r/PeepShowQuotes • • 2h ago

And then this voice in my head, sounded like Brian Moore, used to do the football on ITV

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24 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 18h ago

Stick that up your dojo

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263 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 9h ago

I would open an umbrella up inside my arris for this one.

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28 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Yeah, course you are mate.

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256 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 9h ago

I was nice to you, even when you gave me shit about the earnings projections.

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8 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 17h ago

Wtf's a washing machine doing in a pub? I need a drink.

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28 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

I have been feeling a little low lately

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131 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 13h ago

The ironic veneration of tyrants......

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7 Upvotes

Remember, "its not a competition..."


r/PeepShowQuotes • • 13h ago

Friend of the British Museum

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6 Upvotes

Bunch of Clean Shirts


r/PeepShowQuotes • • 14h ago

Some geezer made a grand theft auto of peep show quotes. Here's the link. If he gets mad at me I'll hide in the stationery cupboard. I'll be safe in the cupboard.

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 11h ago

The a million text month

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3 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Just us, a pile of Chinese food, and some fuck-off spreadsheets.

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84 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 21h ago

What is this modern obsession with....that?

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11 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 14h ago

Don’t eat the pumpkin, that’s not good pumpkin

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3 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

There are a lot of gay guys in there tonight?

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50 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

My crystal's a large one, as you fucking know.

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114 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

What shall I write? Can’t just put “not Jaws.”

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26 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Flatmate is having her girlfriends over for a dinner party. It's gonna be a long night in the hall, listening to them laughing generally.

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155 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 15h ago

A relaxing bit of crack

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 23h ago

Content Warning: Jeff Too bloody hot!

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3 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 2d ago

Shitpost Proud to see my American cousin fully embracing the post-viewing quote obsession

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203 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

"Its the heart of fuckin darkness in there...!"

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48 Upvotes

What Super Hans saw....

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Looks like someone won the lettuce lottery.

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51 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Don’t have the melon, that’s not good melon

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9 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Switch it!

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29 Upvotes