r/composting • • Jun 07 '26

Humor composting Harry Potter books to give away with free native plants at a Pride event

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5.7k Upvotes

happy to have finally found a secondary use for these. any tips for accelerating the process of breaking down paper?

r/composting • • Sep 06 '26

Humor Can I compost these?

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616 Upvotes

Courtesy of local squirrel. Tree of heaven nuts I believe. 17 gal tub

r/composting • • Apr 19 '25

Humor Do you guys have a faster way to shred your leaves?

2.2k Upvotes

r/composting • • Jun 02 '26

Humor Sifting a wheelbarrow of compost every day until this Reddit says it’s perfect

1.0k Upvotes

I’ve done everything this here Reddit told me. I bought wood chipper, I’ve bought paper shredder, I mixed my browns and greens, I’ve turned it, I didn’t turn it, I’ve even peed on it. Now I need bunch of random weirdos to rate biggest project of my life!

r/composting • • Jun 13 '26

Humor Compost Became Sentient. What Do I Do?

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940 Upvotes

Please help. My compost is now talking to me and sings songs to the rodents outside. Keeps telling me I "can't do any of that without a hat". I don't feel comfortable peeing on it anymore. What do I do???

r/composting • • 11d ago

Humor Unlisted benefits of composting: Sometimes you find a spoon from Starbucks in the coffee grounds they gave you

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967 Upvotes

r/composting • • Apr 04 '25

Humor Will peeing on this help?

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953 Upvotes

Went outside this afternoon to find these bees had swarmed and set up shop in one of my tumblers.

I’m gonna leave the lid off all night and hope they fuck off. If not I guess I need to call a bee removal expert.

Bummer.

I want to encourage pollinators but… NOT LIKE THIS!

r/composting • • Apr 04 '26

Humor Anonymous neighbor and her children are using my compost bin without permission Spoiler

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707 Upvotes

Found a surprise when I went out to turn my compost today. Apparently my neighbors have started contributing eggshells directly into the compost bin, which is very polite and helpful!

r/composting • • May 06 '26

Humor At what point is it considered hoarding... Asking for a friend

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390 Upvotes

8, 27 gal totes of shredded cardboard

r/composting • • May 09 '26

Humor Is this too wet?

245 Upvotes

r/composting • • Aug 14 '26

Humor Compost design I'm definitely using when in the garden (or teaching gardening!)

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444 Upvotes

Made for a tshirt for my husband, but thinking I need one as well, or at least a sticker to live on the water bottle I use at work! I may have even hid the box with his composting presents inside the compost bin for him to discover....

r/composting • • Oct 20 '24

Humor Composting is a gateway to wizardry

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2.4k Upvotes

r/composting • • Feb 09 '25

Humor Anyone else's compost bins attract freeloaders? 🤣

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836 Upvotes

I found these guys hours apart. Garters too sometimes. They get replaced where I found them after I'm finished digging around- I just don't want to hurt them accidentally

r/composting • • Oct 21 '25

Humor Loitering Teen

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768 Upvotes

There’s a teenager lingering in my compost pile!!

r/composting • • Apr 20 '26

Humor Mutha. Fuggin. Chipdrop

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I love chipdrop and I wanted to hear others stories about their chipdrops

I started using it 5-6 years ago when I moved into my current home. Got wood chips all over the yard to smother weeds here and there, establish future beds, create a path, and make a stockpile for composting.

Best use by far tho was about 1 foot or so deep pile spread out over parking pad which I used for raised beds for veggies, cut flowers, and natives for seed/propagation. After 1 season of all that breaking down and shrinking some, the year 2 veggies and plants grew explosively! Hands down best season of anything I've grown in raised beds before, it was epic. Looooootta greens and cut material and stuff tho, so I had to figure out my composting setup

Tumblers to rescue while I figured my pile goals out, so having all the wood chips were perfect tumbler fuel. And then while the tumbler did its thing and dripped tumbler juice and shit, wood chips below soaked all that in and I barely noticed!

Fast forward to my pile setup now...made possible by wood chips! Recent 30-40 cubic yard delivery of chips was biggest I've gotten by far, thankfully driver dumped it outta the way at back of lawn/yard. With chips as the base, building a pile with cattlepanel until its about 5' tall, kitchen scraps and wood chips, occasional grass cuttings from lawn but mostly food scraps. I guess I'll turn it eventually once its completely full to the top?

Been kinda fun digging random holes around the yard, burying a full pail of kitchen scraps, then covering with wood chips. squirrels and birds and other critters have left them alone so far, and im probably jinxing myself now, but man its funny looking but older ones have kinda/sorta disappeared and leveled out? Wood chips!

The feeling of shoveling decomposed wood chips, which are basically black gold soil/compost/plant fuel, into raised beds and containers for upcoming spring plantings is so so awesome. Friggin making my own soil feels like magic...but its composting! with wood chips!

okay rant over, sorry, thank you, happy composting friends!

r/composting • • Aug 17 '26

Humor Anyone feeling the vibe?

210 Upvotes

r/composting • • Oct 09 '25

Humor Wife refuses to help add nitrogen to my pile

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379 Upvotes

I have been following the golden rule of composting but the m getting no where. Do I really just need to add my wife urine to the pile to really get it going?

r/composting • • Jun 06 '26

Humor Ants Declared War

314 Upvotes

So I climbed on top of my pile to shovel a hole in the center and I felt a sting on my ankle. They were all over my pants and all the way up to my thighs. Jumped off the pile, frantically started stripping my pants, socks and shoes off.

Now it is war. Hopefully the neighbors didn’t see much. 😂

r/composting • • Aug 10 '26

Humor Update: yall were right, it was a waste of money lmao

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83 Upvotes

[EDIT: Okay clearly it’s not a waste of money, since it works well for a lot of people. I ended up both not needing it, and not being able to use it until I can invest in a couple hours and some money to stabilize it better.]

The monsoon storm took it down on day 2 lol. Well, it wasn’t completely knocked over, but completely sagging to were it wouldn’t even stay upright long enough to shovel some leaves in. I think the heat made it even more flimsy, like it’s lowkey melting or something, and I don’t have anything I can use to stabilize it further.

I’m currently placing some bricks I have in my front yard instead to make a compost pile instead.

my previous post

r/composting • • Aug 09 '25

Humor I bought an organic cardboard shredder for my compost

943 Upvotes

Quite expensive, but totally worth it! Currently figuring out how I can get her to pee on it.

r/composting • • Aug 24 '26

Humor Would it be weird?

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117 Upvotes

Don't really get leaves in our yard. Would it be weird to come back and get the leaves off of this? Not my house or neighborhood lol. Serious consideration. Actual question but flaring as humor because I'm probably being weird.

r/composting • • Apr 23 '26

Humor This is growing in my compost

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272 Upvotes

I have no idea what this is. It's deeply rooted in there and I don't have the strength to pull it out. I have a "dalek" style compost so I'll need to lift it up and yank this out by the root. I dread the mess. UPDATE in the comments.

r/composting • • Jul 14 '25

Humor Is this dude good for my pile? Denver, water every day because its effing dry out here.

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351 Upvotes

r/composting • • Jan 31 '25

Humor Will 66 gallons of expired bloody mary mix ruin my compost?

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263 Upvotes

Asking for a friend

r/composting • • Jul 12 '26

Humor Spent $40 and 4 hours building and sifting for $30 worth of compost. Worth it.

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I think i spent $10 for the 3/8 fencing material and used scrap 2x4s and screws i had laying around but still a bit comical when i compare my time vs the cost of getting stuff from the nursery. 1 yard of "veggie mix" top soil is about $60-80 in my area