r/mildlyinfuriating • Come cuddle in my puddle • Jul 11 '26

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u/kdort69 Jul 11 '26

I had a woman get pissed off at me making a very mild (nothing explicit at all in any shape or form) dom/sub joke when in her profile it said she was looking for her dom. Pretty sure she reported me too. It was something like I said “doesn’t being stubborn conflict with the sub” sort of comment as a joke and she tore me a new b hole.

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u/crestedgeckovivi Jul 11 '26

Maybe she was looking for her inner dom....and she found it. Lol.

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u/kdort69 Jul 11 '26

I guess. It’s just frustrating because I take consent and all that seriously. I don’t think I crossed any lines and I didn’t even specifically say anything graphic. Like I fully understand it’s not just an open floor to say whatever I want. I’m not making that argument. But I wasn’t even being crude or flirty haha. If anything she should be reported for having that in her profile.

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u/crestedgeckovivi Jul 11 '26

I was making light of it as well etc; but no, some people feel slighted or annoyed at the simplest of things 🤔. They literally do not understand jokes, puns etc. Or maybe she was just having one of those days...

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Once I was working as a cheese monger, and there was an anime convention in town. This girl came in with a full Coldplay outfit, she was dressed as little bo peep I guess, with a shepard's crook. I made a very mild joke "Oh, our sheep cheese is over here." Girl got livid and was like "fuck you asshole" and stormed out.

Like bruh, you're dressed in a wild costume during a regular day. How fragile is your ego?

Edit: Obviously I meant cosplay, but I'm leaving in the typo since it seems to amuse people

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u/R34LEGND Corn for some reason Jul 11 '26

I think your phone autocorrected Cosplay to Coldplay 😅

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u/Street_Run6482 Jul 11 '26

I just assumed coldplay was an anime

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u/GoldenSheppard Jul 11 '26

I assumed Coldplay had done a bit and she was cosplaying the bit.