r/mildyinteresting • u/RexxVFX • 1d ago

architecture spaces 🕌 The restaurant bathroom I’m in has a conference table in it for the cock rating council

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u/TCRandom 21h ago

That’s better than the truth: That they are storing extra dining tables and chairs in the bathroom.

Because that’s what’s happening, right? I don’t care if they clean them. I would always wonder if my table had once spent 6 months in the restroom.

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u/septogram 16h ago

Yeah..... That's actually fucking disgusting.

There's a non zero chance some nervous date guy had some vodka mudshakes and some cocaine to even out his nerves, the was struck down with sudden immediate diarrhoea. Long story short, he had to pull himself together as best as he could and try to get back out their asap. This means he made the difficult decision to abandon his wet, shit caked boxers just spread out on your dining table. Probably happened like.... Last dinner service at least 24 hours back...they probably hit it with the spray and wipe too. But for me, that's not enough.

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u/Xenc 13h ago

Mud shakes is a terrible name, sounds like an ailment

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u/Old_Syrup_264 21h ago

That's 1000% a cocaine table. And I appreciate it.

I'm going to do it whether there's a cocaine table or not. Me and RFK Jr normally do it off toilet seats

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u/EricHaley 17h ago

“So… the reason we called you in here…”

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 17h ago

That’s where they do interviews

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u/TheZodiac404 1d ago

I would hate to have to be in there for a council meeting right after someone used it for a nice shit.

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u/HODLAHITIII 1d ago

Dont even mention during .

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u/MamasCupcakes 1d ago

Much more sanitary to use the table

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u/spacemouse21 21h ago

The meeting of the council shall come to order.
https://giphy.com/gifs/arkE2LoydhrhtKpvm4

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u/ComeHereOften1972 23h ago

Well, they’re never gonna see anything at the chair they pointed the other way.

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u/Itsme_duhhh 21h ago

I… have sooooo many questions!

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u/all-day-365 18h ago

r/mildlyinfuriating

nobody wants their dining table hanging out in the bathroom. how many people have pissed on it, or sat their balls on it just for giggles.

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u/WillingArm2463 1d ago

The debates can go long and hard without a satisfying conclusion.

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u/kikkroxx777 1d ago

But they are facing away from zee cock

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u/Edward_T_Head 20h ago

When your date brings a third

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u/hairy-vulva 19h ago

Do they take reservations?

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u/Quatapus 19h ago

Changing table for fancy babies

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u/Only-Mix-5283 4h ago

I laughed way too hard at this 😂