r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bipolar-scorpio Come cuddle in my puddle • Jul 11 '26

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u/crestedgeckovivi Jul 11 '26

Maybe she was looking for her inner dom....and she found it. Lol.

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u/kdort69 Jul 11 '26

I guess. It’s just frustrating because I take consent and all that seriously. I don’t think I crossed any lines and I didn’t even specifically say anything graphic. Like I fully understand it’s not just an open floor to say whatever I want. I’m not making that argument. But I wasn’t even being crude or flirty haha. If anything she should be reported for having that in her profile.

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u/crestedgeckovivi Jul 11 '26

I was making light of it as well etc; but no, some people feel slighted or annoyed at the simplest of things 🤔. They literally do not understand jokes, puns etc. Or maybe she was just having one of those days...

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Once I was working as a cheese monger, and there was an anime convention in town. This girl came in with a full Coldplay outfit, she was dressed as little bo peep I guess, with a shepard's crook. I made a very mild joke "Oh, our sheep cheese is over here." Girl got livid and was like "fuck you asshole" and stormed out.

Like bruh, you're dressed in a wild costume during a regular day. How fragile is your ego?

Edit: Obviously I meant cosplay, but I'm leaving in the typo since it seems to amuse people

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u/R34LEGND Corn for some reason Jul 11 '26

I think your phone autocorrected Cosplay to Coldplay 😅

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u/Street_Run6482 Jul 11 '26

I just assumed coldplay was an anime

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u/GoldenSheppard Jul 11 '26

I assumed Coldplay had done a bit and she was cosplaying the bit.

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u/alles_en_niets Jul 11 '26

I’m sorry but that’s such a funny autocorrect!

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Yeah, lol, I guess I'll never make it as a wise man

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u/alles_en_niets Jul 11 '26

Wrong band?

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 11 '26

I said I'll never make it as a wise man!

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u/TheSleepiestUnicorn Jul 11 '26

Mmmaybe she thought you said “cheap cheese”, implying she wasn’t allowed to eat the nice stuff? That’s the only way her reaction makes any sense to me

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u/Think-Cheesecake-327 Jul 11 '26

Maybe she didn't get the joke and thought you were mocking her and calling her a sheep because she was following a crowd. A very sensitive reaction, but sometimes people misinterpret things!

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 11 '26

See, I could understand that if she wasn't literally holding a shepherd's crook. That's on her.

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u/Think-Cheesecake-327 Jul 11 '26

Oh, I agree! She probably kicked herself later when the penny dropped haha

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u/crestedgeckovivi Jul 11 '26

Lmao what a spring mistake!