r/memes • u/Amlyha • 19h ago

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u/boot2skull 16h ago

It’s cracking me up thinking of a vampire feeding on a random at the wrong time and getting high af

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u/TenebTheHarvester 14h ago

There’s a system for it in Vampire: the Masquerade, a TTRPG where you all play vampires. Generally the drugs in a victim’s system aren’t going to affect a vampire as much but it’s definitely going to fuck you up if you drink at the wrong time.

You can also build a character who’s addicted to drinking from high mortals and seeks out more and more intoxicated people to drink from.

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u/U_L_Uus 12h ago

Everybody gangsta until the bulky man with the booty shows up with his family completely smashed-up in DMT

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u/boot2skull 10h ago

I may be immortal, but that day I learned my ego isn’t.