r/wizardposting • u/mrwillbobs • 6h ago

I thought my master had his wards up!

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And how was I supposed to know my “frog everything” spell would go past the experimental floor of the tower anyway? It’s specifically designed to contain rogue magic!

Should I even try and turn him back, or do you think that would be the end for me?

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u/Moggtow 6h ago

Should feed him some flies or grasshoppers before turning him back, so that he'll be in a better mood.

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u/mrwillbobs 6h ago

Dear gods, I wouldn’t want him hangry as well

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 6h ago

Also keep him moist. Dehydrated wizards are pissed off with a headache.

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 6h ago

Born a frog mage here, there are Learn to Frog camps around the edges of the High Frog Republic. Warning, they are racist af there. The only reason they run these camps are to keep transmuted out of the inner country. I'm not even allowed in the inner country because my mother is a Barbarian Toad. There are friendlier amphibious courses but HFR are the quickest and easiest to find.

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u/Aganunitsi Aevum Ināne Artificer 5h ago

Always appreciate the practicality of a Frog Mage.

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 5h ago

I really respect the pragmatic evil. I don't respect their laws though and break them often. I hate the assholes there but they make damn fine barbecued pixies.

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u/rasfelion 3h ago

Oh he's just messing with you, simple transformation spell. Do you really think that if he was transformed so suddenly without warning that their hat and cloak would change to fit their new size?

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u/TheUberTaker 3h ago

Oh shit it’s the cannon Nerevarine

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u/picklerickley 2h ago

Boa tarde amigo!

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u/copolars Witch 42m ago

He's got his warts up, what do you mean?