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u/mariahmce 29d ago

I got flagged for a random TSA pat down once and the agent asked me if I had any metal in my body. I replied “I have an IUD”. The agent freaks out and starts flagging other agents over. She musters all her calm and says “Please repeat that you have an IED on you” to which I had to say “no, an IUD, a copper intrauterine device, for birth control”. She didn’t know what an IUD was and I had to explain it to her. I bet she’ll remember now!

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u/UlnaWannaBeWithYou 29d ago

Ok something about casually telling a TSA agent “I have an IED” made me laugh out loud 🤣

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u/amyel26 29d ago

That happened to me too. But my TSA agent just said "You said WHAT?" And when I said IUD verrry slowly he calmed down and was like oooooh okay that's not a problem then.

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u/snowfloeckchen 29d ago

Is ied common for Improvised explosive device in the English language?

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u/The_Pastmaster 29d ago

Yep. It was on the news every time the Taliban blew up a military convoy in Iraq (and Afghanistan?) during the Iraq War..

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u/AdHocHillbilly 29d ago

And if it wasn't part of public consciousness then, the Boston Marathon bombing definitely made people more aware of it.

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u/robisodd 29d ago

And 6 years before that the Boston Mooninite LED, err, IED panic. Like, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_panic

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u/HilariousMax 29d ago

The one where Reddit triumphantly declared Sunil Tripathi as the terrorist and the poor boy went missing and was eventually found dead in the river by suicide?

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u/SunkEmuFlock 29d ago

Tripathi was already missing and dead for a month when the bombing happened.

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u/TheLegendaryLarkas 29d ago

You word it like Reddit caused his death. He was already missing and they found that he had died from suicide.

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u/Captian_Bones 29d ago

Damn that’s got to be one of the worst ways to commit suicide.

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u/Rynneer 28d ago

wasn’t that the origin of “we did it, reddit”?

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u/iAmUnintelligible 28d ago

yep, it was! can't believe it was so long ago

time keeps on slipping, slipping..

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u/dream-smasher 29d ago

Why do you still come to Reddit then?

Doe it make your sense of moral superiority tingle, just hoping that you can squeeze that factoid into a comment?

Even tho you are totally wrong, and completely mischaracterise what happened?

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u/dad_ahead 28d ago

And yet you still participate in society... curious 🤔

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u/dream-smasher 28d ago

Felt good with that?

You comfortable equating Reddit with sOcIeTy?

You do realise you can just...... not go to Reddit, don't you? Can't really opt out of society.

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u/dad_ahead 28d ago

I'm not old mate, I'm just taking the piss 🤙

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u/dream-smasher 28d ago

You're not "old, mate" or you're not "old mate"?

Cos different meanings, but none really relevant to what I was saying.

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u/Snlckers 29d ago

You're so wrong it's hilarious

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u/Formal-Lunch6559 27d ago

I heard of the unabomber before that

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u/bantha121 29d ago

The Taliban wasn't in Iraq, they were in Afghanistan

Iraq was insurgents

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u/gopher1409 29d ago

Iraqi Freedom was against Saddam for the WMDs that weren’t real.

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u/bantha121 29d ago

It was certainly against Saddam, but the IEDs were largely the insurgency

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u/gopher1409 29d ago

Yeah sorry, I was agreeing that it wasn’t the Taliban.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Oh no they were, just that they were chemical, and we gave them to him to fight Iran in the 90's.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 29d ago

The most certainly did find WMDs in Iraq.

Of course, all of them were stamped "Made in America" and had Reagan's name on the paperwork.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Bush Sr's name, not Regan's.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 28d ago

That's what I get for going off memory. I thought the WMDs predated Desert Shield by enough it had to be Reagan for the WMDs sold to put down the Kurds.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Ah it's fine, old age gets us in subtle ways.

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u/atridir 28d ago

If only they went with bringing him to justice for bombing a city of ~50k of his own civilians with chemical weapons in the ‘80s….it would have been difficult to argue against that justification for the war.

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u/Crashbrennan 29d ago

They were. Chemical weapons are WMDs. Bush just deliberately traded on the fact that everyone hears "WMDs" and assumes that means nukes.

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u/gopher1409 29d ago

The public knew it was mostly chemical weapons. But yes, they sold the invasion on dirty bombs and yellow-cake.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

That STILL doesn't invalidate his statement.

Chemical weapons ARE WMDs.

Just not the explodey, irradiate the land for ten thousand years kind.

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u/scrotumscab 29d ago

Nuh uh. Faux News said the towelEbans everywhir

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u/Throw_away_away55 29d ago

ISIS and ISIL in Iraq

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

They were in both.

ISIL grew out of the remains of Al-Qaeda that were In Iraq.

So basically a spiky caterpillar cocooning and coming out an explosive butterfly of hatred.

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u/phredphlintstones 29d ago

They were in Afghanistan. They're still there, be they were there, too

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u/The_Pastmaster 29d ago

Alright. It's been 15 years.

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u/Historical_Shop_3315 29d ago

So we shouldn't have to fight the propaganda disinformation anymore as the facts are as clear as they ever will be. Then clearly point out how bad the media is and that's it's even worse today.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

If you ever need to realize just how effective our American propaganda machine is.

The Russians copied us after WW2.

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u/The_Pastmaster 29d ago

WTF are you on about? I just acknowledged that it's been awhile and I don't remember the detail of the war any more.

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u/Historical_Shop_3315 28d ago

That's how the media operates. They want you to focus on the current controversy with many unknown and not how they have been lying to the American public for decades without consequence

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u/atridir 28d ago

Jihadist Islamists also works….

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

The Taliban (ISIL) are also insurgents.

An insurgent is anyone who rebels against authority or an authortative government, typically with acts of extreme violence.

Below is the definition as a noun.

A rebel or freedom fighter who takes part in armed resistance against their own country's government or authorities.

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u/abadstrategy 28d ago

It's also shorthand for a specific mental disorder, which was great, having to say "I have intermittent explosive disorder" in a post-9/11 appalachia

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u/The_Pastmaster 28d ago

I have heard of that before but forgot what it does... Bad temper?

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Oh it's way worse than a "bad temper".

Intermittent explosive disorder involves repeated, sudden bouts of impulsive, aggressive, violent behavior or angry verbal outbursts. The reactions are too extreme for the situation. Road rage, domestic abuse, throwing or breaking objects, or other temper tantrums may be symptoms of intermittent explosive disorder.

These explosive outbursts, which occur off and on, cause major distress. They can harm relationships and cause problems at work or school. They also can result in problems with the law.

Intermittent explosive disorder is a long-term condition that can go on for years. But the severity of outbursts may lessen with age. Treatment involves talk therapy and medicine to help you control your aggressive impulses.

Impulsive attacks and angry outbursts occur suddenly, with little or no warning. They usually last less than 30 minutes. These bouts may occur often or be separated by weeks or months. Verbal outbursts or less severe physical attacks may still occur in between these times. You may be irritable, impulsive, aggressive or angry most of the time.

Before an aggressive bout, you may feel:

  • Rage.
  • Irritability.
  • More tension and energy.
  • Racing thoughts.
  • Tingling.
  • Shaking.
  • Fast or pounding heartbeat.
  • Chest tightness.

The explosive verbal and behavioral outbursts are much too intense for the situation, with no thought about what might happen as a result. The outbursts can include:

  • Temper tantrums.
  • Long, angry speeches.
  • Heated arguments.
  • Shouting.
  • Slapping, shoving or pushing.
  • Physical fights.
  • Property damage.
  • Threatening or harming people or animals.

You may feel a sense of relief and tiredness after the outburst. Later, you may feel guilty, sorry for your actions or embarrassed.

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u/The_Pastmaster 28d ago

Mmm. Would suck to have that.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

I have a friend with it.

Rage runs in my family from my father's side.

It's not the same as IERD, It's more of a situational response.

My father had it (RIP) my older half brother, myself, younger half brother and younger half sister have some form of it.

I've only had the "Red Haze" three times in my life, twice during puberty and once about four years ago, in response to another grown man with no emotional regulation or logical sense, grabbing my son by the shirt and drawing his fist back.

Even then it wasn't a full red haze, my version tends to run closer to Cold Rage, more of a "detatch from emotional center" and do what needs to be done.

Mine developed differently all of my dad's kids were raised by their respective mothers (dad had a type, and none of them should have been mothers).

Mine was alcoholic, verbally and mentally abusive (the physical attempts started when I was 13, I was able to defend myself).

So I learned to detatch, can't manipulate me with emotions if I don't feel them, can't mentally gaslight me if I don't respond.

Took me years and therapy to get some humanity back, I still say I don't feel emotions as deep as most people.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

You are correct, but I've heard it more often called "Intermittent Explosive Rage Disorder" rather than the other form.

I suppose to distinguish that they person themselves is a ticking time bomb and does not have one strapped around their waist.

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u/shadow6654 29d ago

There is no “and”; the Taliban was not in Iraq.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Incorrect!

ISIL as a group started as al-Qaeda in Iraq (AQI) during the U.S.-led war in Iraq and later rebranded

Taking advantage of regional instability, the group seized major Iraqi cities, including Mosul and Tikrit, in June 2014.

They were Taliban, they rebranded.

Things can be BOTH.

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u/shadow6654 28d ago

iNcOrReCt!

Taliban are NOT Al-Qaeda. Jesus Christ, confidently incorrect over here.

The Taliban are a regional nationalist Islamic movement. The Al-Qaeda is a militant Islamic organization, aka Islamic terror group.

The Taliban sheltered Al-Qaeda as allies. They are not same same.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Al-Qaeda in Iraq, courtesy of the United Nations (With Dates!)

What's it like to not only be confidently incorrect but so utterly arrogantly WRONG.

US Troops Detain Suspected Al-Qaeda In Iraq (Their Actual FKING NAME) leader

Oh look here's MORE information they were not only affiliated but pledged allegiance to the main Al-Qaeda!

Oh BOHICA: Al-Qaeda founder Osama bin Laden pledged allegiance (bay'ah) to Taliban leader Mullah Omar in the 1990s. [1, 2] via Congress. Gov.

They. Are. One. And. The. Same.

Pleged allegiance to, operated with, helped forment fear and terror to keep the Taliban leaders in power.

I'd say you were splitting hairs, but the cat is hairless.

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u/The_Pastmaster 29d ago

It's been 15 years, I don't remember.

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u/shadow6654 29d ago

Google is free

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u/ToniDebuddicci 29d ago

To the point that video games will use IED instead of C4 or mines sometimes. Anyone who was related to the War on Terror and gaming knows what an IED is

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Oh yeah, swerve off the road when you see a trash bag randomly along a stretch of highway. Been there.

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u/xloaxspartan 29d ago

I would guess more people in the US know what means IED as a concept (or at least most people would know it in general as a bomb) than they know what the acronym actually stands for. Especially if they were non-military during the Iraq and Afghan wars.

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u/OrienasJura 29d ago

Something that I've come to learn from interacting with English speakers on the internet is that they LOVE their acronyms, at least when writing. The other day I saw someone abbreviating "femboy" as "fb", which was extremely confusing until I realized they weren't talking about Facebook.

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u/galstaph 29d ago

Especially TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms) and anything that can be pronounced as a word

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u/repocin 29d ago

Especially fun when you stumble into some subreddit that uses the same abbreviation as some other community but with a completely different meaning.

I can't think of any examples off the top of my head, but it can get rather confusing.

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u/Dennovin 28d ago

Didn't realize that was weird, but yeah we sure do

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u/BigMax 29d ago

Yes, and there is no other version of it that someone could mean that's at all common.

They got pretty well known during the various wars in the middle east, as the opposition to the US heavily used IEDs.

So every other day there was a headline like "Troops suffer another IED attack in Iraq" or whatever.

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u/Too_Gay_To_Drive 29d ago

I thought it was Internal Explosive Device lol.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Improvised, not Internal.

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u/Too_Gay_To_Drive 28d ago

It was a toilet humor joke. Think like Explosive diarreah or however you spell that word in English

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Yeah that one flew over my head, given that there was no mention of toilets beforehand.

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u/Too_Gay_To_Drive 28d ago

No problem. Jokes are the most fun when you don't expect them

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u/Catsasome9999 29d ago

Well I’m not sure about the entirety of the language
But at least in the U.S. we all know what it means

9/11 and the following continued involvement in the Middle East has undeniably changed this country’s culture and language

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Wars tend to do that.

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u/7HawksAnd 29d ago

It’s only one of the most 9/11-era terms, in a space that that exists the way it does today because of said 9/11

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u/ubiquitous-joe 29d ago

Yes, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq made the term quite familiar.

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u/Rynneer 28d ago

Very.

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u/No-Singer-7258 29d ago

Only in America.

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u/xloaxspartan 29d ago

Did the Brits and other English speakers involved use all 3 words when their news reported their troops getting blown up by them in Iraq and Afghanistan?

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u/jmr1190 29d ago

Well they certainly didn’t use the word ‘contraceptive coil’ which would have circumvented all of this.

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u/xloaxspartan 29d ago

Would be a weird thing to call an improvised explosive device

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Oh no the Brits do it too.

Where do you think WE got it from?

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 29d ago

Define common? Common in cop speech… absolutely. Common among the average person going on with their life… maybe…

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u/Stock_Duck4314 29d ago

Common terminology in the context of security checkpoint personnel trained specifically to prevent (among other things) bombs -- that is, IEDs -- from getting on to planes... uh, yes?

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u/Cardie1303 29d ago

US tends for some reason to be very heavy on the acronyms. Gets especially ridiculous if you have a sentence with mutliple acronyms, some of which are more annoying to pronounce than just the word.

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u/defaulticus 29d ago

Gets especially ridiculous if you have a sentence with mutliple acronyms

IDK TBH IRL YMMV. lol

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

That comes from T9 Texting, where you had to pay by the LETTER.

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u/Cardie1303 29d ago

See this is texting. Here i understand it. But then you have people talk like that. Honestly I feel sometimes I need to learn a third language for such people.

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u/defaulticus 29d ago

The acronyms are a remedy for the proliferation of jargon, I think. "Eye-ee-dee" is an easier word to remember than "improvised explosive device". "Deemvee" easier to remember than "department of motor vehicles", especially if your state actually calls it something else, etc.

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u/Cardie1303 29d ago

Amusingly from the perspective of a non native english speaker these acronyms are often even used by non native english speakers, especially kids/teenagers, as if they are their own language. My 14 year old cousin somehow manages to text in a way that is understandable to a US teenager despite his english being somewhere on seventh grade level.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

That's because the terms were proliferated in American television, "IDK My BFF Jill", and of course when it entered the broader lexicon, around the mid to late 90's, it quickly spread online.

And online is EVERYWHERE.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

It's also FASTER to transmit over comms.

Whole point of communications for the armed forces is, succicnct and clear. Get the message out, get it fast, get back in the fight.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Tell me about it, I've never been big on acronyms except the standard ones used in the military (Grew up a squid brat, went donkey myself).

Then I met my wife, and holy hell she abbreviates EVERYTHING.

I can remember the first time she confused me, she told me that my stepson and she were going to DGs. and I went "DGs?" and she goes "Yeah, Dollar General" and I went "Nobody calls it that, they just say Dollar General!".

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 29d ago

It's significantly more common than saying "improvised explosive device".

You won't find many adults who don't know what it means at least.

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 29d ago

You can know what something is/means without using in commonly. We both know what a submarine is, can’t speak for you, but, I’ve never been on one

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 29d ago

The question was if IED was a common way to say "Improvised explosive device" not if the average person has seen an improvised explosive device.

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 29d ago

Look, you got mad at a clarifying comment. There are so many acronyms rn that no, the average person’s mind might not automatically go to a bomb anymore. That’s all i was saying, and clarifying with the submarine. If it doesn’t effect us personally we’re much more likely to not automatically place the two as the same thing if it comes up

Hence why the TSA Agent probably didn’t identify an IUD as a medical device, even though they should have been able to. That’s two separate people influenced by vernacular in their environment

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 29d ago

I'm not mad and I don't know why you think I am.

I wrote one, completely impersonal sentence in follow up to yours.

I didn't even disagree with you.

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

They have commericals on television advising women to talk to their GYN to see if getting an IUD is right for them.

They PLAY on the TV's in the damned airport.

That agent was just ignoring it.

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u/Plorby 29d ago

What a weird comment

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u/cantadmittoposting 29d ago

everyone (at least in the US) of news-hearing age during the first 10 years of the "War on Terror" knows what an IED is. It was incredibly common both in actual reports and widely used in pop culture.

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u/mynewaccount5 29d ago

Look at the first letter of each word.

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u/h0neyslothhh 29d ago

I have an INDIGO UNIFORM DELTA

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u/lucidludic 29d ago

She has a Delta uniform—she’s going to hijack the plane!

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u/lacegem 29d ago

INDIGO

TIL British police use Indigo instead of India in the phonetic alphabet.

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u/TyranitarLover 29d ago

And this, kids, is why learning the NATO phonetic alphabet is recommended! It helps in so many situations!

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u/myetel 29d ago

An Intrauterine Explosive Device

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

Well that's one way to prevent children.

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u/Zalbaag_Beoulve 29d ago

I imagine the TSA agent pulling out his training manual and frantically flipping through pages until he finds the page he's looking for. On the left page, in giant letters, it says

IUD = 👍 ✔️

and on the right page it says

IED = 💥 🙁

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u/rdmodsrtrsh 29d ago

Do they really think someone’s realistically going to just tell them, oh hey by the way i got an ied on me, trying to not make a big deal of it though, as nonchalantly as you would tell someone you have a coffee

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u/Xerorei 28d ago

You would be surprised.

Remember the start of the vine and youtube pranksters?

Remember some of them had some VERY stupid ideas.

Like telling a officer he had coke in his trunk.

He was let go, but only after a drug dog showed up, and he was handcuffed at gunpoint.

Him yelling "IT'S A PRANK!" meant nothing.

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u/That_Shrub 29d ago

I am glad mine never got flagged on the detectors because sometimes I misspeak and call it an IED

Sure felt like one on the way in!

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u/P0l0Cap0ne 29d ago

One of three things:

-It was someone trying to prank with someone recording.

-It was real and thought maybe there was a hostage/terrorist situation going on

-possibly the worst thing to a TSA agent would be a red team test and they thought they might've failed.