r/SipsTea • • 14h ago

Lmao gottem Fake news, next question.

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 12h ago

At this point I would love Sydney Sweeney to be the next press secretary because it would really upset Reddit.

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u/Danger_Zone06 12h ago

At this point, I want conservatives to have a thought other than "will this hurt people I've been told to hate?"

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u/CalvinP818 11h ago

Sydney Sweeney being press secretary would hurt you? 😭😭😂😂😂

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u/broguequery 11h ago

I think he's pointing out all y'all do is troll

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u/Danger_Zone06 11h ago

Finding nuances and looking beyond face value is a real conservative weak point.

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u/Hungry_Telephone7086 8h ago

Not really, liberals troll about nothing all the time.

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u/Danger_Zone06 11h ago

Let's put out critical thinking caps on. Ready? You're being asked to analyze a topic beyond face value so don't hurt yourself.

It's not about Sydney Sweeney being a press secretary. It's about the administration, or any administration, hiring people that are qualified and vested. It's about stopping shitty mindsets of doing anything to hurt people youre told not to like and starting to put our country first.

People are saying " hurr durrr Sydney Sweeney... hurr durr" are ignoring the larger issue. You're not a serious people.

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u/lluciferusllamas 11h ago

Yes.  Bring back Karine Jean-Pierre.  She was the epitome of "qualified".  Lol. 

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u/Danger_Zone06 11h ago

Is it because she was gay that she wasn't qualified? Would you rather have someone who lied about being* a lawyer?

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u/lluciferusllamas 10h ago

I didn't even know she was gay.  I just found her to be functionally unqualified.  Unlike Jen Psaki, who I didn't love because she carried water for the worst president in modern times (though, after two more years of Trump, we'll see if that holds), but who was good at her job.  

With the other one, she graduated from law school, I would give anybody the courtesy of letting them call themselves a lawyer if they, in fact, have a law degree.  

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u/Danger_Zone06 10h ago

You may give her the courtesy, but the state of California, and in all other states, calls it a crime.

The press secretary serves at the discretion of the president so him picking a literal criminal is par for the course.

Not only that, calling yourself a lawyer before passing the bar would most likely bar you from becoming barred. The whole ethics thing, ya know?

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u/lluciferusllamas 10h ago

Except she never intended to practice law.  So the Bar is not a relevant body whose ethics matter.  I would call somebody a psychologist if they had a PhD in psychology, whether or not they were licensed to practice.  I woudl call somebody a dentist if they had a dental degree whether or not they ever practiced dentistry.  The degree earns you the title.  I don't much care what California says, as it is a shit hole filled with morons.  I say this as a Californian

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u/Danger_Zone06 10h ago

Again, it's every state that considers it a crime. She has claimed on multiple news outlets that she was an attorney and she gave legal counsel. This is verfiable with a simple google search. And it is directly relevant to ethics as you must pass an ethics board in order to be allowed to even take the bar. Let's go back to having standards please.

Degrees doesn't give you the lawyer or attorney title. Passing boards and Bar exams are how we determine the person knows what they're claiming to know.

Would you trust a surgeon who wasn't board certified? I know I wouldnt.

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u/lluciferusllamas 7h ago

But I would still call him doctor 

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u/CalvinP818 11h ago

They’re hiring the most unqualified people regardless lol I’m asking specifically how hiring Sydney Sweeney would hurt you

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u/Ghost4000 8h ago

Personally it wouldn't affect me at all. But I think the person above is pointing out that the person they responded to is saying they want something to happen purely to troll people. It makes conservatives seem unserious. Eventually the economic reality is going to bite them in the ass because normal people care more about the price of gas than whatever culture war is being stirred up next.

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u/CalvinP818 4h ago

Acting like something like that will “hurt” them is exactly why they’re trolled

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u/Danger_Zone06 4h ago

I want to give you a moment to really think about this. Do you actually think "getting owned" or trolled does anything other than making you (royal you) look like an unserious troll? It hurts nobody. I'll post the definition for royal you because I know you'll need it.

The "royal you" (often confused with the "royal we" or used to mean the generic, impersonal, or indefinite "you") refers to using the pronoun "you" to address people in a general or universal sense rather than pointing to a specific individual.

If you need help understanding anything else, let me know.

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u/mlain4290 2h ago

Yes degrading important government positions by giving them to who ever is currently sucking the presidents dick hurts the entire country and makes us the laughing stock of the entire world…

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u/SmurfAtLarge 1h ago

We really gonna pretend both sides don't do that? The "tolerant left" is a crazy myth.

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 11h ago

Not a conservative but Reddit is toxic af. In fact, Reddit is just as toxic as MAGAts, only in different ways.

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u/BoxxcarCadavers 11h ago

Well with a name like fuckfeardrinkbeer and the comments you make...its no wonder that's your perspective

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 11h ago

You’re right, I apologize, u/BoxxcarCadavers.

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u/enjoysomethings 5h ago

lol.. what does that comment have to do with conservatives?

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u/Danger_Zone06 5h ago

I'll let you think about it. Use that brain of yours

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u/enjoysomethings 4h ago

it's okay, tell me how you deduced that u/fuckfeardrinkbeer is a conservative off of the comment you replied to.

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u/Danger_Zone06 4h ago

I'm done dealing with trolls.

That's a response to you and the original comment. You see, when someone makes a post saying they only want to piss people off, the internet calls them a troll. Saying that Sydney Sweeney as PS would piss off reddit is another troll comment because reddit is known for a more liberal bias. Typically, when you want to troll people, it's usually people you don't agree with when it comes to politics. I extrapolated from there. In case that's too big of a word for you:

To extrapolate means to estimate, predict, or conclude something unknown by extending known information, current trends, or past data past the point of direct observation.

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u/enjoysomethings 4h ago

I wasn't aware Reddit had a liberal only policy.. apologies.

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u/Least_Art5238 4h ago

I think Reddit definitely has a very low tolerance for stupidity. That definitely makes it such a liberal only place.

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u/Danger_Zone06 4h ago

I said no such thing. Here's where critical thinking come into play! Re-read what I wrote and come come back.

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u/Sovereign-Vault 4h ago

lmao this dingus cant at all. fuck fear drink beer is politically ambigous I think.

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u/Sovereign-Vault 4h ago

How does that hurt anyone, go take a nap and wake up with more coherent ideas.

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u/Danger_Zone06 4h ago

Please, allow yourself to think critically. I can walk you through the steps if you need me to.