I have a theory I wanted to share:

What if SpongeBob isn't actually as weak as he seems?

In several episodes, SpongeBob struggles to lift ridiculously light workout objects, like stuffed animals, twigs, and marshmallows. But there's something strange about that: SpongeBob works at the Krusty Krab almost every day and constantly uses a metal spatula to cook and flip Krabby Patties without struggling.

There are also moments where SpongeBob is shown having surprisingly impressive strength, especially in his hands and arms.

My theory is that SpongeBob has weak overall lifting strength, but years of working as a fry cook have given him extremely strong hands, wrists, and grip strength. That's why normal workouts can still be difficult for him while he's incredibly good at anything related to fry cooking.

Obviously SpongeBob uses cartoon logic, but I thought this would be a really fun theory to investigate!

What do you think?

First two characters are done :) just need to be trimmed.

Several more characters to go.

Freehand.... You can see the pen marks through the cheap paint. I was going for done not perfect:) still need some touchups.

I worked on this drawing since April and I finished it in October in my art class as I recreated the cockroach eating krabby patty from my favorite episode Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV using color pencils and paint markers.

This Was The First Spongebob Image In The Entire Franchise Of Gaming Editing

Tis the season!!

Drawn To Life
Truth Or Square
Cosmic Shake
Patrick The Game
Titans Of Tide

They might not be better than Battle, Movie Game, Light Camera Pants!, or SquigglePants but I want to see which one is the better one.

Me
Top Four
5. Boating Bash
4. SpongeBob SquigglePants
3. Light, Camera, Pants!
2. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
1. SpongeBob Battle For Bikini Bottom

Why did he try to stick with the food industry when he could have been the best professional cleaner 🤷🏽‍♂️

A while ago, I read a Creepypasta on 'Geoshea's Creepypasta Wiki' (now called the Lost Episode Creepypasta Wiki) about a supposed unlicensed SpongeBob mobile game called "Call SpongeBob SquarePants 2018 App".

To summarize the Creepypasta, it starts off with saying that a recent rumor about an unlicensed SpongeBob app that would steal your personal information was debunked. The author then downloaded the app to see what it would do. The app is described to have copied the same interface as the iPhone's calling info UI with the only option being to 'Call SpongeBob'. When they proceeded to 'Call SpongeBob', a piece of audio plays coming from a person named "Happy Slappy" where they make a stabbing threat to the author. The Creepypasta ends where the author ended up having nightmares after playing the game and told others to never download the app.

There were 2 photos up on the main Creepypasta page, the 1st one (the main image on this thread) is seemingly the app icon that shows a stock image of SpongeBob with his arms out along with a terribly accept and hang up icons on the bottom corners. There other image however I couldn't find anywhere, but it was a supposed Facebook warning that told others about the malicious intent of the app and warned others not to download it. I never checked to see if that Facebook post was real, because I wasn't sure if the app actually exists.

Another thing I found weird about the Creepypasta was that it mixed 2 other controversies with moblie apps. The 1st being the controversy about Outfit7's Talking Angela game (where the rumor that the game steals your information) and the 2nd being related to another call a cartoon character app where you call Blaze from Blaze and the Monster Machines (where the Happy Slappy dialogue comes from). There were news reports of the Call Blaze app, but they never made any mentions of other apps that contained the same audio.

My guess is that there were other apps made by the same Call Blaze app developers, however they didn't get as much traction as the Blaze app did. The reason for this is that both Blaze and the Monster Machines and SpongeBob are Nickelodeon owned properties. Also they were both very popular by the time the apps apparently released in which was in 2018.

The only evidence of the app's supposed existence is the app icon, which I'm not even sure if it's authentic or was made by the author themselves. I've also searched on YouTube for any footage of the app, but what I found were unrelated to the app the Creepypasta mentions. I could be that the app is fake since it originates from a Creepypasta.

Does anybody know if this app is real?

Considering the number of times where the Krusty Krabs falls apart when SpongeBob isn't cooking the krabby patties, how did the Krusty Krab survive before he showed up? Granted The Original Fry Cook shows Jim was great at krabby patties too, but he couldn't have been the only fry cook before SpongeBob.

With how terrible Mr. Krabs and Squidward are at making krabby patties, how did the Krusty Krab survive before SpongeBob and Jim joined?

A gal pals christmas carol: mr krabs suffers a series of hallucinations involving his own daughter + the gal pals cosplaying as the ghosts of christmas after he nearly runs over a stray snail after a busy day at work (22 minute long christmas special)

DEJA. FOOL.: fred starts receiving deja vu after a leg accident. this is a continuality calavade of references from other fred episodes. (22 minute long)

Flats and suzy's super special: after a glitch in the code of the show, everyone in bikini bottom (except for flats & suzy) is each trapped inside a bubble colored like them. both the flounder and incidental 8 (with help from self inserts of Ryan Ochoa and neela jolene) need to work together in order to save the show! (2 1/2 hour long special)

Spongebob and the holy grail: a spongebob rendition of "monty python and the holy grail) (1 hour special)

Let's react: spongebob, patrick, and sandy react to the series's first 30 segments (length of all 30 segments combined. could make for a PERFECT 30th anniversary episode)

The SpongeBob movie: spies, lies, and krabby patties: we see an alternate side of squidward where he's a secret agent going undercover as a clarinetist and cashier. when a new threat turns his life upside down, squidward rallies up his coworker, boss, and even grandmother to save the fate of bikini bottom. just like how tainy and J balvin did a song for sponge on the run and ice spice did a song for search for squarepants, this will have FOUR songs: "new americana" by halsey (closing credits), "wanted man" by benson boone (during a montage of squidward rallying up some bottomites), "i am free" by tones and i (for the downer pre-final battle) and one original song for the opening credits: "no way out" by simple plan feat. rodger Bumpass as squidward

So, Season 1-3, the "golden" era of good 'ol Spongey. One of the seasons all of the fandom love to glaze, even though it has some bad episodes we can agree are, well... bad. Now don't get me wrong I love these seasons too, but I have that love for others too, not just the first three seasons. SpongeBob was still good even when the first movie was still premiering in cinemas. But when people like Modern SpongeBob or just Season 4, SpongeBoomers dog the fuck out of them, and then they move on. The golden era isn't perfect, it has bad episodes here and there, and personally for me the golden era isn't Jesus Christ or Neptune. I mean, shit, as for Kamp Koral, Hillenburg knew about it, and for crying out f🐬🐬king loud, he was even involved in Sponge out of Water, and SOOW felt more like a finale than how TSBSPM did. anyway that's all I gotta say here, if anything, you landlubbers can sass me if y'want, but my opinion stands.

I feel like it would make more sense and a little bit easier to get the secret formula when nobody's there.

Trader Joe’s samoas if anyone is wondering