r/composting • u/FreakyGlock • Jun 06 '26

Humor Ants Declared War

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So I climbed on top of my pile to shovel a hole in the center and I felt a sting on my ankle. They were all over my pants and all the way up to my thighs. Jumped off the pile, frantically started stripping my pants, socks and shoes off.

Now it is war. Hopefully the neighbors didn’t see much. 😂

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u/florpynorpy Jun 06 '26

In the grim darkness of compost, there is only war.

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u/Alarmed_Guarantee140 Jun 06 '26

Hive Fleet Formic can only be defeated by the Death Guard of Nurgle.

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava Jun 07 '26

For absolutely no reason the Orks have shown up with a fleet

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u/justhereforthepunny Jun 07 '26

Looks like ants back on the menu, boys!