r/MadeMeSmile • u/gravityVT • 7h ago

Good Vibes this secret diva understood the assignment

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u/Thedrunkenchild 7h ago

Not staged at all!

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u/nightookami 7h ago

It doesn't seem that unbelievable?

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 6h ago

Have you ever had the server waiting for you at expedite the moment you got there?  I almost never have. 

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u/T0m_F00l3ry 6h ago

I dont know where youre at, but in most big chains, they have two windows now. The first one takes your money, they are always ready by the time you pull up. The second, where you get your food, basically ignores you. 😂

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 6h ago

Did you miss where I said expedite?  I worked it 20 years ago as part of my duties; it's nothing new. I noticed that, unlike me, my coworkers and people at other companies didn't make it a point to greet the customer as soon as they pulled up. 

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u/T0m_F00l3ry 6h ago

Calm your tits dude. Expedite may be an industry term for that window. Or maybe its what they call it in your home country. But the average consumer only refers to it as the "first" window or the "pay" window. However, your question was essentially have you ever had the person waiting for you and my answer addressed that. Yes, the "first" window is usually ready for me.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 6h ago

There's no need for me to be calm, as I'm already calm.  You're the one acting like I'm clueless; I merely pointed out you were wrong to assume that since I had all the information out in the original post.

Calm yourself. 

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u/nightookami 5h ago

You are so not calm, the opposite of calm actually. You're uncalm

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 5h ago

I'm vibrating with intense rage to the point that my bed is rattling violently. 

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u/naturalinfidel 3h ago

And the most uncalm part of his body? The tits. After being explicitly told to calm them.

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u/Durzaka 5h ago

Yes? On the regular.

It depends entirely on the location. McDonalds for example has always had someone waiting at the window, every single time.

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u/ryanvango 5h ago

wait what? I'm sure its happened, but I can't remember the last time there wasn't a person at the window when I pulled up.

Actually, yes I can. Burger King, March 2026, Pittsburgh. That location sucks ass. But every wendy's, mcdonald's, arby's, etc. fast food place besides BK has had people at the windows every single time, no matter where I have been in the US.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 4h ago

With my experience, if it's busy, they're talking to the next person behind me and then they look up when they finish the order. 

If it's not busy, they're chatting with their friends or browsing Tick Tock and then look up in a bit. 

I rarely have situations where I could be blasting Vanessa Gonzalez and have someone immediately be looking at me and ready to respond with the line. 

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u/ryanvango 2h ago

Vanessa Carlton

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 2h ago

Yes, thanks! I was way off. I was like "Its either like Ortega or Gomez or Ramirez..."