r/mildlyinfuriating • Come cuddle in my puddle • Jul 11 '26

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u/kdort69 Jul 11 '26

I guess. It’s just frustrating because I take consent and all that seriously. I don’t think I crossed any lines and I didn’t even specifically say anything graphic. Like I fully understand it’s not just an open floor to say whatever I want. I’m not making that argument. But I wasn’t even being crude or flirty haha. If anything she should be reported for having that in her profile.

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u/crestedgeckovivi Jul 11 '26

I was making light of it as well etc; but no, some people feel slighted or annoyed at the simplest of things 🤔. They literally do not understand jokes, puns etc. Or maybe she was just having one of those days...

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Once I was working as a cheese monger, and there was an anime convention in town. This girl came in with a full Coldplay outfit, she was dressed as little bo peep I guess, with a shepard's crook. I made a very mild joke "Oh, our sheep cheese is over here." Girl got livid and was like "fuck you asshole" and stormed out.

Like bruh, you're dressed in a wild costume during a regular day. How fragile is your ego?

Edit: Obviously I meant cosplay, but I'm leaving in the typo since it seems to amuse people

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u/Think-Cheesecake-327 Jul 11 '26

Maybe she didn't get the joke and thought you were mocking her and calling her a sheep because she was following a crowd. A very sensitive reaction, but sometimes people misinterpret things!

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 11 '26

See, I could understand that if she wasn't literally holding a shepherd's crook. That's on her.

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u/Think-Cheesecake-327 Jul 11 '26

Oh, I agree! She probably kicked herself later when the penny dropped haha