r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/extra_croutons 1d ago

Damn how many scarmuccis is that?

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u/peepee2tiny 1d ago

1 Zacharia = .45 Scarmuccis

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u/bruce_lees_ghost 1d ago

I’ve always been a little envious of countries that embrace the term “fortnight” instead of saying “two weeks.” Just has an air of sophistication. Can we make “zacharia” and “scarmucci” a thing in the US, to mean “five days” and “eleven days,” respectively?

As a software engineer, I see them as a potential substitute for story points. “How long will it take you to build this new feature?” “Normally a few scaramuccis, but with Claude, probably a fortzacharia. Maybe less.”

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u/Muffinlessandangry 1d ago

I'm slightly drunk right now, but this is hilarious. Sounds like a conversation taken from S2 of Silicone Valley