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r/MurderedByWords • u/SkullLeader • 15h ago
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No. If not a President, he would be a reality TV star.
88 u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 12h ago Oh wait he tried that and it failed- Casino owner it failed- University, failed- Please add to the list- 37 u/TheSilverFoxwins 10h ago -6 u/VibraniumRhino 9h ago edited 4h ago AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this. Edit: I was honestly unaware of the Diet Coke thing so, colour me incorrect. Which is… hilarious that he’s basically just full of aspartame. 7 u/Thejag9ba 9h ago It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days. 8 u/DookieShoez 9h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake 2 u/guthepenguin 6h ago My MIL drinks Diet Coke, too, and she's also morbidly obese. 2 u/VibraniumRhino 4h ago I actually didn’t know this nugget of wisdom so thank you for filling me in lol. I assumed a man of his build was an Original kind of guy.
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Oh wait he tried that and it failed- Casino owner it failed- University, failed- Please add to the list-
37 u/TheSilverFoxwins 10h ago -6 u/VibraniumRhino 9h ago edited 4h ago AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this. Edit: I was honestly unaware of the Diet Coke thing so, colour me incorrect. Which is… hilarious that he’s basically just full of aspartame. 7 u/Thejag9ba 9h ago It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days. 8 u/DookieShoez 9h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake 2 u/guthepenguin 6h ago My MIL drinks Diet Coke, too, and she's also morbidly obese. 2 u/VibraniumRhino 4h ago I actually didn’t know this nugget of wisdom so thank you for filling me in lol. I assumed a man of his build was an Original kind of guy.
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-6 u/VibraniumRhino 9h ago edited 4h ago AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this. Edit: I was honestly unaware of the Diet Coke thing so, colour me incorrect. Which is… hilarious that he’s basically just full of aspartame. 7 u/Thejag9ba 9h ago It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days. 8 u/DookieShoez 9h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake 2 u/guthepenguin 6h ago My MIL drinks Diet Coke, too, and she's also morbidly obese. 2 u/VibraniumRhino 4h ago I actually didn’t know this nugget of wisdom so thank you for filling me in lol. I assumed a man of his build was an Original kind of guy.
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AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this.
Edit: I was honestly unaware of the Diet Coke thing so, colour me incorrect. Which is… hilarious that he’s basically just full of aspartame.
7 u/Thejag9ba 9h ago It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days. 8 u/DookieShoez 9h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake 2 u/guthepenguin 6h ago My MIL drinks Diet Coke, too, and she's also morbidly obese. 2 u/VibraniumRhino 4h ago I actually didn’t know this nugget of wisdom so thank you for filling me in lol. I assumed a man of his build was an Original kind of guy.
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It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days.
8 u/DookieShoez 9h ago He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake 2 u/guthepenguin 6h ago My MIL drinks Diet Coke, too, and she's also morbidly obese. 2 u/VibraniumRhino 4h ago I actually didn’t know this nugget of wisdom so thank you for filling me in lol. I assumed a man of his build was an Original kind of guy.
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He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake
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My MIL drinks Diet Coke, too, and she's also morbidly obese.
I actually didn’t know this nugget of wisdom so thank you for filling me in lol. I assumed a man of his build was an Original kind of guy.
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u/gaporkbbq 14h ago
No. If not a President, he would be a reality TV star.