r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/aberfoyle496 1d ago

To be too incompetent for this administration is a hell of a feat.

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 1d ago

Nah, her main mistake was admiting she faked her credentials.

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u/FirstCircleLimbo 1d ago edited 1d ago

How would she know that is wrong?

She is not an attorney.

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u/LoveMeSomeSand 1d ago

Didn’t even get a chance to call her Ally McSteal or anything 😭

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u/SirLoremIpsum 1d ago

Didn’t even get a chance to call her Ally McSteal or anything 😭

That's going a few years back for the reference but i like it!

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u/AtomicShart9000 1d ago

Whoa whoa whoa dude she got her lawyership in China

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 1d ago

Turns out, the company that hired her thought she had been working as a general counsel and now China is opening an investigation into what she was doing in the country.

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u/AhJeezNotThisAgain 1d ago

Please let this be true

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u/cckynv 1d ago

Haven't seen anything on the investigation, do you have a source for that?

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u/lokiandgoose 22h ago

I mean, it would be a Chinese investigation with a possibility of a negative outcome for them. Would their press be reporting on it?

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u/cckynv 22h ago

A negative outcome for China? In what way? Regardless, investigating the (briefly tenured) US Press Secretary seems like something China would definitely jump at a chance to report on imo.

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u/lokiandgoose 21h ago

Looking really stupid for letting this woman misrepresent herself using their country.

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u/cckynv 21h ago

Doesn't really read that way to me personally, but I suppose that could be the case. The only reporting I see about their response so far (at least from Western outlets) is that they're inviting her to visit again because of her comment about China "lacking proper toilets", lol.

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u/Doggoneshame 1d ago

Man, it gets even better.

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u/PlushRusher 1d ago

Temu School of Law

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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago

Didn't Trump try to run something like that which got shut down?

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u/dherps 1d ago

what's that? you asked where i became a LAWYER? i thought you were asking about my DRAWERS. whoopsies! Tee-Hee giggle

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u/Mahalohaboy 1d ago

Licking bats in Wuhan.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 1d ago

Duncan: You said you got your law degree in Columbia

Winger: Yeah, and now I need to get one in America.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eobYwOL3jdtqo

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u/Natural_Challenge820 1d ago

Lawyerness

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u/AtomicShart9000 1d ago

Lawyernessship

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u/Natural_Challenge820 1d ago

Lawyernessshipator

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u/bikedrivepaddlefly 1d ago

I think she may have misinterpreted the accent when they called her a lier. You know, alternate facts.

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u/CR_Eatmeat 1d ago

Also she doesn‘t she speak Chinese, so it‘s all up for interpretation.

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u/Tight_Ad1454 1d ago

What she meant to say was that she binged-watched the "Ally McBeal" tv series while she was in China.

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u/According_Ad_694 1d ago

Lawyership? I don't think that's a real word. But it is now!

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u/Ilfixit1701 1d ago

You mean the state China as in , “which state did you pass the BAR in? “ or the other one? I can’t keep up .

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u/WholeAggravating5675 1d ago

University of Temu

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u/badtex66 1d ago

She just plays one on TV

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 1d ago

I do not understand why Trump - The largest of all the MAGAs - does not simply eat the other MAGAs.

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u/Lord-Lobster 1d ago

Single female lawyer
Fighting for her client
Wearing sexy miniskirts
And being self-reliant

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u/Doggoneshame 1d ago

Eat them? He won’t even eat with them.

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u/Wooden-You-4211 1d ago

Would actually make a great TV show someone who fakes being a lawyer for like a large Law Firm or something

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u/badtex66 1d ago

My Cousin Skinny

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u/Natural_Challenge820 1d ago

I see what your doing here

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u/peteofaustralia 1d ago

Community?

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u/Wooden-You-4211 8h ago

LOL that's like one of my favorite TV shows and I'm subscribed and comment a lot in that subreddit but I actually meant the show Suits it's the first one that came to my mind.

You are definitely streets ahead.

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u/peteofaustralia 5h ago

She's like a Britta/Jeff hybrid.

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u/Accomplished_Song219 1d ago

I roared at that. Touche!

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u/giants_shoulders 1d ago

BLASPHEMY! She "had all the credentials necessary". Obviously, by "all the governing bodies" too, probably.

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u/simpletonius 1d ago

Doubt she’s blonde either.

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u/Equivalent_Table4661 1d ago

Just for clarity (and maybe semantics), but she is a lawyer - she graduated lawyer school. She's not an attorney as she didn't pass the bar.

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u/Sha-Bob 1d ago

By her words, she is in fact a lawyer, just not an attorney-at-law.

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u/bekroogle 1d ago

Getting a JD makes you a lawyer. Passing the bar makes you an attorney.

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u/Jonathan_Peachum 1d ago

Arguable in some countries but not in the US.

In France, where I practice, you can definitely be a juriste without passing the bar exam and becoming an avocat. In fact, in-house counsel are by definition not avocats, since it is forbidden for an avocat to be employed by anyone other than another avocat, as this would be seen as undermining the independence of the legal profession.

But in the US, it is clearly not the case. Graduating from law school does not make you a "lawyer" (just try practicing law without a bar admission and you will see where that gets you). In-house counsel as well as law firm people are all "lawyers" and have passed the bar exam.

Source: am qualified in both countries.

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u/Natural_Challenge820 1d ago

Nope. J.D. is a jurist doctor, not lawyer. I’d go so far to say because of her “miscommunication” she will never be a lawyer because she can’t pass the character and fitness portion of the bar.