r/DeadlockTheGame • u/ExtraLargeSoda • 3d ago

Discussion Earth Shattering Lore Change

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u/SmallFatHands 3d ago

Have you ever been to a circus? This girl does not smell like peppermint

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u/LoloToo6 3d ago

Yes I’ve been to a circus. Are you trying to say she stinks because she’s sweaty from doing acrobatics???

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u/Login_Lost_Horizon 3d ago

Or because she's a horse.

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u/LoloToo6 3d ago

She’s a unicorn, not a horse? Also I’ve never been to a circus that smelled like horses but that’s just me

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u/Budget-Minimum6040 Shiv 3d ago

She’s a unicorn, not a horse?

Uh ... an extra horn does not make a unicorn a non-horse. It's just an upgraded horse.

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u/DasFroDo 3d ago

This is a pointless argument since Unicorns aren’t real, so neither of you is right.

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u/Budget-Minimum6040 Shiv 3d ago

Unicorns aren’t real

Nuh-uh

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u/DasFroDo 3d ago

Damn, you got me there.

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u/MrFaebles Solomon 3d ago

Have you seen her lucky shot tattoo on her stomach? Ya she stinks lol.

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u/Lucyller Vyper 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ChQObKzKHH0IRHfvG6

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u/IllQuantity3808 3d ago

I mean its there, im not sure what that implies though lmao

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u/hivEM1nd_ Yamato 3d ago

I think they're trying to imply that celeste takes cumshots to the tattoo??

And I guess the secondary implication is that people who have sex can't smell of peppermints

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u/TuxedoCrow Seven 3d ago

What are we saying

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u/MrFaebles Solomon 3d ago

Lucky shots on the abdomen? Everyone who downvoted knows EXACTLY what it means.

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u/DasFroDo 3d ago

Touch some grass.

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u/MrFaebles Solomon 3d ago

Okbuddylash 

Some folk in this sub are so incredibly soft it is genuinly profound. 

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u/DasFroDo 3d ago

No, your joke just wasn’t funny at all and Valve isn’t twelve.

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u/MrFaebles Solomon 3d ago

Kay

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