This was during the summer when I worked at a state park toll booth. Saw him hanging around and gave him a small bite of my granola bar. He kept wandering around my booth fir 30 minutes until he almost got hit by a car lol. Every time I was in the booth he would show up

Wannabe Theodore (why would you aspire to be that greedy fuck) thinks he can roller skate. We know he would fall straight on his fatass in reality. I think he's got enough momentum.

And now they’re organizing this event for themselves. Disgusting.

look at his bewildered expression. he thought he could get away with this. just large and in charge.

The fifth circle of HELL is upon us

I post this as a PSA to always stay on guard when occupying squirrel-infested areas.

An acorn ally on my campus tried to sniff me to see if I was suitable for his lunch. I practiced great precaution by staying very still and thankfully he stomped away.

Unfortunately, I am no longer the same woman I once was before this encounter.

Almost mistook this fat fuck for a seal

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeZIY3WgCoK/?srtk=eTdsODgxdDA3Mncx. What vile rodent cafe is that?

Everywhere I go, I see them. I can't escape these depraved bastards. They do acrobatics on trees to try to convince me to throw them a Big Mac.