r/SipsTea • • 8h ago

Lmao gottem Fake news, next question.

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u/Justinian555 8h ago

Zacharia couldn't even last a week

https://giphy.com/gifs/aqqUwXz7j0xMOKnJgb

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u/topsyturvy76 8h ago

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 7h ago

I passed the bar twice today. Both on the way to and back from the pharmacy.

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u/Deadsuooo 8h ago

Half a Mooch.

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u/Pleasant-Reading3634 8h ago

Not even half.

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u/NigeIFarage 7h ago

What’s the conversion rate between mooches and lettuce

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u/meechs_peaches 6h ago

4 mooches=1 lettuce=44 days

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u/Kinnyee 8h ago

😂

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u/Formal-Revolution-74 8h ago

Nah she's not that stupid

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u/Lunch_B0x 6h ago

The real problem is that she has wayyy too much of her original face.

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u/FIFofNovember 58m ago

And to all the Hollywood and Florida plastic surgeons, don’t you even fucking dare, don’t you even think about it

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u/BuildAnything4 8h ago

she's stupid enough, she just doesn't need it. Trump press secretaries are usually desperate and starving to be infront of a camera.

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 8h ago

What about the girl that leveraged her looks into millions of dollars is stupid to you?

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u/Sensitive_nob 7h ago

The way people talk about Sidney reminds me a lot of early 2000s Paris Hilton. Also called a "dumb blonde barbie" and she took advantage of her image.

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u/BuildAnything4 8h ago

There's plenty of girls that have leveraged their looks into millions that aren't smart. You just think this one is because you like her politics.

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u/TheDigimonFan 8h ago

There's also plenty of 9s and 10s walking around who work as cashiers because they aren't smart enough or willing to do the work to leverage their looks to make more money.

Walk around any major city, you'll see people more attractive than most celebrities. Being beautiful or handsome doesn't guarantee you anything, it just makes life a bit more easy, but people fail on easy difficulty all the time.

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u/NoodlesKaboodles 7h ago

luck and or nepotism isn't "do the work" that you want to believe it is

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u/dethbymagix51 2h ago

I only hate her for her politics. I don't think she's a good actress, but neither am I. If she's MAGA, she can fuck the hell off.

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u/fuckmahleif 7h ago

she’s got a couple of great points alright

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u/flabeachbum 5h ago

I’m not questioning any single person’s intelligence, but you literally don’t need any at all to leverage your looks. You don’t even need a high school education. With a good agent, you don’t even need your own marketing skills. Luck and work ethic goes a long way though

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u/BiggieBigs34 5h ago

Lmao, one of the worst side effects of capitalism is making some people believe that being able to make money is a representation of intelligence. It’s not, there’s a lot of stupid people who have money, power, and fame.

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u/MrAngrySadHappyFace 5h ago

The man in the the white house itself is a perfect example.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 7h ago

Melania isn't that smart. Her handlers might have been.

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u/zeelbeno 7h ago

She was her high schools Valedictorian lol.

She's smarter than most people commenting on this post.

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u/kootenaypow 7h ago

There were less than 20 students in her grad class. 🧠

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u/NebuchanderTheGreat 7h ago

Still likely to have an above average intelligence in that case.

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u/zeelbeno 7h ago

And yet... still smarter than most people commenting on this post.

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u/BobbyTables829 7h ago

Also she's in an interracial relationship which is an instant DQ

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u/that_dutch_dude 8h ago

she doesnt look like ivanka so thats a pass.

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u/Realistic_Mushroom72 7h ago

Nah, he don't have enough money for that, also she would be the most competent person in the White House, and he hates competent people.

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u/Steinrikur 7h ago

He notoriously doesn't like to hire people smarter than himself. Which explains a lot.

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u/DrapedInVelvet 8h ago

With the proper shirt I’d watch every press
Conference.

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u/Structureel 8h ago

Why would you need to wear a shirt to watch her?

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u/xDannyS_ 8h ago

To hide your boner

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u/SirStocksAlott 7h ago

It’s called a constituent member.

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u/dcute69 8h ago

I normally use a pillow

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u/Voidless-One 8h ago

I agree with you!

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u/Disastrous-War-9729 7h ago

This may be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

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u/Voidless-One 7h ago

Insight +1 enjoy! 😉

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u/HAc0reRD 7h ago

That one’s interesting, what is?

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u/EuenovAyabayya 7h ago

...muted.

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u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ 8h ago

Doesn't look like his daughter. Fake news!

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 8h ago

I want someone competent and qualified to do the job, but those are antithetical to this entire administration.

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u/tudorapo 7h ago

She will not be afraid of cameras and speaking in public. As I read on wikipedia, she's not dumb either. I don't know what other qualifications are necessary for being a press secretary. My only information source is West Wing.

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u/Haunted_Voyager 8h ago

I wanted Hulk Hogan to be the orange one’s press secretary before he passed. But hell, given how they got Mitch McConnell out there being wheeled around, being dead could still work.🤔🤔

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u/tooldieguy 6h ago

Name doesnt start with the letter K

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u/Silent_Entrance_7553 8h ago

Does not start with a K

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u/XKruXurKX 8h ago

Someone said Kydney Sweeney

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u/TheBestintheWest11 8h ago

I'm sure he's thought about it

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u/eating_RACOONS 7h ago

There are likely certain activities that goes on behind the scenes in order to acquire this job and i just dont see her being desperate enough for the position. 

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u/pkmnredorblue 7h ago

Ah, so that's how Sean Spicer got the job

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u/privatetudor 6h ago

And how mooch lost it

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u/No-Lobster-8012 8h ago

Honestly she would be an improvement. 

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u/kronsj 8h ago

That might be a problem. Trump would never want to look even more stupid than a blond women beside him

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 8h ago

No, She has clothes on.

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u/grewishkaisrorshack 8h ago edited 8h ago

Not young enough for Trump.

Edit: I just realised this looked like I was calling him a pedo (which he is) but it was more a statement along the line of him wanting to have sexual relations with his own daughter.

That's why all these women just happen to look similar to her.

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u/Sad-Stomach6898 8h ago

White House ❌ White Lotus ✅

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u/ElectrSheep 6h ago

Yeah, except what they're really planning for is White America.

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u/NY10 8h ago

I really think SS should be the next press secretary then American will be great again cause every question she just gotta flash her tits lol

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 8h ago

It would be like that Family Guy episode where Lois just answers every question with 9/11 except with tits.

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u/Finally_Onest 8h ago

If Sweeney's tits can prevent WW3 I'm all for it

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u/Sharkwatcher314 8h ago

They’re good but that good …I dunno

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u/Equivalent_Nature_67 7h ago

You guys would love that, I don’t see constant Sweeney discourse anywhere else but here.

And half of it is strawmanning like regular women in the real world are the ones who are constantly talking about her

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u/SmoothAsSilk_23 8h ago

At this rate, only if her name is Kydney Sweeney.

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u/Hardyyz 7h ago

she is so fine

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 8h ago

Make America Goon Again

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u/Tokogogoloshe 7h ago

I really don't get the Internet kiddies obsession with her. What she do to you?

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u/Wide-Gur8964 7h ago

She gives me a boner sometimes

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u/Equivalent_Nature_67 7h ago edited 6h ago

Culture war item. Chuds gravitate towards her because she’s hot and think her existence is hilariously pissing off blue haired chubby liberals 

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u/CockyBellend 7h ago

I mean she is missing those people off by basically just existing as a below average acting talent

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u/king-kongus 6h ago

At least she can read.

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u/irishemperor 8h ago

Communicates in morse code by slapping her puppies together.

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u/DMS1970 8h ago

He does have a type!

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u/SkabbPirate 8h ago

She doesn't have mar-a-lago face, so they'd never want her.

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u/web-coder 7h ago

Dude would win the mid terms no question 

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u/simaus 7h ago

Oh pleeeease yes. I’d actually watch them

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u/Iateapencil 7h ago

She is capable of memorizing lines and therefore overqualified.

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u/Roaming_Millenial 6h ago

Whats with the hate boner towards her? I thought women were supposed to support another woman's choice to show off her body?

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u/RedSix2447 4h ago

With the way she points. Is she in the WNBA?

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u/Born_2_Simp 8h ago

Missed opportunity to use the basketball girl..

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u/BreakfastHistorian 7h ago

She’s too busy making money with those student loan repayment scam people.

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u/Initial_Kitchen_9856 8h ago

I’d be watching every press conference she did

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u/SalesManajerk 7h ago

I said no questions about wars, or politics,

Just sports 💅

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u/chris--p 7h ago

Nah cos she's actually pretty. Trump seems to employ those blonde women who look they should be pretty but somehow just aren't lol. You know the type.

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u/Senior-Gas-970 8h ago

Not stupid enough unfortunately.

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u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ 8h ago

Doesn't look like his daughter enough unfortunately

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u/cartken 8h ago

She ain't gotta say shiiii

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u/butwhywedothis 8h ago

But her name doesn’t start with K.

Maybe Trump will rename it to Kydney

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u/DarthSagacious 8h ago

I heard she passed the bar exam in Genovia.

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u/ScrambledEggs89 7h ago

Works for me 🤷‍♂️

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u/Mega_Trix 6h ago

Job doesn't pay enough

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u/CriscoCisco671 6h ago

This is who I got coming up to bat next.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwsgm8Bl4KqtfCo

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u/Southern_One7163 3h ago

still would

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u/Jessieoxen 1h ago

I ain’t even mad at it

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u/CoCo3Papa 8h ago

I'd never miss a press release, for the information.

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u/Gatoray_ 8h ago

We went from a generation of eminim telling us we are absolute shit, to....trying to pick out Sydney Sweeney and her fantastic tits

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u/Automatic_Record6200 8h ago

Tits are too big and eyes are too droopy. He likes them built like his kiddo.

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u/ozzman86_i-i_ 7h ago

This please. Nothing better than to see blue hair whales rage and give us great video compilations

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u/Ok-Development5523 8h ago

MAGA = Mindless Authoritarians Gutting America!!!

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 6h ago

At this point I would love Sydney Sweeney to be the next press secretary because it would really upset Reddit.

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u/Danger_Zone06 6h ago

At this point, I want conservatives to have a thought other than "will this hurt people I've been told to hate?"

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u/lando-bailando 6h ago

Fakenews

 Too many clothes 

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u/Several_Hour_347 5h ago

Who would it upset? People would just make fun of her like the last one

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u/merk_merkin 8h ago

Maybe Kydney Sweeney.... to keep it konsistant

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u/nomamesgueyz 8h ago

Do it

Rack news

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u/OscarDelta333 8h ago

She'll be wearing a tank top and a thong.

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u/tallicafu1 8h ago

Politicssssssssssssss

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u/Gatoray_ 8h ago

Just because she's hot and has great tits.....doesn't mean she couldn't, granted she has the superpower for distraction.

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u/buckfordfitchenstein 8h ago

Kidney Kweeney

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u/Gatoray_ 8h ago

Sydney would absolutely kill as a press sec

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u/MothaFungus 8h ago

I think that woman is an actress so she can probably get a few full sentences out maybe even answer a question

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 8h ago

Can we just make it naked news already?

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u/bearsheperd 8h ago

Nah, name doesn’t start with a K.

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u/AusCan531 8h ago

Her name doesn't start with a K

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u/Neat-Aardvark3762 7h ago

It’ll probably be one of the Paul brothers

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u/Gatoray_ 7h ago

Go have a t ankie meeting

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u/JackOscarEastman 7h ago

Not until she has the mandatory facial plastic surgery.

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u/RilohKeen 7h ago

I mean, honestly, an actress is probably a better choice for the job than a vapid sycophant like Zacharia. At least she would be good at talking in front of a crowd and pretending she knows what she’s talking about and staying cool under pressure.

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u/Express_Test6677 7h ago

First name doesn’t start with a “K” unless she changes to Kidney Sweeney

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u/ShowmasterQMTHH 7h ago

What's your qualifications ms Sweeney

Wiggles

Thanks, welcome to the press room ms secretary.

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u/Gullible-Working-456 7h ago

I mean, she has a handful of years to milk this (no pun intended), so she’s going to lean in.

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u/SandyCarbon 7h ago

Would. Next question… wait, did u ask?

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u/ClarkSebat 7h ago

At least, she should be able to learn her lines.

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u/Lennyleonard_ 7h ago

I fully endorse this appointment

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u/WilsonWaits2 6h ago

Would genuinely not be surprised to see it

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u/Nice_Usual_9305 6h ago

I thought it was Shakira.

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u/NegativeSemicolon 6h ago

Tits and circuses

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u/Djinn__666 4h ago

I vote Bonnie Blue for press secretary 🗳️

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u/wade_wilson44 3h ago

At least we know she can read the lines

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u/Jamespm76 3h ago

She would still be the smartest one on his administration

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u/rcbz1994 1h ago

The amount of misogyny in these comments lol wild

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u/Safe-Ad-8921 8h ago

I dont get the deal with this woman. Shes an attractive shelf that apparently is right wing? Theres been how many of these over the last 10 years that were better?

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u/TP8887 7h ago

She is like you said, but Reddit can’t stop complaining about her so she is more famous that she should be

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u/BobSacamano47 8h ago

I don't think she is right wing, I think reddit wants her to be right wing, really bad. And I'm not sure why.

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u/2ndharrybhole 6h ago

If you call her right wing, it makes it easier to hate her… it’s really that simple

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u/usernamesarehard1979 6h ago

We need an enemy. If one isn’t around, we create one.

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u/EngineZeronine 7h ago

Apparently if you are not vocally supporting the far left you are automatically put in the right winger camp. What a clown culture we live in

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u/OliverKlozoff23 5h ago

Eh. It’s just Reddit.

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u/sharkbaitlol 5h ago

Classic 80/20 rule in swing - majority of people are centrists or close to. As it should be. Political parties will never line up with people’s beliefs 100%

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u/IEC21 7h ago

She isnt right wing. She's just some girl with big boobs.

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u/privatetudor 6h ago

Oh and I suppose you're not?

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 7h ago

>shelf

...."Give up the halfling, shelf!"

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 6h ago

She’s racked up

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u/EventBulky6841 6h ago

Why would she be right-wing? What's up with just throwing labels on people based on who likes them?

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u/MeowMixPK 6h ago

The Sweeney family is very vocally right wing and Trump supporters. The internet's hate for her originally started when her family hosted a Trump-themed party a handful of years ago and she refused to apologize.

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u/SvenTropics 6h ago

She's literally never voiced a political opinion anywhere. Sweeney has publicly stated that she considers herself a non-political person focused on her work in the arts. In other words, the rest of the internet trying to drag her into this political crap are all being a bunch of incel jackasses that can't possibly comprehend someone just living their life and staying out of it. "How dare you not pick a side and dump all your social capital into that".

Now, she is technically a registered republican, but that doesn't really mean anything. It's actually normal for up to 10% of registered republicans to vote for the democratic candidate, and a lot of people just stick with the politics of their parents. Her parents are known MAGA supporters, but that doesn't mean she is. Hell my mom is a hardcore MAGA supporter, and I think Trump is a complete dumpster fire. In fact, Sydney avoids politics entirely probably because she's too busy working and enjoying her life. I don't agree with dragging people into politics when they seem to want nothing to do with it.

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u/SolutionConfident692 3h ago

Gonna be real the fact she "doesn't really care about politics" is partly why they love her because that's pro status quo and makes her malleable to them as a blank slate to sexualize

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u/ImperialSupplies 8h ago

She was in fully nude advertisment(but covered up by various means) and there was some outrage about the advertisement from Karens. Were the Karen's leftist? Idk.

I try to ignore the weekly " be mad about this"

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u/Anubis17_76 7h ago

Its the right pretending that people are outraged about her so they can be victims

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u/ArmNo7463 6h ago

Like who in Hollywood lol?

The last 10 years has been a drought man. 😂

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u/lkodl 3h ago

"Better" is subjective.

"Current" is a more apt term.

There's always one. She's the current one.

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