Peep Show

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/JarredandVexed • 2h ago

And then this voice in my head, sounded like Brian Moore, used to do the football on ITV

28 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Skeletime • 19h ago

Stick that up your dojo

270 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 10h ago

I would open an umbrella up inside my arris for this one.

27 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Tequila_Blue • 1d ago

Yeah, course you are mate.

252 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 10h ago

I was nice to you, even when you gave me shit about the earnings projections.

7 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/xanitorax • 18h ago

Wtf's a washing machine doing in a pub? I need a drink.

27 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Snornyan • 1d ago

I have been feeling a little low lately

131 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Benjiman5000 • 14h ago

The ironic veneration of tyrants......

7 Upvotes

Remember, "its not a competition..."

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/cnut4563 • 14h ago

Friend of the British Museum

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5 Upvotes

Bunch of Clean Shirts

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • 15h ago

Some geezer made a grand theft auto of peep show quotes. Here's the link. If he gets mad at me I'll hide in the stationery cupboard. I'll be safe in the cupboard.

8 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/hallucinationthought • 12h ago

The a million text month

3 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 1d ago

Just us, a pile of Chinese food, and some fuck-off spreadsheets.

82 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/billy66brown • 22h ago

What is this modern obsession with....that?

12 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/TimElgin • 15h ago

Don’t eat the pumpkin, that’s not good pumpkin

3 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 1d ago

There are a lot of gay guys in there tonight?

48 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Low_Bed_7321 • 1d ago

My crystal's a large one, as you fucking know.

115 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 1d ago

What shall I write? Can’t just put “not Jaws.”

26 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/JustATad_ • 1d ago

Flatmate is having her girlfriends over for a dinner party. It's gonna be a long night in the hall, listening to them laughing generally.

157 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Rusty_Bee • 16h ago

A relaxing bit of crack

1 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/SoleilBrown405 • 1d ago

Content Warning: Jeff Too bloody hot!

4 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/MundaneClam • 2d ago

Shitpost Proud to see my American cousin fully embracing the post-viewing quote obsession

203 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Benjiman5000 • 1d ago

"Its the heart of fuckin darkness in there...!"

46 Upvotes

What Super Hans saw....

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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/eggard_stark • 1d ago

Looks like someone won the lettuce lottery.

51 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/ThurmanMurmanFW • 1d ago

Don’t have the melon, that’s not good melon

8 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Djonmotors • 1d ago

Switch it!

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30 Upvotes