r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/kingwood707 1d ago

Scaramucci no longer holds the record for shortest service to the trump whitehouse....11 days has been broken and Zacharia now owns it at 5 days. And only one 14 minute press briefing did her in. It was a unblievable thing to watch too. She was so far out of her element, even reading the side notes telling her how to say the next statement with "enegry and excitement". Freakin' unreal and entertaining. Makes me miss Sean Spicer.

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u/Mindless-Peak-1687 1d ago

2 zachs to 1 mucci.

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u/rawbdor 1d ago

I believe her stint should be referred to as a halfmooch

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u/Affectionate_Low_948 1d ago

I agree, short time trump appointees all run on the Mooch system. This is unchangeable.

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u/boatenvy 21h ago

I was listening to the Mooch on a podcast recently and he seemed genuinely upset by the idea that his record might get broken and we'd lose that unit of measure.

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u/Affectionate_Low_948 20h ago

🤣 I don't know why I found that so funny but lmao poor 'Mucci

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u/DatabaseThis9637 20h ago

When we have a claim to fame, no matter how low the bar, we must embrace it, and nurture it, and wear it proudly. The Mooch is staking his claim.

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u/Substantial_Force658 1d ago edited 20h ago

Semiucci.

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u/BuddyLaDouche 1d ago

This is the one.

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u/stevein3d 23h ago

That’s good because there’s always confusion over whether Bimucci means twice a Mucci, every other Mucci, or just an extra adventurous Mucci.

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u/sexyshingle 22h ago

Is one bicuriousmucci an SI unit or imperial?

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u/DatabaseThis9637 20h ago

;-() oh my!

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u/BubbaNeedsNewShoes 23h ago

Translation for those of us here in South Texas...

No Mucho Mucci.

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u/calfino1 20h ago

Mezzomucci

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u/TheWooshiii 1d ago

She is only a quartermooch in my opinion

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u/crlthrn 22h ago

Demi-Mooch

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u/wump_world 1d ago

And his a "moocher's dozen"

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u/ziddyzoo 21h ago

I’m more in favour of semiscaramucci.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 20h ago

0.45 is a Fandango!

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u/Respbid1 1d ago

😂

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u/Denyal_Rose 1d ago

Hafamooch

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u/piltdownman38 22h ago

0.45 mooch

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u/Rogueshoten 19h ago

A Demi-Mooch, if you will