r/popculturechat • • Jun 07 '26

OnlyStans ⭐️ Morgan Wallen Throws Security Guard’s Phone Across The Stage

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u/firesonahill Jun 07 '26
  1. Hayley Williams hates him.

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u/positiveblapshemy Find me at Whole Foods, bitch 💁‍♀️ Jun 08 '26

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u/HighlyOffensive10 I'm much too busy for such a degrading activity Jun 08 '26

Idk why find "find me at whole foods, bitch" so funny.

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u/kapiteingladbrein Jun 08 '26

Bo Burnham wrote this banger for people like Morgan Wallen

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u/Dumb_Ugly_Frank Jun 08 '26

Y’all dumb mother fuckers ready for a key change?

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u/zvg_zwang All tea, all shade ☕️ Jun 08 '26

It's a FUCKIN SCARECROW AGAIN

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u/Character_Elevator Jun 08 '26

Best part- key changes are simple parlor tricks.

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u/Bright-Avocado3761 Jun 08 '26

Did you know that you can change the key in any song by using different notes? Most people don't know that.

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u/Character_Elevator Jun 08 '26

I do know this.

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u/ModeratelyAlive Jun 08 '26

An absolute classic

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u/DirectionSad4274 Jun 08 '26

Fucking scarecrows.

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u/ion125 Jun 08 '26

This applies to so many dudes and is so painfully accurate!! Bo is a true genius

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u/UnderwhelmingAF Jun 08 '26

Most of these modern country guys are posers. Just like Jason Aldean who had a hit with “Try That in a Small Town” a few years ago. Aldean grew up in Macon, GA, which has a metro population of over 200,000. Not a huge city, but far from a small town.

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u/bad-taf Jun 08 '26

We all know bro lowkey cherishes those little moments at the Whole Foods salad bar after pilates class

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u/atomicspacekitty Jun 08 '26

I thought it was cause they both lived in Nashville

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u/ASAPFergs Jun 08 '26

No it doesn't? It's saying that's where Hayley will be if he wants to trouble her

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u/Gloomy-Inevitable-42 Jun 08 '26

I think it's more that that would be a common place between the two of them because they're both rich artists in Nashville.

Most ppl wouldn't directly insult another celeb by name, especially if they have the chance of actually running into them in a smaller city but she's expressing she doesn't care about that.

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u/positiveblapshemy Find me at Whole Foods, bitch 💁‍♀️ Jun 08 '26

My bestie is making me a large canvas tote bag featuring this quote on it, and I'm so excited to see how it turns out.

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u/AnidorOcasio Jun 08 '26

I pray this type of friendship finds me.

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u/mrsbeerme Jun 08 '26

Can you share your bestie?

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u/positiveblapshemy Find me at Whole Foods, bitch 💁‍♀️ Jun 09 '26

Of course! She is the kindest, most creative and caring person on earth. And she loves making new friends 😊🖤

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u/Miss_Mouth Jun 08 '26

I am so excited for you!

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u/decaffeinatedkid Good to hear from you bitch 💌 Jun 08 '26

I love that she actually made it into merch as well. Hayley is just so iconic

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u/sarahjanepotter Find me at Whole Foods bitch I don’t care. Jun 09 '26

New flair unlocked.

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u/HighlyOffensive10 I'm much too busy for such a degrading activity Jun 09 '26

I thought about it for me but my current one is such a classic.

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u/Extension_Vacation_2 Jun 08 '26

That deserves a t-shirt print

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u/DroidTitan Jun 08 '26

Lmao I was just thinking I want just that part on a shirt it’s hilarious

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u/auditorysmash Jun 08 '26

She’s my hero

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u/argonautjon Jun 08 '26

Idk who the fuck Morgan Wallen is but from energy alone YEAH, GET HIS ASS!

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u/DupreeWasTaken Jun 08 '26

I dont know him and cant remember the specifics but basically country singer that got caught on camera yelling the N word. Album sales then jumped like 1500%

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u/SpunkyBotHater6-7 Jun 08 '26

Because he’s a good ole boy and he had his black friends vouch for him. Things are different in then south apparently

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u/SapphireDragon_ Jun 08 '26

The Morgan Wallen pivot into rap is gonna be rough 😭

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u/nickelette424 Jun 08 '26

He's been doing collabs with rappers.

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u/tc7665 Jun 08 '26

he got booted from snl because of it.
he looks like typical redneck, but in his sub reddit, those women think he’s the best looking man ever. lol

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u/evsnikims Jun 08 '26

exactly. He is surpremely unknowable.

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u/jk-9k Jun 08 '26

Is this the Paramore chic?

https://giphy.com/gifs/rflhqDbuhqDD7I0k4X

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u/Shallowpools923 Jun 08 '26

Yes but please take a listen to her solo work, including her latest album “Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party” for some incredible music. “True Believer” is absolutely the kind of music we need more of right now, and all of the other songs are addicting. As she’s grown outside of the band she’s allowed herself to sing about much more personal beliefs, speaking for only herself, and the lyrics are a welcome change from what usually hits top 40 today. Sorry, I’m pretty passionate when it comes to Hayley Williams and the massive amount of credit she deserves.

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u/theicecreamassassin Jun 08 '26

True Believer is a masterpiece.

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace Jun 08 '26

I added her newest album months ago to my spotify after hearing good things about it and that song recently played for the first time and I almost spit out my drink. I immediately sent it to my religious, but not in a supply-side-Jesus kind of way, mom. She agreed with you whole-heartedly about needing more music like that.

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u/lokiandgoose Jun 08 '26

Thanks for sharing your passion, friend!

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u/positiveblapshemy Find me at Whole Foods, bitch 💁‍♀️ Jun 08 '26

Yep!

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u/jk-9k Jun 08 '26

Thought so. Back in the day I was working stagehand at a festival and had no idea who she was. I just assumed she was another wag / groupie/ whatever. I thought she was kinda uppity until I realised she was an artist - then in context i figured she was pretty chill. Lol.

Tiny. Absolutely tiny wee human being. Which just makes her response here even better!

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u/Yoye-22 Jun 08 '26

What a perfectly executed gif, people throw the word “genius” around lightly, but man… Cheers!

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u/_BlaZeFiRe_ Jun 08 '26

Damn right

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u/Mac-aronii Jun 08 '26

Ugh a queen I love her

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u/FilthyThanksgiving Jun 08 '26

Idk who she is, or who he is but this is great lol

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u/positiveblapshemy Find me at Whole Foods, bitch 💁‍♀️ Jun 08 '26

Hayley Williams, lead singer for the band Paramore!

https://giphy.com/gifs/17JR54iaGePle0CrWd

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u/QuestioningHuman_api Jun 08 '26

She’s Paramour. I heard a rumor there’s other people in the band besides Haley Williams but can’t confirm, idk

He’d just some douche

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u/throwmamadownthewell Jun 08 '26

For those who are wondering she actually did say this verbatim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN5rvIvjpnc&t=2928s

Her tone makes it even better

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u/BitterSignificance23 Jun 08 '26

If Hayley doesn't like him then gotdammit, I don't like him either.

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u/evergreen-embers Jun 08 '26

As a Tennesseean I love this instate beef

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u/assertive-brioche Jun 08 '26

Where is this from?

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u/aliskyart Jun 08 '26

This has genuinely made me happy on a crappy day - thank you

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u/Zombiebelle Jun 09 '26

I want “find me at Whole Foods, bitch.” to be my flair.

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u/positiveblapshemy Find me at Whole Foods, bitch 💁‍♀️ Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

I think you can select the custom flair! I'll try and see!

Edit: IT WORKS!

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u/sleauxmo Jun 08 '26

What's the beef here?

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u/IgnoranceIsYou Jun 08 '26

My fav person honestly.

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u/yeetsteel Jun 08 '26

I love her! I miss her songs.

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u/Wit-wat-4 Jun 10 '26

I love her SO much

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u/StrengthGlad2192 Jun 07 '26
  1. He likes the n word. 

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u/sgdonovan79 Jun 08 '26

That's all I needed to know to hate him.

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u/EatMeEmerald Mom, I am a rich man💰 Jun 08 '26

How much do you wanna bet liking the N word factored into throwing this lady's phone?

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u/NMB4Christmas Jun 08 '26

No clue why I had to get to #5 to see this.

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u/bmanjayhawk Jun 08 '26

Didn't he also basically sprint off the stage in the middle of the goodbyes of his SLN appearance?

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u/bascelicna123 Jun 08 '26

And he uses it with the hard 'r'

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u/GetYouSomeMilk Jun 07 '26

That's enough for me.

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u/dixiech1ck Jun 07 '26

And she wrote a song slamming him... swoon

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u/RumAndCoco You’re killing me, Smalls 😩 Jun 07 '26

She’s just your favorite star, at a racist country singer’s bar

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u/RumAndCoco You’re killing me, Smalls 😩 Jun 08 '26

Oh I know. But she’s also our favorite.

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u/Hoii1379 Jun 07 '26

Why am I hearing this in Taylor swift lmao

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u/_illCutYou_ Spiritual energy of bachelorette party penis decor Jun 08 '26

Because she would rhyme this with “car”

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u/gypsycookie1015 Jun 08 '26

Omg yes!! 😂 Backseat of his car this and that and the other! Car this, car that. 🙄😭😭

She fucking loves singing about being in a car. 😩🤷‍♀️

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u/Worshipme988 Jun 08 '26

Her ghost writer is a goldendoodle.

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u/peenweens Jun 07 '26

I haven't heard enough Taylor Swift to hear anything "in" Taylor Swift.

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u/Hoii1379 Jun 07 '26

I mean I’m not a fan but I was in high school when she first started getting popular… her lyrics are pretty cringe usually and she loves rhyming anything with the word “bar”

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u/gowonagin Jun 08 '26

Not really. I think there are only like 6 out of 200+ that do.

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u/firesonahill Jun 07 '26

God, please don't mention her.

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u/altcoopx they called me gay and trapped me in Albuquerque Jun 08 '26

Her and Hayley have been friends from the start of their careers, please, find something else to complain about in this moment?

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u/Chemical_Egg_2761 Jun 08 '26

It’s ok, she only appears if you say her name three times.

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u/writeyourwayout Jun 07 '26

And told him to find her at Whole Foods!

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u/_austinm Jun 08 '26

I already can’t stand his bland ass music, but that’s enough for me as well lol

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u/terror- Jun 08 '26

he said the N word with a hard R. Like a natural born singer, this man does not mess around and miss any syllables

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u/magikarp2122 Jun 07 '26
  1. He canceled his concert last night, for the claimed reason of storms, but he just left like a bitch. Likely because Pittsburgh’s Pride Festival was going on.

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u/TheZardoz Jun 08 '26

Everything I hear about this guy makes him sound like the biggest puss.

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u/Away-Lead-3855 Jun 08 '26

One could say he’s the problem

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u/ILikeLegz Jun 08 '26

The worst part about this song is it literally makes you think he's taking responsibility for his own bullshit, but nope, very next line blames someone else. Probably Biden's fault he's a pussy.

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 Jun 08 '26

Just listen to his music. He is the problem

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u/Gator-ade- Jun 08 '26

I will believe your words, no need for my ears to suffer

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u/10110011100021 Jun 08 '26

More like a tiny coin purse iykyk

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u/DahWolfe711 Jun 08 '26

Did you see what he is wearing on stage?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

It’s really because he is, just goes around to college towns, that’s mainly his crowd

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u/youngarchivist Jun 08 '26

99% of conservatives are, the other 1% are full blown achtung nazis

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u/hilariomonteverde Jun 08 '26

he going back to God's country

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy Jun 08 '26

In his private jet

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u/Unhappy_Concert_8645 Jun 08 '26

Private jet is the only way to Jesus. Don’t you know??

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u/Dismal_History_ You’re killing me, Smalls 😩 Jun 08 '26

I hate it there

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u/Available-Sense-9232 Jun 07 '26

And the weather wasn’t even bad lol He was already in the air headed home when he demanded his team have the show cancelled allegedly

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u/MichikoAyoraKaiyo22 Jun 08 '26

Being taken back to God's country 🙄

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u/Available-Sense-9232 Jun 08 '26

I have to admit, that post was hysterical. I say “get me to god’s country” all the time. Can’t stand the guy though!

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u/KnucklesMcGee Jun 08 '26

Is he referring to Tennessee? I've been, it was just ok.

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u/General_Hovercraft_9 Jun 08 '26

there were strong storms supposed to hit 9-11 but shifted south

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u/Domestic_Kraken Jun 08 '26

Yeah, there was a severe thunderstorm warning from the NWS, but I think he just should've sent out a notice to all the tailgaters to be ready to shelter in place. Canceling the way that he did was a little bitch move.

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u/Cold_Dot_Old_Cot Jun 08 '26

What funny is Pittsburgh might go ham for Pride, but Kenny Chesney visits every year and that whole area of the state goes crazy for it. He coulda had a big thing there if he played his cards right… coulda been worse. He coulda landed on Furry weekend.

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u/clayton-berg42 Jun 08 '26

His Grindr was off the hook that night.

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u/GroundReal4515 Jun 08 '26

He had to go back to God's country

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u/Jesus166 Jun 08 '26

Probably secretly went to the pride festival and got railed by a few guys

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u/ferocity_mule366 Jun 08 '26

yeah but why? Pride Festival of course gonna happen preemptively in June and planned, its not like its coming accidentally like a rainstorm to ruin it lol.

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u/Spayed_and_Neutered2 Jun 08 '26

I saw Sawyer Brown play a set in 60+mph wind, dust in their eyes, stage falling apart. They didnt wanna let the fans down so they played the whole set at 2x speed, it was fuckin hilarious and ill never not love them for it. They put themselves in uncomfortable harms way to hold up their end of the deal, thats how you win over blue collar folk.

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u/pearlid Jun 08 '26

💯 why he did it. Couldn’t even announce it himself. The venue had to do it and he was already in the air when they found out he was noping out

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u/MaeClementine Jun 08 '26

I was gonna say this one! I live in Pittsburgh and the weather was fine.

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u/Ctrl--Alt Jun 08 '26
  1. Fred Durst made love to him in an elevator

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u/DeeSkwared Jun 08 '26

Oh yeah?

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u/Ctrl--Alt Jun 08 '26

Made a whole song about it and everything.

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u/DeeSkwared Jun 08 '26

Where have I been?

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u/SiderisG Selma Blair bit me Jun 08 '26

he wanted to be able to go

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u/LOLBaltSS Jun 08 '26

Good. Pittsburgh suffers enough each time Kenny Chesney comes into town, don't need another excuse for Pennsyltucky to come and trash the place again.

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u/Hank_the_Beef Jun 08 '26

It wasn’t even Pittsburgh’s Pride event. It was Three Rivers Arts Festival. It’s just 100’s of local artists with booths and a bunch of awesome bands play over two weekends. I hope he cancelled because he thought it was “pride”. Such a fucking loser.

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u/uncommonsense555 Jun 07 '26

I trust the queen's judgement.

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u/tangocharlie2010 Jun 07 '26

I'm onboard then. I tell girlfriends that there is NEVER a non-zero chance of Haley stealing me. Never.

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u/DALE5797 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

There's never a non-zero chance of Haley stealing your girlfriend

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u/mr-fahrenheit_ Jun 07 '26

And I'm okay with that. I've made peace.

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u/No-Following6053 Jun 08 '26

If Haley Williams stole my partner I’d be sad but I’d also be like “damn. Well, introduce me to her so I can be besties at least.”

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u/MCR2004 Why do I always forget she’s British Jun 07 '26

…also your husband ☕️

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u/TheSaltyAstronaut Jun 08 '26

Don’t you mean always a non-zero chance?! Or by “never a non-zero chance” do you really mean there’s always zero chance?

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u/ImFriendsWithThatGuy Jun 08 '26

Yea dude is saying it wrong. He means always non-zero chance.

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u/ChristAndCherryPie Jun 08 '26

don’t you mean always non-zero?

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u/Lamest_Fast_Words Jun 08 '26

Jason Isbell donated all the money from Wallen’s cover of “Cover Me Up” to the NAACP. Because, Wallen is a racist.

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u/buffayrachel you can’t do this to me, I’m a cancer ♋️ Jun 07 '26

This is literally all I know about him and all I NEED to know ahahha

Oh, and that Lana del Rey apparently kissed him?🫤

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u/AuDHDino Jun 07 '26

If Haley hates someone, I'll hate them. She's a good egg.

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u/_BlaZeFiRe_ Jun 08 '26

When I found out that song on her latest album was dissing him.....loved her even more

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u/glightningbolt Jun 08 '26
  1. He makes terrible broken-jaw white trash music with thin beats...I hate what popular country's become.

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u/DETpatsfan Jun 08 '26

The country artist ERNEST also told a story on a podcast that Tyler Childers ditched a Nashville bar after he invited Post Malone out when he found out Post Malone was bringing Morgan Wallen with him. Hard to say if that was because he was trying to avoid the publicity that accompanies them or he hates Morgan Wallen, but I like to believe it’s the latter.

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u/Dariablue-04 I’ve grown quite unfond of you Jun 07 '26

What’s the story here?

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u/rcinmd Jun 07 '26

I have no idea who that is but I love them.

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u/what_the_funk_ Jun 08 '26
  1. He’s racist and that’s why she hates him and so do I (:

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u/sarcastastico Jun 08 '26

Same. Catch us at Whole Foods!

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u/Friendly-Warthog-706 Jun 08 '26

literally all i know about morgan wallen is that hayley william hates him

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u/lincunguns Jun 08 '26

Jason Isbell hates him too

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u/annyvwinn Jun 08 '26

One of my biggest flexes is having witnessed Hayley saying that in real time.

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u/spiritualpudge Jun 08 '26

this alone should be enough to cancel him

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u/Technical_Part6263 Jun 08 '26
  1. He uses racial slurs

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u/ataxiwardance Jun 08 '26

Thats enough for me.

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u/Kstate90 Jun 08 '26
  1. He came out of his house yelling, and calling someone the n-word

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u/Snackennap Jun 08 '26

if Hayley hates him then he must be an a-hole or something. She's the nicest person I've ever met briefly in passing

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u/Cityofthevikingdead Jun 08 '26

I have him in my 'do not play this artist' category on Spotify.

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u/RaikiShak Jun 08 '26

I know neither of these two people

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u/whereamiwhatrthis Jun 08 '26

And lana del rey

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u/IanMc90 Jun 08 '26

That settles it

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u/DahWolfe711 Jun 08 '26
  1. Hates non whites

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u/melophat Jun 08 '26

Even if I knew absolutely nothing about him, this would be enough for me to hate him also

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u/lonetraveler73 Jun 08 '26

All these things are true. It is not at all a cool thing to ignore your job and record a concert when you are supposed to be working.

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u/Professional_Storm94 Sam Rockwell is my fave Asian girl Jun 08 '26
  1. He threw a hissy fit and stormed off SNL

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u/youngarchivist Jun 08 '26

And that's all I need to know

Fuck that dude

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u/TheOneTrueHotMess Jun 08 '26

That's all I need to know to hate him

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u/BlueBomber13 Jun 08 '26

That's all you need to know.

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u/Heidiwearsglasses Jun 08 '26

Who is Haley Williams? (All I know about her is she hates Morgan Wallen)

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u/SoupBeast Jun 08 '26

And that's all you really need to know

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u/Snooki_02 Jun 08 '26

i’d prob give up on life if hayley hated me ngl

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u/bzawk Jun 08 '26

That’s enough for me. Fuck this guy.

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u/RegrettableWaffle Jun 08 '26

The most one sided beef lmao

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