r/humor • • 9h ago

Economy made simple

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u/juicelordsword 6h ago

It’s because Putin has dirt on Trump and is blackmailing him. I wonder what it could be?

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u/SilverSpark422 5h ago

What’s left to blackmail him with? Everyone knows all his worst secrets by now and nothing happened.

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u/VTOLfreak 5h ago

There is no conspiracy behind this. Trump is just that dumb.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

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u/Specific-Court-8440 4h ago

Trump ist einfach strohdumm

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u/Own-Pollution-5898 6h ago

You idiots have been saying this dumb shit since 2015, no evidence, just made up conspiracy theories.

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u/Extra_Pay_4553 4h ago

No evidence? There is literally evidence right in your face that Trump is owned by Putin, Trump himself and his family are doing corrupt deals with Russia! Trump is doing Putins plan! Destroying allies , NATO, buying oil from them , removing sanctions etc etc.. crazy! Traitor!!!

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u/Own-Pollution-5898 3h ago

Lmao, my god, you are extremely delusional.

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u/Acceptable_Job_5486 4h ago

Whether it's dirt or useful idiot, Trump clearly has Putin in the highest admiration. dude literally gave him a red carpet welcome to the states, in contrast to Zelensky's welcoming. 

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u/Own-Pollution-5898 3h ago

And Newsome gave Xi the red carpet as well when he came to California, what's your point?

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u/CaucSaucer 4h ago

Explain OPs picture then, genius.

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u/HupHutHa 4h ago

it's photoshopped

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u/Own-Pollution-5898 4h ago

That picture doesn't indicate Trump is a Russian asset you brainlet. Does Obamas "I'll have more flexibility when I win the election" comment mean he's a Russian asset? Does selling off 20% of U.S. uranium production to Russia make Hillary and Obama Russian assets? Touch grass, echo chamber dweeb.

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u/CaucSaucer 4h ago

Funny how you didn’t explain it and instead started talking about democrat leadership. Very on brand for your cult.

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u/DragonWaffleZX 2h ago

You're right. Maybe the Epstein files can shed some light on the situation. That way we know what Putin could potentially use to blackmail him.

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u/dantes_b1tch 5h ago

You are probably right.

The facts are however far more simple - he's either scared of Putin or admires him.

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u/Vert_DaFerk 4h ago

Serious blackmail is the only thing that would ever make Trump bend the knee like a good dog, considering his extreme narcissism.

You do realize that if Putin does have blackmail material, it's only good as blackmail if the information isn't public yet, yes?

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u/Pristine-Carob-914 4h ago

Money? It’s quite clear that trump would sell his own dead mother corpse if it was capable of increasing his net worth

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u/Vert_DaFerk 4h ago

He would, but he's already been raking in mountains of cash via market manipulation. Even he knows there are far easier methods of being greedy than to openly barter with an enemy of the nation.

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u/Pristine-Carob-914 3h ago

Like openly committing insider trading?

Like starting a war without being provoked in any way?

Like having secreted documents hidden in his office for no apparent reason?

He knows he’s basically untouchable.

Even if he was found sending information to the KGB directly he would just pardon himself.

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u/Vert_DaFerk 3h ago

That's not a pardon that sticks under the law.

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u/Pristine-Carob-914 3h ago

Since when he cared about the law?

The guy who was impeached TWICE, has been inside the inner circle of a certain banker, and committed various other crimes other than the ones stated here and in the comments above.

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u/Vert_DaFerk 3h ago

The entire premise of a pardon is that you can't be prosecuted. Him having a disregard for the law and not understanding that a self pardon doesn't stick is just part of it. Just because he doesn't understand it doesn't mean that the army of lawyers ready to rip him a new one won't understand.

As soon as he isn't president, there's mountains of evidence across various categories to charge him with. Using the presidency to enrich himself, whatever the hell is in the Esptein files, etc.

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u/Pristine-Carob-914 3h ago

Well, let’s hope for the best.

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u/WillySpit 3h ago

Are you referring to the alleged 'big beautiful golden shower' videos? Or maybe Epstein was selling to the Russians on the side and there's worse. 

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u/Vert_DaFerk 3h ago

I have no idea about pee tapes. That seems like something that's probably made up, so I don't give it much weight in the grand scheme of things.

Judging by the whole Esptein thing, it'll definitely be much worse than pee tapes, should the blackmail thing be valid.

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u/WillySpit 1h ago

The Putin has vids of Trump been pissed on by Russian Hookers trope has been floating around before his first term.  And yeah, you can't help wonder just what's so bad it can be used to blackmai world leaders into doing things that cause their own nations harm. 

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u/Own-Pollution-5898 4h ago

So you're making baseless claims, all conspiracy, no substance? If buying some diesel is bending the knee to Putin, what would you consider the transfer of 20% of the U.S. uranium to Russia? I guess Hillary and Obama are either Russian assets, or Russia has blackmail on them, because uranium we owned going to Russia is worse than buying a little bit of diesel. Can't wait to see your insane mental gymnastics for this one.

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u/AlmanorDiscard 3h ago

If buying some diesel is bending the knee to Putin, what would you consider the transfer of 20% of the U.S. uranium to Russia?

I'd consider it something that never happened except in shitty MAGA Facebook memes.

It literally never happened.

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u/Vert_DaFerk 4h ago

Imagine thinking this has anything to do with party lines. Yeah, giving uranium to Russia is bad. Buying diesel from Russia while having a proxy war with them is also bad.

Whataboutisms are extremely pathetic. However, I suspect you're a bot or a human NPC. Take your pick, cupcake.

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u/Own-Pollution-5898 4h ago

But here's the thing, I never saw any outrage about the uranium deal, the left stayed silent on the matter, it's not whataboutism, it's pointing out the ridiculous double standard the left has when it comes to their side make highly suspect deals. Also, my whole point was to say, making the claim that Trump is a Russian asset is stupid, and if buying diesel makes him an asset, then Hillary and Obama are assets for selling off uranium. I get reading comprehension is hard when raging princess, it's ok to calm down for 5 minutes, and come back when you're more rational. So again, not whataboutism, calling out hypocritical oversight. 😘