r/MadeMeSmile • u/gravityVT • 7h ago

Good Vibes this secret diva understood the assignment

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u/iSuplexedMyOstrich 7h ago

I was in band long enough to recognize a theater kid when I see one

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/iSuplexedMyOstrich 7h ago

Both sides are equally horny tho

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u/badluck_bryan77 6h ago

Recently started dating an ex-theater chick… can confirm.

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u/Perodis 6h ago

I don’t mean to be a total weirdo even though I am being one.

Two months ago you made a post about your fiancé and you moving to California because she got a once in a lifetime job opportunity. Then now you’re saying you recently started dating someone. Did you and your fiancé end things?

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u/badluck_bryan77 6h ago edited 3h ago

We did.

Edit: for more context since people are replying that they are sorry:

  1. You did see what

    I

  2. posted above right? I’m pretty happy at the moment lol.

  3. We actually split on really good terms. By the end we were more like really good friends. Been together for 8 years, engaged for a little over 4, and the spark just wasn’t there for either of us anymore for a long time.

So we both saw this as a great opportunity to part ways without causing too much of a mess.

Honestly so far it’s been one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

She’s happy, I’m happy, what more could you ask for?

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u/Perodis 5h ago edited 4h ago

That’s a bummer, I’m sorry.

Also, username checks out

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u/DoubleFudge101 4h ago

this is like an update to a novella I didnt know existed except its actually someone's life

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u/Facts_pls 5h ago

Brah. Did I just witness reddit history?

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u/bigdaddydopeskies131 4h ago

Yes you did tbh

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u/MinimumApricot365 3h ago

Sorry things didn't work out, friend.

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u/badluck_bryan77 3h ago

We actually split on really good terms. By the end we were more like really good friends. Been together for years, engaged for a little over 4, and the spark just wasn’t there for either of us anymore for a long time.

So we both saw this as a great opportunity to part ways without causing TOO much of a mess.

Honestly so far it’s been one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

She’s happy, I’m happy, what more could you ask for?

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u/cptgoatboat 3h ago

damn bruh

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u/Pattern_Is_Movement 2h ago

Everyone is saying sorry, but was going to say good for you! Sounds like you made the right choice instead of forcing something that didn't work out.

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u/_Danger_Close_ 22m ago

That's great to hear. I'm going through my own thing with my marriage hoping it all works out as well as yours.

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u/Jhediarrhea 5h ago

They just really wanted to have two girlfriends.

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u/Bigdickfun6969 3h ago

That's why you gotta get the Cranston

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u/man_of_many_tangents 5h ago

this is a pretty big sub. where did you cross paths with bad luck Bryan that you just recognized him?

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u/thatG_evanP 2h ago

Holy shit

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u/FfflapJjjack 1h ago

My wife is an ex theater girl, a catholic and a librarian. Can also confirm. All stereotypes are correct.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/badluck_bryan77 4h ago

Lol I don’t consider random redittors my peers.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/Excellent_Bend8782 6h ago

Feral

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u/iSuplexedMyOstrich 6h ago

I didnt develop the feralness cause I get scared around women. I would just hide and hope to god that nobody could tell how awkward I was

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u/kosraen 7h ago

You..you oh hahaha...that was hilarious. I would have spit out coffee if I was drinking it.

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u/iSuplexedMyOstrich 6h ago

I try my best 👉😎👉

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/iSuplexedMyOstrich 6h ago

Thank you. I came up with it after I suplexed my ostrich

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u/Napkinsnsuch 6h ago

Allegedly

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u/iSuplexedMyOstrich 6h ago

Get out of my HEAD DAN!!

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u/oscar-the-bud 5h ago

One time at band camp…

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u/Hagoromo-san 4h ago

Yup. Got that right.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 3h ago

I played baseball and football, and we had some seriously horny bastards on my teams and some really interesting conversations during practices. I also had a lot of band and drama friends and they did things that would make a sex therapist blush. The band camp thing was a joke in American Pie but I also learned when I was a freshman that it was true.

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u/Neat-Beautiful-5505 3h ago

Nobody reproduces like theatre kids

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u/thevoidthatjerksback 5h ago

I will say our band had more people and at least a couple oblivious and really confused practically asexual people.... (I was one of those. There was so much stuff going on behind my back)

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u/iSuplexedMyOstrich 5h ago

I was the oblivious one. The only time Ive ever known Ive had someone hitting on me was when my highschool sweetheart punched me in the arm and yelled at me for not picking up on her flirting. I think she's why I like women who hit me a lil bit

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u/thevoidthatjerksback 5h ago

Incredibly valid

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u/that0nemook 5h ago

Yeah for 6’2” dudes. Not for you.

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u/iSuplexedMyOstrich 5h ago

Im sorry you're a chud

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u/not-that-kind 6h ago

They say that band kids start songs with “1,2,3,4” and dance kids start dancing with “and 5,6,7,8” otherwise you end up with musical theatre kids.

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u/jarednards 5h ago

I used to do stand up comedy for a while.....the improv people have zero idea how to turn it off.

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u/jermprobably 5h ago

Us art kids always wanted to be a part of those groups, but we were all very very introverted. At least our art group always talked about how much fun they looked like they were having hahaha we drew comics about if those three groups got together and made a sitcom, it ended up turning into a zombie thing in the end I think? Man, what a cool memory to go down haha

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u/foreman8484 6h ago

Is it the McDonald’s uniform?

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u/shinyappyrobin 4m ago

Still fun. But yeah, preplanned. Still fun.