r/MurderedByWords • • 16h ago

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u/gaporkbbq 15h ago

No. If not a President, he would be a reality TV star.

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 13h ago

Oh wait he tried that and it failed-
Casino owner it failed-
University, failed-
Please add to the list-

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 10h ago

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u/VibraniumRhino 10h ago edited 5h ago

AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this.

Edit: I was honestly unaware of the Diet Coke thing so, colour me incorrect. Which is… hilarious that he’s basically just full of aspartame.

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u/Thejag9ba 10h ago

It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days.

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u/DookieShoez 10h ago

He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake

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u/guthepenguin 7h ago

My MIL drinks Diet Coke, too, and she's also morbidly obese. 

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u/VibraniumRhino 5h ago

I actually didn’t know this nugget of wisdom so thank you for filling me in lol. I assumed a man of his build was an Original kind of guy.

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u/Noble1xCarter 12h ago

Child rapist & human trafficker-

no wait he actually succeeded and got away with that

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u/acciowaves 10h ago

I guess he found the one thing he excels at.

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u/RoxxieMuzic 9h ago

Thanks to another savvy redditor:

Trump has failed over 60 businesses. And these included six bankruptcies for many billions of dollars altogether. Trump bankrupted three casinos, which no one thought was even possible at the time, since casinos can “dial in” their profit margins.

Trump has vastly exceeded all American presidents combined in failed businesses, at least 64 and still counting:

Trump Taj Mahal Casino (bankrupt four times)

Trump Castle Casino (bankrupt three times)

Trump Plaza Casino (bankrupt three times, and not only bankrupted, but demolished!)

Trump Plaza Hotel NYC

Trump Indiana Riverboat Casino

Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts

Trump Entertainment Resorts filed for the fourth Trump casino-related bankruptcy in 2014. Trump now claims he had “nothing to do with” the company despite it bearing his name and his owning 28% of the stock, which proved worthless in the end.

Trump International Hotel & Tower Panama (the Trump name was removed from the building after numerous Trump lies and shady dealings):

Trump International Hotel & Tower Panama was the first international "named branded development" of The Trump Organization. But it was surrounded by shady dealings:

Donald Trump arranged financing for the project from Bear Stearns: a $230 million bond offering for which he received a $2.2 million commission. During the financing, Ivanka Trump falsely claimed that over 90% of the units had been sold, and that their sale price was five times that of comparable units. She also exaggerated demand for the units, claiming they were selling out even as potential buyers were being offered substantial discounts.

During the development, Donald Trump falsely implied that the Trump Organization had a financial stake in the project and was acting as the developer, neither of which were true.

The hotel opened on July 6, 2011, approximately a year behind schedule. Two months later Fitch Ratings downgraded $220 million in construction bonds from B-sf to CCsf due to "continued uncertainty over the willingness and ability" of buyers to take possession of apartment units.”

The Trump Organization managed the hotel until Cypriot businessman Orestes Fintiklis, who had bought a majority stake in the hotel condominium association, legally ousted them and had the Trump name removed from the building in 2015 and from the hotel in 2018. The hotel was renamed The Bahia Grand Panama until Marriott took over on September 26, 2018. Professional management at last!

In June 2019 Fintiklis accused Trump companies of tax evasion.

The 13-story base is topped by a tower resembling the Burj Al Arab, a hotel in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; the Jumeirah Group sued over the similarity.

Trump Airlines aka Trump Shuttle

Trump Mortgage was unable to pay its debts, including unpaid taxes. Yes, Trump even failed at his specialty!

Trump Steaks went out of business owing Buckhead Beef $715,000.

Trump Steakhouse was shut down for 51 health code violations, including serving five-month-old duck!

Trump Wine

Trump Vodka

Trump Fire

Trump Power

Trump Pale Ale

Trump Water

Trump Ice

Trumped! was an American daily talk radio program hosted by Donald Trump.

Trump the Game (failed twice)

Trump the Fragrance

The Trump Foundation, a fraudulent “charity,” robbed the poor of charity donations and was shut down by the State of New York.

Trump “University” was shut down as fraudulent after bilking over 5,000 students and Trump was penalized $25 million. Trump staged wealth-building seminars that cost up to $35K. The instructors turned out to be motivational speakers, some with criminal records.

Trump Institute was separate from the fraudulent “university.”

Trump Princess

Tour de Trump

Trump Modeling

TrumpNet was called “the worst idea in the history of the Internet.”

Trump Telecom was a telephone communication company that abandoned its trademark.

Trump Tower Tampa

Trump sold his name to the tower’s developers and received $2 million. The project folded with just $3,500 left in cash. Condo buyers sued Trump for allegedly misleading them. Trump settled and paid as little as $11,115 to buyers who had lost hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Trump Chicago

Trump Soho

Trump Golf Puerto Rico

Trump Baja Mexico

Trump Atlanta

Trump Charlotte

Trump Fort Lauderdale

Trump Waikiki Hotel

Trump Jupiter

Trump Baku Hotel in Azerbaijan never opened.

Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai never opened.

Trump International Hotel and Tower New Orleans never opened.

Trump Tower Palm Beach

Trump Empire Cologne

Trump Success Cologne

Trump Style

Trump World

Trump Magazine

Trump Travel Agency

Trump Mattresses

goTrump-dot-com

Trump IPO ticker DJT

Trump Vitamins & Urine Test Kits

“Paris is Out” Musical

New Jersey Generals

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in accusations by women of rape, sexual assault and/or other sexual improprieties: 27 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in billion-dollar bankruptcies: 6 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in states with fake electors: 6 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in trials for rape and defamation of a rape victim: 2 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in coup attempts: 1 to zero.

OTHER NOTABLE TRUMP ACHIEVEMENTS

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in calling women “pigs,” “dogs,” “disgusting animals,” etc.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in calling America’s valiant war dead “suckers” and “losers” for serving their country.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in insulting Gold Star families.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in preferring Russian intelligence to American intelligence.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in praising foreign despots like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un.

Donald Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in a number of important categories such as accusations of rape and sexual assault, felony convictions, bankruptcies, business failures, etc.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents in lies: more than 30,000 in just four years.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in felony indictments: 91 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in fraudulent election lawsuits: 62 to zero.

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u/Ok_Fisherman8770 7h ago

Didn't one of his alcohol brands get shut the fuck down due to unacceptable concentrations of *** actual fucking uranium*** in it?

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u/RoxxieMuzic 4h ago

Not that I could find, but reading through the article I linked. One topless server and other interesting implications along the same lines, all denied of course. This swill is still being sold, at least as recent as 2025, in Israel. Take from that what you will, me, I am not surprised.

https://www.mashed.com/1953724/what-happened-trump-vodka-bankrupt/

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u/CakesForLife 8h ago

ELI5 please? What’s actually going on here? Who’s benefitting from all these?

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u/Klusterphuck67 4h ago

Bankrupting once due to external/global crises and clawed yout way through homelessness to start a new business is inspiring.

Grifting fhe system to bankrupt 60 times and came out richer every fucking time is evidence of a failed system

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u/what-isthis-even 1h ago

This isn't going to convince anyone. His base are fine with him being a draft dodging pedophile rapist with a criminal record and coup attempt under his belt. The rest of us already think he's a piece of shit.

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u/SnakeSlitherX 5h ago

This list says there have been zero presidents besides Trump who have been accused of sexual impropriety and whatnot. This is simply false as Bill Clinton exists

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 10h ago

Took over a pro football league, it failed...

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u/rgraz65 6h ago

Because he had been rebuffed by the NFL owners, he bought into that league, and took if from making money on a spring schedule to trying to directly compete against the NFL. Attendance and television income fell to near zero. The league folded. He had built casinos in other areas because he was denied a gambling license by the Nevada Gaming Commission. It was for the same as some of the reasons as the NFL denied him any ownership. His deep ties to organized crime, and having Roy Cohn as his legal head was only a small part of that denial. Both entities looked into his financials, and they saw really bad things that he was doing. Neither one released this info until much later because of his constant threats of litigation.

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u/Waste_Salamander_624 9h ago

Look it's okay. He's a smart guy, I can assure you he knows how to run an airline...

Okay no no just wait hold on he knows how to make decent vodka...

Okay hold on hold on I'll get it this time. He actually makes good steaks you were able to buy at The Sharper Image stores...

Hmmm...

Okay wait no hold on last one last one. I can assure you he is trustworthy enough to run a charity...

.... All right now you got me I'm beat

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u/angethebigdawg 7h ago

Kind Father, failed Kind human, failed Good partner, failed Not a piece of shit, failed

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u/fishsticks40 5h ago

I mean he was a successful reality TV star however you slice it. The apprentice was huge

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u/Gruffleson 14h ago

I think he would have been in jail if he hadn't been President.

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u/BrickCityRiot 12h ago

Nah we don’t do that to rich people here. Especially not for white collar crime. Murica!

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u/VLC31 11h ago

White collar crime!? He’s certainly committed white collar crime but have you not heard about Epstein Island, underage girls & rape?

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u/PissedCaucasian 10h ago

Does he really act like someone who enjoys the job? He did it the first time for clout. The second time he ran to stay out (of prison).

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u/TheSpoonyCroy 9h ago

I mean depends on what you mean. Before or After the first presidency? If you are talking about after, sure 100% since he did alot of shit but before it. He done shitty things but this country doesn't really treat white collar crimes with any amount of seriousness. All his felony are related to his hush money scandal during his 2016 campaign but I have my doubts if he wasn't elected in 2016, it likely wouldn't have ever been prosecuted. They should 100% been but I don't think the ire was there for it to manifest but after he lost 2020 election he had a target on his back and people were trying to get anything to stick.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 4h ago

He's been sexually assaulting people for about 60 years; those aren't white collar crimes.

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u/TheSpoonyCroy 2h ago

its almost like money is an insulator for the legal system

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u/Yagsirevahs 14h ago

Maybe selling steaks through the mail like a drug addicted sham wow huckster

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u/guyncognito420 13h ago

Dude, you’re insulting the sham wow huckster

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u/jaxxxtraw 10h ago

Yeah, I love my sham wow!

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u/Berns429 13h ago

I’m ok with a lot of things but do not besmirch the good name of the Sham. Wow. We have to draw a line somewhere.

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u/C0d3n4m3Duchess 12h ago

Sham wow was 100% a bullshit product lol and it’s pitch guy is a creep

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 12h ago

The man who gets his steaks well done with ketchup thought it would be a good idea to sell them to other people

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u/pan-re 10h ago

He’s President because IDIOTS thought reality TV was real as opposed to his long history of being a totally incompetent asshole.

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u/R9D11 8h ago edited 4h ago

No If not a President,he would be in jail on 34 felony convictions.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 4h ago

34 felony convictions ; he was indicted on 91 felony counts, but time ran out to prosecute them and Eileen Cannon obstructed Jack Smith's ability to go to trial.

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u/R9D11 4h ago

Thank you,I couldn't find the right term. I will edit it.

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u/VLC31 11h ago

If not President he would be in prison or at least should be but then again he should be in prison regardless.

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u/Adorable-Pangolin-89 13h ago

Wrong again! If not a president he’d be a prison inmate. In any other civilized country anyways.

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u/DrunkCupid 10h ago

Imagine having over 30 felonies and being able to walk free

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u/hispanicausinpanic 15h ago

Star? How about just a reality TV guy? He was never a star.

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u/Waste_Salamander_624 9h ago

He was a propped up star. When you look back at it yes to a certain degree he was a star who did have a fan base but when you looked into it even then it was a hollow fanbase. Unfortunately advertising for both a Monopoly game and the TV show Apprentice did make him a star. Just you know one that needed to do everything to cling to relevance

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u/TheSorceIsFrong 14h ago

Meh idk I was a kid but the Apprentice was really damn popular bro, and he’s the star of the show

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u/ExpansivePoint 14h ago

I wouldn't even say that, he was like the judge, the stars were the participants, they brought the content and were who people talked about, he just uttered "you're fired".

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u/FugDuggler 13h ago

He was marketed as the star. The fact that his actual contributions were staged and bullshit doesn’t matter. That’s every reality TV show. He was the star. People bought the marketing of him as a successful businessman and here we are today thanks to crappy reality tv shows.

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u/Meat_Bingo 14h ago

We all forgetting the felonies. Can’t serve if you are a felon.

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u/nerdboy5567 13h ago

He's clearly both

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 8h ago

If not a president, he would be in a cage and thrown in a hole in the ground for all the unbelievably evil crimes he's committed.

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u/Admirable-Traffic-55 11h ago

NO, he's a turd, regardless!

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u/tahcamen 10h ago

Actually, if not President he’d be incarcerated.

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u/khamike 10h ago

I just don't understand the premise. "If not a president he'd be a five star." People realize it takes time to become a general (plus lots of other things). If he hadn't run for president it's not like he could have just decided to become one in 2016. Or conversely, if he had wanted to be a general, he could have worked on that long ago. It's not like he spent his whole life training to be president in some way that made it impossible to join the military. 

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u/Ieatpurplepickles 4h ago

Five star what? He doesn't even have what it would take to be a 5 star Door Dasher.

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u/Mackinnon29E 10h ago

Nah not anymore, there's zero chance any shows would succeed with the modern audience if he wasn't president.

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u/AbstractStew5000 9h ago

Well, not a star.

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u/Hater_Magnet 13h ago

He'd be a prisoner

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u/DenialOfExistance 13h ago

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/fffan9391 9h ago

He’d probably be selling steaks on Temu.

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u/guthepenguin 7h ago

That's what I don't get about this. There was a time when he wasn't a President. It's not like it was a mythical other reality. 

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u/Skidmark_Shark 6h ago

If not president he would have died when he got covid and didnt get the best medical attention ever.

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u/Nabzad 6h ago

Aha gotcha….. T Vstar……V=5….5star, checkmate!

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u/Synap-6 2h ago

If not a president, he d be in jail