[Postgame Thread] UCLA Defeats Oregon 17-15

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
UCLA	3	7	0	7	17
Oregon	6	0	0	9	15

[u/thugmuffin22]

I guess if you're interested in winning football games, you're from this area, you should go to UCLA. If you want to go to a Aminé concert, you should go to Oregon

(man I wish there was a more famous musician from Oregon to make this joke work)

[u/DJJohnnymeister → u/thugmuffin22]

Aminé performed at Bruin Bash when I was a student lol

[u/notchandlerbing → u/DJJohnnymeister]

We had Major Lazer + Diplo, Kendrick Lamar, and Childish Gambino at Bruin Bash 2011, but nobody knew who they were yet lol

[u/AdolinofAlethkar → u/notchandlerbing]

Yeah but Childish opened with You See Me and every Asian girl at Drake Stadium instantly had an orgasm.

I remember it very fondly.

[u/jennz → u/notchandlerbing]

We had LMFAO in 2009. 

they did not have the same career trajectory.

[u/notchandlerbing → u/jennz]

Their star burned bright tho, just not for very long lol

[u/AdolinofAlethkar → u/jennz]

lol LMFAO and Clipse, that was my freshman year

[u/Effective-Lead-6657 → u/AdolinofAlethkar]

That’s a crazy combo

[u/Delicious_Cancel_708 → u/jennz]

We had rah rah riot in 2012

I left early

[u/PhillyPhanatik → u/notchandlerbing]

Everyone at least knew Dong Lover...excuse me, Don Glover

[u/loopybubbler → u/PhillyPhanatik]

You just reminded me that I saw Dong Lover at OSU. Also had Juicy J on before that, who got a better reaction from the crowd.

[u/notchandlerbing → u/PhillyPhanatik]

Kinda true, but he was still very niche as a rapper. I knew who he was, but mostly because I watched Community and 30 Rock. A lot of my friends didn't even know him from that though

[u/breakwater → u/notchandlerbing]

Dude, I would have paid good money to hear Troy sing "werewolf bar mitzvah"

[u/flapua → u/notchandlerbing]

I'd spend rent money to see that lineup

[u/UnluckyCardiologist9 → u/DJJohnnymeister]

We had Pentatonix for Alumni Day in 2007? and nobody was there.

[u/MBrown_1985 → u/thugmuffin22]

Everclear is from Portland.

[u/AdolinofAlethkar → u/MBrown_1985]

We want kids eligible for college, not people eligible for AARP memberships

[u/ShipService → u/AdolinofAlethkar]

The Decemberists. Sleater-Kinney. Portugal.TheMan.

Shit we are old

[u/Jamcrunch → u/ShipService]

And Wipers. Menomena. Chromatics. The Dandy Warhols. Steven Malkmus. Hmm, I suppose I proved the point.

[u/ReverberatingCarrot → u/ShipService]

Sleater-Kinney's from Olympia my friend.

[u/ShipService → u/ReverberatingCarrot]

Corin was born in Eugene...

[u/MasterAndMargarita → u/ShipService]

Portugal. The Man is from Alaska 

[u/Carolake1 → u/MBrown_1985]

Everclear's most famous song is about santa monica.

[u/Ok_Passage_7151 → u/Carolake1]

No it’s about a Volvo.

[u/AstuteCouch87 → u/MBrown_1985]

But everclear is awesome. Maybe they really would rather go to an everclear concert

[u/DoyersDoyers → u/MBrown_1985]

They may be from Portland but Art Alexakis is a Mar Vista Gardens legend.

[u/Formal_Potential2198 → u/thugmuffin22]

The amount of shit talking Lanning does for having done basically nothing of note is kinda funny 

[u/Billyxmac → u/thugmuffin22]

Fabulous, no notes

[u/pikafreakinchu → u/thugmuffin22]

If you want to join a Nike Fashion show*

[u/RemarkableTpt → u/thugmuffin22]

Gonna be a hell of a rivalry week

[u/dklaw157 → u/thugmuffin22]

Just look up a concert happening tonight in Seattle, that’s what Dan did.

EDIT: just looked and oof slim pickings actually.

[u/Residentcarthrowaway → u/dklaw157]

*Eugene, please don’t confuse us with UW. 

[u/dklaw157 → u/Residentcarthrowaway]

Ugh you’re right. My bad. I’m better than this. (Probably not)

[u/DaKingindaSouff → u/thugmuffin22]

Works for me. Was a big fan of his first album

[u/SaltySaunaSweat → u/thugmuffin22]

Elliot Smith cover band concert?

[u/shmargus → u/thugmuffin22]

The actual joke here is phish or grateful dead.

[u/MiddleAgeJamie → u/thugmuffin22]

Matt Kearney

[u/WolfGangDuck → u/thugmuffin22]

If you want to be a furry, play for Oregon ?

[u/majesticstraits → u/thugmuffin22]

Congrats for getting a win because USC tried to kill our QB

[u/thugmuffin22 → u/majesticstraits]

You seem to be taking things well. Would have preferred kicking the shit out of Dante today but wasn’t in the cards unfortunately

[u/majesticstraits → u/thugmuffin22]

If I hadn’t beaten a team with their starting QB for 22 years I would simply not talk shit about squeaking out a win against a generationally bad performance from a backup QB