r/comics • A Penny For Your Thoughts • 29d ago

OC Airport Security (OC)

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u/mariahmce 29d ago

I got flagged for a random TSA pat down once and the agent asked me if I had any metal in my body. I replied “I have an IUD”. The agent freaks out and starts flagging other agents over. She musters all her calm and says “Please repeat that you have an IED on you” to which I had to say “no, an IUD, a copper intrauterine device, for birth control”. She didn’t know what an IUD was and I had to explain it to her. I bet she’ll remember now!

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u/UlnaWannaBeWithYou 29d ago

Ok something about casually telling a TSA agent “I have an IED” made me laugh out loud 🤣

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u/amyel26 29d ago

That happened to me too. But my TSA agent just said "You said WHAT?" And when I said IUD verrry slowly he calmed down and was like oooooh okay that's not a problem then.

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u/Zalbaag_Beoulve 29d ago

I imagine the TSA agent pulling out his training manual and frantically flipping through pages until he finds the page he's looking for. On the left page, in giant letters, it says

IUD = 👍 ✔️

and on the right page it says

IED = 💥 🙁