ago

All three of those predate the United Kingdom by about 200 years or more.

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u/Bossuser2 5h ago edited 5h ago

Do you think that when the UK was founded the people and cultures that existed beforehand vanished and were replaced by a new British culture that came from nowhere? Those foods are English and Scottish, and English and Scottish people are British, their food is British food.

Pizza was invented before Italy was unified, it is still an Italian food.

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u/Sailed_Sea 4h ago

Who said United Kingdom? It's very clearly stated that we're talking about Britain.

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u/kingofthelol 4h ago

When did I say it’s food from the uk? I said it’s food from Britain. Aka the British isles. Which is what they’ve been called for a very, VERY long time

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u/yblikethat 4h ago

They won’t admit British food is anything but

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u/the_real_JFK_killer i invented the sun 7h ago

"British food sucks" mfs when they try actual british food rather than reading the wikipedia page of a random boring dish like 3 brits have ever eaten in history

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u/StillMostlyClueless 2h ago

Should do the same with America and just feature Midwestern cooking

Tuna noodle cassarole with chips, let's fucking go.

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u/ImpracticalApple 5h ago

Most famous examples aren't originally from Britain. Even Heinz Baked Beans are an American invention.

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u/This-Clue-5014 resident moth 5h ago

Where did the British food hate even come from there’s nothing wrong with it

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u/Informal_Work_9261 4h ago

Two things:

  • American troops in WW2 experiencing rationing
  • Brits themselves being self depricating and mocking their own food

Then it got picked up by the most boring, unfunny people on Reddit and TikTok, now people think Brits order beans on toast in high end restaurants.

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u/Gentle_Snail 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah the UK was brutalised by the war and wasn’t able to end rationing until ten years after it ended. 

This combined with London being a major finance and business capital ment business men would travel to the UK and be shocked by how things still were there. The contrast was especially bad given the US was currently going through a huge economic boom and was relatively untouched by the war.

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u/Few_Move_4594 2h ago

Beans on toast. Breakfast beans. The full English breakfast.

I have heard from British expats that the beans there are much better than the beans here though.

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u/Sad_Cauliflower2003 1h ago

The beans that we use funnily enough are an American product in the first place. Like were just borrowing your shit and putting it on crispy bread why you laughing at us

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u/Few_Move_4594 1h ago

I eat an egg on toast or make a sandwich with bacon/egg/cheese like a true westerner.

For real though it seems silly and kind of a poor person thing to eat beans for breakfast. THEN AGAIN, my country pioneered government cheese so we are the land of plenty.

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u/Sad_Cauliflower2003 1h ago

Egg on toast is goated, was called weird for that the other day

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u/Few_Move_4594 59m ago

Egg in the hole is one of my top favorites. Actually made bread yesterday and I'm going to make egg in the hole for dinner.

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u/Havistan 5h ago

Americans in WW2

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u/Dragonitro 4h ago

I recommend this video: https://youtu.be/MmsPTgoK1LA (‘How Did British Food Become A Joke?’ by Tor’s Cabinet of Curiosities)

Goes into the many reasons for how British food got its poor reputation over the years, and I found it quite interesting/entertaining

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u/Content-Bid7922 2h ago

Tor’s Cabinet of Curiosities mentioned; Respect given.

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u/untakenu 2h ago

It's safe edgy combined with ignorance.

They don't complain about dutch food, because know about it.

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u/rogueIndy 1h ago

In addition to what other people are saying:

  • we have a lot of cuisine influenced by other cultures, but we usually just call it Indian/Chinese/etc. rather than British-Indian and so forth so it tends not to be counted
  • a lot of food here is served with sauces and condiments, gravy etc. rather than marinated/heavily seasoned, so it seems plainer individually than it is holistically

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u/Dr_SexDick 4h ago

I truly believe it’s a piece of American propaganda. As other people have said, it started in WWII, but they have to uphold the idea at all times that their country is number one, which necessitates painting other countries as being inferior, even your closest cousins and allies. So they repeat the same 3 jokes and memes over and over again, and somehow they still find that same shit funny after decades of the same joke. English people talk funny, bad teeth, bad food.

Despite the fact English people have pretty much the exact same palate and restaurants as Americans, just with less corn and sugar. It’s the American culture of wilful ignorance and self aggrandising.

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u/StillMostlyClueless 2h ago

It really did suck until the 1980's and the big TV Chef / Gastropub push to modernize it. Pretty good now.

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u/Agentjayjay1 1h ago

I think it has to do with how British food often looks: somewhat disordered, pretty beige, and sometimes rather sloppy.

I wonder how many Americans tasted a proper uk fish and chips and realised that yes, sometimes it's slop, but it's damn comforting slop.

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u/aaarry 8h ago

Most of the British food slander can be summed up by this image.

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u/LayeredHalo3851 7h ago

I'm stealing this, it'll be useful

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u/aaarry 6h ago

Such a great reaction image.

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u/ffbyr49 plaen… 🤤 6h ago

Most of the food slander can be summed up by this image

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u/Flat_Professional_55 1m ago

Upvoted for Dyche. A proper British bastard.

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u/WillHouldy 8h ago

the GOAT

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u/averagerushfan Number one advocate for living clothing 7h ago

Small chunk superior IMO

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u/confuzzledfather 5h ago

Small Chunk Pickle is my pet name for my wife.

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u/WillHouldy 7h ago

fair shout

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u/crestfallen_warrior 2h ago

I used to love this stuff. Then I became allergic to carrots. Now the only sweet pickle I can find without it is stokes but it's so expensive. ;-;

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u/BritMachine dm me unnerving images 7h ago

"Food that looks like shit but tastes great 🇲🇽🇮🇳🇺🇸" Vs "Food that looks like shit but tastes great 🇬🇧"

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u/Sad_Cauliflower2003 1h ago

I dont think ive seen a Mexican dish that looks like shit. I've seen a few shitty Indian ones but most look amazing. Its mainly uk and American food that 50% of the time looks like slop

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u/aqua_rift 6h ago

Same mfs that can’t even handle wasabi on sushi I bet

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u/two-for-joy 5h ago

Funfact, most wasabi sold today isn't real wasabi but wasabi flavoured horseraddish which is also a super popular condiment in traditional uk cusine

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u/Dood_Doorag 2h ago

well idk about 'super popular'

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u/StillMostlyClueless 2h ago

Beef and Horseradish is crazy popular, what do you mean?

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u/Sad_Cauliflower2003 1h ago

Feel like peppercorn/gravy are way more standard than horseradish these days, particularly with beef dishes. Feels like horseradish is pretty niche

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u/Dood_Doorag 2h ago

I mean yeah it's common enough, but it's pretty much only consumed in that context, and even then by a definite minority of people. Horseradish is considered a bit of an old person thing these days.

'Super popular' to me makes it sound like it's on every restaurant table.

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u/StillMostlyClueless 1h ago

If that's your requirement then the only Super Popular things in the UK are Salt and Pepper.

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u/Gordon_freeman_real keep gooning, stay inside, touch keyboard 6h ago

Mmmfndhh wasabi...🤤

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u/aqua_rift 6h ago

Wabababi… 🤤

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u/_whatever_wherever 4h ago

Wasabi is how you cool down after your third vindaloo of the night!

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u/DeadNotSleepy 6h ago

One of these days i wanna try and make a proper full english breakfast because they can often look pretty damn good [though i have seen plenty that look awful]

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u/Gordon_freeman_real keep gooning, stay inside, touch keyboard 5h ago

You should!

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u/confuzzledfather 5h ago

There's nothing not to like there. 

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u/daddyskrek 1h ago

As an American, the Full English was one of life’s greatest blessings when I was on a two-week vacation in the UK. It’s hard to find the Heinz beans in a store, but Aldi sells Irish-style bangers and Sam’s Club has rasher-style bacon. The fried tomatoes are pretty easy though, and I’ll often make myself some with some left over lard when I cook bacon

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u/Krozgen 6h ago

people who say "european food is bland" are either choosing the worst dish in the world, who most people would not eat, made by a crippled deaf mole who's 100 years old... or have their tastebuds so flagelated that unless they dump half a liter of siracha on their plate and eat while crying tears of blood they don't consider their food seasoned.

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u/OmoriPlush I am NOT giving you my name fuck YOU 5h ago

im not even british but i will defend british food until the day I die (probably because it's so similar to irish food...)

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u/castrateurfate 6h ago

It hits you like the Regular Show theme.

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u/Mohc989 trollface -> 5h ago

Truth Nuke

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u/StillMostlyClueless 2h ago

I love all the videos of people trying Coleman's for the first time. They always add loads and I take joy in thier suffering.

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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Here on company (derogatory) time 7h ago

Realistically the joke shouldn't be lack of flavour, but how brown everything is and that this abomination exists at all. I don't care that it's barely ever actually made, it shouldn't have been made at all

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u/SheogorathMyBeloved 6h ago

Is that fucking stargazy pie?? My dear sweet granny made it one (1) single time, and it turned me vegetarian.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a big defender of British food (medieval food was genuinely lit, we don't make half the stuff nowadays that we used to back then), but I still have strong feelings about stargazy pie lmfao

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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Here on company (derogatory) time 6h ago

There's a reason I singled it out, yup. Literally second picture from its Wikipedia page

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u/Arbennig 6h ago

Yeah. It’s colour we lack not flavour.

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u/Melody_Kawaii103 6h ago

Of course it was Cornwall that made that. I don't know what they're doing in Cornwall but it's not what really anyone in Britain eats

They also make a type of Raisin cake made with lard and butter

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u/two-for-joy 5h ago

It's not even eaten in cornwall that much. It's traditional in one tiny village to eat it one day a year and that's about it.

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u/Alive_Ice7937 4h ago

I don't know what they're doing in Cornwall but it's not what really anyone in Britain eats

Yeah no one north of the river Tamar has ever even heard of a Cornish pastie.

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u/TheBoomboxtitan 2h ago

Wait isn’t that where the Cornish pasties are made?

How did they manage to make a food that’s great

And decapitated fish head pie

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u/idk_uhh-name 4h ago

Venom Snake type pie

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u/LayeredHalo3851 7h ago

It is all just various shades of brown come to think of it, a roast is just a plate of assorted browns with a bit of orange and green depending on you choice of vegetables

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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Here on company (derogatory) time 7h ago

I'm more so talking about how almost everything is either turned into a pie, coated in brown sauces or both. Even Welsh rarebit is brown depending on beer selection.

Gotta add more fresh greens, paprika and tomato sauces to liven things up.

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u/Goosepond01 6h ago edited 6h ago

Gotta add more fresh greens, paprika and tomato sauces to liven things up.

Yeah they really should have thought about that, if only there were a whole bunch of vegetables Brits used as a side dish...

I'm more so talking about how almost everything is either turned into a pie, coated in brown sauces or both.

what next, "Asians eat a lot of rice", "curries all look like slop", I don't see why people get up in arms about it at all, a pie is a perfectly good way to serve food, just like how rice works with a lot of stuff.

also just saying that almost everything is a pie or brown is just flat out ignorance.

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u/BroFTheFriendlySlav Here on company (derogatory) time 5h ago

My 3 most active contacts are 2 Welsh creatures and an English bloke, I am yet to see them post anything that isn't instant noodles or brown over the course of the decade

As to why? Because unlike claim of the food being flavourless/spiceless it actually holds water, isn't an insult and yet conveniently people still get their fannies in a twist about it.

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u/Emotional-Sign1508 2h ago

Are you implying rarebit needs anything else? That shits fine as its basically grilled cheese on crack.

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u/jimmylovescheese123 twink chaser chaser 7h ago

personally I like my browns, I don't want any other colours on my roast dinner

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u/ollietron3 6h ago

You need some greens, love some mint sauce

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u/coastal_mage 2h ago

I'm going to be the contrarian here, and say that the pie is actually pretty nice. Having hard boiled eggs in a fish pie is definitely unorthodox, but otherwise, it's a pretty standard fish pie. The heads are cosmetic.

Source: Am Cornish, have made this before

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u/Goosepond01 6h ago

I mean there is plenty that isn't brown, but either way who the hell cares, if it tastes good it tastes good, what next "curries all look like wet slop" "rice dishes all have lots of rice"

I don't get the hate for stargazy pie either, yeah it looks a little funny but it's just some fish, people eat fish head on all the time, like I promise you if this was a Chinese dish no one when talking about Chinese food would be ranting and raving at it the same way people do about this pie or mushy peas.

Like every culture and region has bucket loads of 'strange' dishes but when other countries get brought up it's not just 24/7 talk about maggoty cheese, duck blood soup or eating bull balls.

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u/moocow8001 3h ago

most of my british food hate comes from seeing ungodly things on scrandle

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u/Dankmemes_- 2h ago

As someone who is half English, I'd be willing to perform a hit just so I can eat a sausage roll

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u/DatBoi73 4h ago

I would usually defend some British Food from this type of slander (Yorkshire Puddings are class, and Beans on Toast is always catching strays for no reason), but English Mustard (specially Coleman's) is the one thing I will say is overrated and terrible.

It tastes like what I imagine bleach must taste like, I honestly have to side with the Yanks on this. I would pick French's or any "American-Style" mustard over it.

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u/Gordon_freeman_real keep gooning, stay inside, touch keyboard 4h ago

Oh I never said it was good, just said it wasn't bland

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u/Henry_Oof 3h ago

British wasabi

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u/okurin39 1h ago edited 1h ago

Just keep the peas and beans away from me

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u/yblikethat 4h ago

You need a loicense to post this gov’