r/PeepShowQuotes • u/JarredandVexed • 2h ago
And then this voice in my head, sounded like Brian Moore, used to do the football on ITV
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 10h ago
I was nice to you, even when you gave me shit about the earnings projections.
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 10h ago
I would open an umbrella up inside my arris for this one.
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Benjiman5000 • 14h ago
The ironic veneration of tyrants......
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Remember, "its not a competition..."
r/PeepShowQuotes • u/cnut4563 • 14h ago
Friend of the British Museum
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Bunch of Clean Shirts
r/PeepShowQuotes • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • 15h ago
Some geezer made a grand theft auto of peep show quotes. Here's the link. If he gets mad at me I'll hide in the stationery cupboard. I'll be safe in the cupboard.
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/xanitorax • 18h ago
Wtf's a washing machine doing in a pub? I need a drink.
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 1d ago
What shall I write? Can’t just put “not Jaws.”
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 1d ago
There are a lot of gay guys in there tonight?
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/indianaashdown06 • 1d ago
Just us, a pile of Chinese food, and some fuck-off spreadsheets.
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Low_Bed_7321 • 1d ago
My crystal's a large one, as you fucking know.
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/SanitySlippingg • 1d ago
Four jobs Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/Benjiman5000 • 1d ago
"Its the heart of fuckin darkness in there...!"
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What Super Hans saw....
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/JustATad_ • 1d ago
Flatmate is having her girlfriends over for a dinner party. It's gonna be a long night in the hall, listening to them laughing generally.
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r/PeepShowQuotes • u/hallucinationthought • 1d ago
I'd take an ox head up the 'aris for this one
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