r/composting • u/Sawacakez • Jun 23 '26

Pisspost Pee Cupdate: My pile is active!! 🤩💖🎉

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Original post: What are we using for pee cups? 🥰💖✨️

I've been working on this pile for 3 weeks. I finally got a thermometer to check the progress and the pile was only around 70º F. Added more urine x2 days.

Look at her now! Taking name suggestions because I've grown attached.

p.s. to that one user who always bitches about pee posts, my pile is hotter than yours 🫵🤭💅✨️

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u/DerekTheComedian Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

If a GUY pees on his compost, he's "outdoorsy" and "just being a guy", but if a GIRL pisses on compost, she is "a vile, disgusting person who needs to get out of Lowe's before we call the cops".

Grats on your compost. May the microbes eat your piss and be forever grateful.

Edit: Guys I was making a fucking joke, quit being weird in the replies.

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u/SNsilver Jun 23 '26

Wait.. you’re supposed to only pee on compost at home? Not on the bags of compost at the store??

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u/Steel_Reserver Jun 23 '26

To be fair women get a-lot of other benefits most men don’t … seems like a fair trade lol

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u/Sawacakez Jun 23 '26

such as...?

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u/MiixAmp Jun 23 '26

To be able to complain ?

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u/Sawacakez Jun 23 '26

I wasn't aware men were incapable of complaining? what do you call all the whining they do then? get your sexist shit off my fun girlypop post.

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u/c-lem Jun 23 '26

Well said!

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u/Alarmed_Guarantee140 Jun 23 '26

Wrong sub for this

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u/potatomeeple Jun 23 '26

Shame every sub isnt the wrong sub for this.

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u/Steel_Reserver Jun 23 '26

Take a chill pill it wasn’t a jab

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u/Hoya-loo-ya Jun 23 '26

Yeah I hear that women routinely have it better than men in every way…. /s

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u/Alarmed_Guarantee140 Jun 23 '26

Ha! I remember you pissmug. Grats on the fermentation progress!

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u/Sheeple_person Jun 23 '26

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u/Sawacakez Jun 23 '26

unfortunately I do not have the required attachment for direct-to-pile deposits

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u/redditsuckspokey1 Jun 24 '26

Well I can sell it to you for 4 easy payments of 49.95!

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u/suredly_unassured Jun 23 '26

Women have to my friend lol

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u/addjab Jun 24 '26

I use a gallon jug.

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u/Far_Radish7752 Jun 24 '26

I use a 5-gallon bucket. Discretely shielded.

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u/KickingKangeroo Jun 23 '26

Not related to your post at all but, that first picture makes your tumbler look like it’s in your front yard, is that so?

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u/Sawacakez Jun 23 '26

I live in a townhouse development, its off the patio.

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u/Careless_Drag_6176 Jun 23 '26

Came here for the pee comments...not disappointed

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u/TiffanyBee Jun 24 '26

Congrats!! I’ve also thought about the appropriate pee cup for my tumbler but I haven’t been bold enough to do it. You’re inspiring me to though. 🤔Name suggestions for you:

  1. Hehe it’s peepee
  2. Compeepee
  3. 2 pees, 1 cup or 2 pee, 1 pile
  4. Hot Pee Summer
  5. Peepee Le Pew or Peepee No Pew
  6. Compissy
  7. Golden showers bring May flowers. 😂

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u/Circichore Jun 23 '26

"How hot your P"

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u/MadforPho Jun 23 '26

Nice. How big is your tumbler?

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u/GaminGardens Jun 24 '26

I can feel the sweet salt spray of pee post from here.

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u/fragile_cow Jun 26 '26

I didn't realize pee could make such a big impact! On another note.. do any of my medicated composters use their pee?? I'm on 3 different meds and I worry that my pee will ruin my compost :(

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u/Sawacakez Jun 27 '26

Yes and my compost is doing great. I haven't tried it on my plants yet though.

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u/Infosponge177 Jun 23 '26

Ive bitched about your guys incessant piss posts, but i promise you your pile isn’t hotter than mine

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u/Sawacakez Jun 23 '26

friendly reminder there is an option to filter out posts with this tag 💖🥰

nice pile btw she's toasty