r/WouldYouRather • u/AstrayInTranslation • 8h ago
Fun WYR tank a direct kick in the chest wearing medieval plate armor from a horse, zebra, or giraffe?
Genie appears in front of you and says he wants to test out how well medieval plate armor protects against animal kicks. You will be custom fit inside medieval plate armor. He offers you money for the following choices. In each case, the animal will be in a terrified state and performing one kick as if its life depended on it. He cannot guarantee your safety or health. Only the money. Which would you rather?
$100,000 for direct kick in chest from farm horse.
$250,000 for direct kick in the chest from wild Zebra.
$5,000,000 for direct kick in chest from wild Giraffe.