r/composting • u/FreakyGlock • Jun 06 '26

Humor Ants Declared War

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So I climbed on top of my pile to shovel a hole in the center and I felt a sting on my ankle. They were all over my pants and all the way up to my thighs. Jumped off the pile, frantically started stripping my pants, socks and shoes off.

Now it is war. Hopefully the neighbors didn’t see much. 😂

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Jun 06 '26

In canada when it comes to a agreesive enemy we break out the good ol Geneva checklist!

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u/Para_The_Normal Jun 07 '26

“Time to see what we can add to the list of war crimes, eh?”

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Jun 07 '26

Not a war crime if its the first time!