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u/Justinian555 8h ago
Zacharia couldn't even last a week
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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 7h ago
I passed the bar twice today. Both on the way to and back from the pharmacy.
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u/Formal-Revolution-74 8h ago
Nah she's not that stupid
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u/Lunch_B0x 6h ago
The real problem is that she has wayyy too much of her original face.
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u/FIFofNovember 58m ago
And to all the Hollywood and Florida plastic surgeons, don’t you even fucking dare, don’t you even think about it
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u/BuildAnything4 8h ago
she's stupid enough, she just doesn't need it. Trump press secretaries are usually desperate and starving to be infront of a camera.
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u/SchwizzySchwas94 8h ago
What about the girl that leveraged her looks into millions of dollars is stupid to you?
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u/Sensitive_nob 7h ago
The way people talk about Sidney reminds me a lot of early 2000s Paris Hilton. Also called a "dumb blonde barbie" and she took advantage of her image.
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u/BuildAnything4 8h ago
There's plenty of girls that have leveraged their looks into millions that aren't smart. You just think this one is because you like her politics.
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u/TheDigimonFan 8h ago
There's also plenty of 9s and 10s walking around who work as cashiers because they aren't smart enough or willing to do the work to leverage their looks to make more money.
Walk around any major city, you'll see people more attractive than most celebrities. Being beautiful or handsome doesn't guarantee you anything, it just makes life a bit more easy, but people fail on easy difficulty all the time.
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u/NoodlesKaboodles 7h ago
luck and or nepotism isn't "do the work" that you want to believe it is
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u/dethbymagix51 2h ago
I only hate her for her politics. I don't think she's a good actress, but neither am I. If she's MAGA, she can fuck the hell off.
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u/flabeachbum 5h ago
I’m not questioning any single person’s intelligence, but you literally don’t need any at all to leverage your looks. You don’t even need a high school education. With a good agent, you don’t even need your own marketing skills. Luck and work ethic goes a long way though
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u/BiggieBigs34 5h ago
Lmao, one of the worst side effects of capitalism is making some people believe that being able to make money is a representation of intelligence. It’s not, there’s a lot of stupid people who have money, power, and fame.
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u/MrAngrySadHappyFace 5h ago
The man in the the white house itself is a perfect example.
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u/zeelbeno 7h ago
She was her high schools Valedictorian lol.
She's smarter than most people commenting on this post.
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u/kootenaypow 7h ago
There were less than 20 students in her grad class. 🧠
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u/zeelbeno 7h ago
And yet... still smarter than most people commenting on this post.
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u/Jealous-Attitude-174 8h ago
Trump would be jumping on his bed
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u/Realistic_Mushroom72 7h ago
Nah, he don't have enough money for that, also she would be the most competent person in the White House, and he hates competent people.
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u/Steinrikur 7h ago
He notoriously doesn't like to hire people smarter than himself. Which explains a lot.
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u/DrapedInVelvet 8h ago
With the proper shirt I’d watch every press
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u/Disastrous-War-9729 7h ago
This may be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 8h ago
I want someone competent and qualified to do the job, but those are antithetical to this entire administration.
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u/tudorapo 7h ago
She will not be afraid of cameras and speaking in public. As I read on wikipedia, she's not dumb either. I don't know what other qualifications are necessary for being a press secretary. My only information source is West Wing.
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u/Haunted_Voyager 8h ago
I wanted Hulk Hogan to be the orange one’s press secretary before he passed. But hell, given how they got Mitch McConnell out there being wheeled around, being dead could still work.🤔🤔
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u/Slight_Hold_9251 8h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/HZM7OAm9E0xIAbV2cH
Sophie would like a shot.
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u/eating_RACOONS 7h ago
There are likely certain activities that goes on behind the scenes in order to acquire this job and i just dont see her being desperate enough for the position.
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u/grewishkaisrorshack 8h ago edited 8h ago
Not young enough for Trump.
Edit: I just realised this looked like I was calling him a pedo (which he is) but it was more a statement along the line of him wanting to have sexual relations with his own daughter.
That's why all these women just happen to look similar to her.
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u/NY10 8h ago
I really think SS should be the next press secretary then American will be great again cause every question she just gotta flash her tits lol
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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 8h ago
It would be like that Family Guy episode where Lois just answers every question with 9/11 except with tits.
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u/Equivalent_Nature_67 7h ago
You guys would love that, I don’t see constant Sweeney discourse anywhere else but here.
And half of it is strawmanning like regular women in the real world are the ones who are constantly talking about her
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u/Tokogogoloshe 7h ago
I really don't get the Internet kiddies obsession with her. What she do to you?
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u/Equivalent_Nature_67 7h ago edited 6h ago
Culture war item. Chuds gravitate towards her because she’s hot and think her existence is hilariously pissing off blue haired chubby liberals
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u/CockyBellend 7h ago
I mean she is missing those people off by basically just existing as a below average acting talent
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u/Roaming_Millenial 6h ago
Whats with the hate boner towards her? I thought women were supposed to support another woman's choice to show off her body?
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u/Born_2_Simp 8h ago
Missed opportunity to use the basketball girl..
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u/BreakfastHistorian 7h ago
She’s too busy making money with those student loan repayment scam people.
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u/chris--p 7h ago
Nah cos she's actually pretty. Trump seems to employ those blonde women who look they should be pretty but somehow just aren't lol. You know the type.
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u/butwhywedothis 8h ago
But her name doesn’t start with K.
Maybe Trump will rename it to Kydney
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u/Gatoray_ 8h ago
We went from a generation of eminim telling us we are absolute shit, to....trying to pick out Sydney Sweeney and her fantastic tits
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u/Automatic_Record6200 8h ago
Tits are too big and eyes are too droopy. He likes them built like his kiddo.
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u/ozzman86_i-i_ 7h ago
This please. Nothing better than to see blue hair whales rage and give us great video compilations
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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 6h ago
At this point I would love Sydney Sweeney to be the next press secretary because it would really upset Reddit.
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u/Danger_Zone06 6h ago
At this point, I want conservatives to have a thought other than "will this hurt people I've been told to hate?"
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u/Gatoray_ 8h ago
Just because she's hot and has great tits.....doesn't mean she couldn't, granted she has the superpower for distraction.
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u/MothaFungus 8h ago
I think that woman is an actress so she can probably get a few full sentences out maybe even answer a question
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u/RilohKeen 7h ago
I mean, honestly, an actress is probably a better choice for the job than a vapid sycophant like Zacharia. At least she would be good at talking in front of a crowd and pretending she knows what she’s talking about and staying cool under pressure.
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u/ShowmasterQMTHH 7h ago
What's your qualifications ms Sweeney
Wiggles
Thanks, welcome to the press room ms secretary.
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u/Gullible-Working-456 7h ago
I mean, she has a handful of years to milk this (no pun intended), so she’s going to lean in.
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u/Safe-Ad-8921 8h ago
I dont get the deal with this woman. Shes an attractive shelf that apparently is right wing? Theres been how many of these over the last 10 years that were better?
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u/BobSacamano47 8h ago
I don't think she is right wing, I think reddit wants her to be right wing, really bad. And I'm not sure why.
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u/2ndharrybhole 6h ago
If you call her right wing, it makes it easier to hate her… it’s really that simple
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u/EngineZeronine 7h ago
Apparently if you are not vocally supporting the far left you are automatically put in the right winger camp. What a clown culture we live in
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u/sharkbaitlol 5h ago
Classic 80/20 rule in swing - majority of people are centrists or close to. As it should be. Political parties will never line up with people’s beliefs 100%
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u/EventBulky6841 6h ago
Why would she be right-wing? What's up with just throwing labels on people based on who likes them?
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u/MeowMixPK 6h ago
The Sweeney family is very vocally right wing and Trump supporters. The internet's hate for her originally started when her family hosted a Trump-themed party a handful of years ago and she refused to apologize.
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u/SvenTropics 6h ago
She's literally never voiced a political opinion anywhere. Sweeney has publicly stated that she considers herself a non-political person focused on her work in the arts. In other words, the rest of the internet trying to drag her into this political crap are all being a bunch of incel jackasses that can't possibly comprehend someone just living their life and staying out of it. "How dare you not pick a side and dump all your social capital into that".
Now, she is technically a registered republican, but that doesn't really mean anything. It's actually normal for up to 10% of registered republicans to vote for the democratic candidate, and a lot of people just stick with the politics of their parents. Her parents are known MAGA supporters, but that doesn't mean she is. Hell my mom is a hardcore MAGA supporter, and I think Trump is a complete dumpster fire. In fact, Sydney avoids politics entirely probably because she's too busy working and enjoying her life. I don't agree with dragging people into politics when they seem to want nothing to do with it.
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u/SolutionConfident692 3h ago
Gonna be real the fact she "doesn't really care about politics" is partly why they love her because that's pro status quo and makes her malleable to them as a blank slate to sexualize
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u/ImperialSupplies 8h ago
She was in fully nude advertisment(but covered up by various means) and there was some outrage about the advertisement from Karens. Were the Karen's leftist? Idk.
I try to ignore the weekly " be mad about this"
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u/Anubis17_76 7h ago
Its the right pretending that people are outraged about her so they can be victims
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