r/memes • • 16h ago

Good luck, champ🫡

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u/boot2skull 13h ago

It’s cracking me up thinking of a vampire feeding on a random at the wrong time and getting high af

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u/TenebTheHarvester 11h ago

There’s a system for it in Vampire: the Masquerade, a TTRPG where you all play vampires. Generally the drugs in a victim’s system aren’t going to affect a vampire as much but it’s definitely going to fuck you up if you drink at the wrong time.

You can also build a character who’s addicted to drinking from high mortals and seeks out more and more intoxicated people to drink from.

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u/U_L_Uus 9h ago

Everybody gangsta until the bulky man with the booty shows up with his family completely smashed-up in DMT

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u/boot2skull 6h ago

I may be immortal, but that day I learned my ego isn’t.

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u/sleepytipi 6h ago

Wooks are my favorite.

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u/barrygateaux 9h ago edited 9h ago

it's literally the plot for an episode of "what we do in the shadows" about a group of vampires that share a house on Staten island.

Season 1 Episode 6 "Baron's Night Out". they take the oldest vampire out to a rave and end up feeding on clubbers and getting high off it. you'd enjoy it :)

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u/boot2skull 6h ago

I keep meaning to check it out! I’ve heard it’s good and I like that kind of humor.

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u/barrygateaux 6h ago

i liked the idea of mocumentary in a house of vampires from different eras of film arguing about stuff like washing up and generally bitching because they've been living together for centuries. plus the original film version is set in new zealand with a few comedians you'd probably know, so that's the best place to check it out and see if you like it.

the series is really enjoyable if you like the film. it's got different comedians playing the roles and it's set in america, but the idea is the same. i like matt berry in most things so it was a no brainer for me.

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u/spunkychickpea 4h ago

My wife and I just finished our second watch of it last night. It’s hysterical.

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u/SheilaCool 9h ago

DRUG BLOOD

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u/thatshygirl06 10h ago

Spike said he fed from a flower person and spent hours watching his hand move

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u/CubanLynx312 10h ago

Imagine being one of the vampires in Twilight trying to survive on the blood of Portlanders

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u/Im-The-Walrus 5h ago

Sounds fun. I would need a mellow, cozy spot after tho

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u/rojotortuga 12h ago

I think a real good story can be written around a super high class Vampire (who can only consume blood and blood based items) Gets high for the first time after coming upon a stoner and Needing blood consumes the blood of the stoner and gets absolutely shit faced. Does not turn the stoner but becomes friends because they dont want there supply going away.