r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/Chemical-Cat 1d ago

They do, the vetting process is making sure she's white, blonde and sucks up to trump

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u/Baghdad_Bob20 1d ago

You mean, sucks on trump?

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u/st1802015 1d ago

Imagine the smell

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u/TastySore 1d ago

Pull down the pants, then the diaper, then go to town on that little leaking mushroom.

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u/locofspades 1d ago

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 1d ago

I wonder what antibiotics/antifungals you'd need to survive that.

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 1d ago

You need a time out.

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u/jorcon74 1d ago

You have just ruined my day!
https://giphy.com/gifs/m7FdxI252QN3y

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u/Big-Professor-3402 1d ago

We know the implication! Did not need a play by play! Who do you think you are Joe Buck?

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes 1d ago

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 1d ago

i almost replied with this exact meme. Almost. lol

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u/RabidBadgerMacarena 1d ago

I didn’t enjoy that.  But it was vivid and I upvote you for that. 

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u/VirgilsCrew 1d ago

Dude….im eating.

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u/DistinctAd3222 1d ago

Country gravy from scratch 🤤

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u/BaldEagleRising17 23h ago

You’ve heard of a blumpkin. Now you know what a Trumpkin is.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 22h ago

Fuck you. This has no business being this funny

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u/ForsakenRelief309 22h ago

As a child, I struggled with reading, needed Hooked on Phonics. If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have tried so hard to learn how to read. What a dark day…

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u/broken-machine 21h ago

Man, I sure do miss 30 seconds ago before I read that.

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u/SICKOFITALL2379 15h ago

Fucking hell, man😁😁that was a sick burn, but I wish I didn’t have the image in my head now.

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 11h ago

What makes you think he didn’t just move the diaper to the side?

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u/Wrenchheader 1d ago

Do I have to? -_-

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u/nosmokinalarms 1d ago

I rather not.

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u/GeekDadKevin12 1d ago

Interview question - Can you smell anything wrong with this used diaper?

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u/SB1234567890123 1d ago

Uh, no thanks.

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u/TracingRobots 1d ago

Oof. Nasty

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 1d ago

NO. DON’T.

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u/CharleySuede 1d ago

I should downvote you for making me do as you said 🤮

Here’s my nauseas upvote

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u/lolligaggins 1d ago

No thank you

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u/Drawn_to_Heal 1d ago

I’d rather piss glass

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u/mex2005 1d ago

No thanks

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u/bigSTUdazz 23h ago

Ketchup and a butt

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u/jcnet1 23h ago

Like walking into a cheese factory that has been abandoned for 10 years.

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u/Corpshark 22h ago

Anyone can hold her breath for 20 seconds. Dont have to be Riley Gaines.

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u/PunkinFarmer 22h ago

Microwaved fish and burnt styrofoam.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 20h ago

A lot of people here really seem to want to imagine the smell. Pretty strange.

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u/FlashyWestern7338 20h ago

You haven’t thought of the smell!!!!

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u/Meatman1071 19h ago

Lmao…! 🤢

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u/No_Comfortable_7233 19h ago

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0s9if4_3Y&t=4

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u/Different_Club415 13h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/simple_sim0nn 3h ago

I thought you were talking about the woman. I’m sure trump smells pleasant enough. Probably like an excessive amount of cologne.

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u/Healingbigfoot 1d ago

Both, and depends

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u/Due_Grapefruit7518 1d ago

Imagine giving the president head and then losing your job a business week later

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u/Garsytec 1d ago

I sincerely doubt he can even get hard. I would imagine he just molests these women at this point.

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u/AceCircle990 1d ago

She was probably using teeth.

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u/dirdent 1d ago

Probably what she didn't do and why she got fired. She should've taken notes from Natalie.

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u/Desperate-Natural110 1d ago

Shuck on zie mushroom.

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u/Mister_Spacely 1d ago

You mean her husband President Trump?

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u/Illeazar 1d ago

Nope. She's way too old for Trump, ive never seen any example of Trump expressing sexual desire for someone who looked like a full grown adult.

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u/Ebomi 1d ago

During her teen pagent?

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u/Cai_x2_ne 1d ago

That too 😂

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u/Un4gvn2 1d ago

She too old for him.

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u/Smboto 1d ago

What’s the point?

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u/crlthrn 22h ago

Same difference where MAGA-ettes are concerned, I'm sure.

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u/tryyeezus 22h ago

He's not into pretty women, he just requires them because it feeds his ego 

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 19h ago

he'd find her too old tho

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u/Sea_Concentrate_7413 17h ago

Man, you' got the TDS in a bad way, huh.

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u/meplad 5h ago

Both

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u/Disastrous_Invite145 57m ago

Nobody wants to suck a mushroom dick 

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u/Educational_Fox5319 1d ago

Trump wouldn’t be the first POTUS to get some sloppy top, while sitting at the resolute desk.

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u/Agreeable-Remove1592 21h ago edited 21h ago

Who do you think was the first? I’m gonna go with Andrew Jackson. Maybe even Thomas Jefferson!

Edit : after further research, according to ChatGPT

After Resolute was retired and broken up, Queen Victoria had a large, elaborately carved desk made from its timbers. Built by William Evenden at Britain’s Chatham dockyard, it was presented to President Rutherford B. Hayes to commemorate the Americans’ generosity.
For decades, presidents used it mainly upstairs in the White House. John F. Kennedy was the first to use it in the Oval Office, in 1961. It became especially recognizable through the famous photograph of little John F. Kennedy Jr. peeking through the opening beneath it while his father worked.

So specifically the desk I’m gonna go with JFK as the first to get serviced at the desk in the oval office

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u/Educational_Fox5319 21h ago

Unfortunately the Resolute Desk was a gift from England, whom we had a strained relationship with at the time. So it couldn’t have been Jackson. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Kennedy by THE Marilyn Monroe

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u/Agreeable-Remove1592 20h ago

Happy birthday, Mr. President !

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u/BriefCollar4 1d ago

“Up to” is unnecessary

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u/theMightBoop 1d ago

I am sure her husband or some other family member (I haven’t researched her) wanted a favor from Trump. It’s cronyism pure and simple.

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u/UpstairsFinance9440 1d ago

Michael Wolff suspects they just put a bunch of photos in front of him and he picked the most photogenic person.

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u/tocompose 1d ago

And that she looks like Ivanka

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u/PlanesFlySideways 1d ago

Hes desperate for Ivanka and it shows

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u/Turbulent-Mood2594 1d ago

That pretty much sums up Trump’s qualification list for his female staffers. They also are the first to get fired.

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u/Rage_Baiter76 1d ago

Def edit to say "Sucks"

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u/sparda09 1d ago

correction she slept and sucked Trump and his fellow men do that and you get the job.

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u/CookieMuttley 1d ago

Sucks up or sucks 😬

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u/AerialFount 1d ago

Whiteversity, Whitequity and Whiteclusion

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 1d ago

That’s it, that’s all🤣

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u/lareon12many 1d ago

She got on her knees for the first few interviews, so she was a lock for the hire!!!

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u/b_vitamin 1d ago

Blonde with tits seems to be the only requirement.

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u/EyeSuspicious777 1d ago

No one in the Trump administration knows what it's like to get a blowjob from a woman who loves you and actually wants to do it, so any blowjob at all is good enough to qualify for a job.

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u/eighty4prcnt 1d ago

Also, the question of if she can change Trump's diaper without violently puking or laughing?

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u/Jaxcat_21 1d ago

Fake or natural apparently doesn't matter.

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u/openedaura127 1d ago

And her name begins with K, K or K.

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u/Key-Map-3930 1d ago

Kakistocracy, that's how

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u/FiXer2069 1d ago

Did you say “sucks”?

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u/JayNotAtAll 1d ago

Bingo.

Trump is a needle dicked little bitch like his lower class white followers. He can't handle an ounce of pushback from people. Most good leaders can.

When you need someone to cater to a corrupt idiot, you are left scraping the bottom of the barrel

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u/Cautious-Highway3773 1d ago

Loyalty oath required. Verified credentials and qualifications are a plus.

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u/lnvu4uraqt 1d ago

Even hey questionable qualifications didn't save her, being a woman in the Trump administration means you'll be pushed out eventually. You cannot grandstand Trump no matter what, even if it's a bad presentation or performance.

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u/yooperville 23h ago

DEI, Trump style

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u/Insatiable_Male 22h ago

Probably not good in sucking

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 19h ago

Oxford comma, people. FFS

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u/Lilevame 17h ago

five days on the job really highlights the vetting failure

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u/SpoiledKoolAid 17h ago

we were taking bets on her tenure. I lost because she's not bad looking, is blond, and has sold her soul to Trump. If you want some entertainment, look at her Wikipedia article.

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u/incrediblemonk 6h ago

She's not blonde. My dog is "blonde" too when if I put a wig on him, but that don't count.

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u/spearmint_flyer 27m ago

Sucked the pampered dick