r/MurderedByWords • • 8h ago

Cadet Bonespurs

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u/gaporkbbq 6h ago

No. If not a President, he would be a reality TV star.

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 4h ago

Oh wait he tried that and it failed-
Casino owner it failed-
University, failed-
Please add to the list-

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 2h ago

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u/VibraniumRhino 2h ago

AI chose Diet Coke which is the least believable part of this.

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u/Thejag9ba 1h ago

It’s well known that Diet Coke is his preference. Which makes absolutely no sense, but what does these days.

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u/DookieShoez 1h ago

He drinks diet soda so he can eat regular cake

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u/Noble1xCarter 3h ago

Child rapist & human trafficker-

no wait he actually succeeded and got away with that

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u/acciowaves 1h ago

I guess he found the one thing he excels at.

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 2h ago

Took over a pro football league, it failed...

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u/RoxxieMuzic 1h ago

Thanks to another savvy redditor:

Trump has failed over 60 businesses. And these included six bankruptcies for many billions of dollars altogether. Trump bankrupted three casinos, which no one thought was even possible at the time, since casinos can “dial in” their profit margins.

Trump has vastly exceeded all American presidents combined in failed businesses, at least 64 and still counting:

Trump Taj Mahal Casino (bankrupt four times)

Trump Castle Casino (bankrupt three times)

Trump Plaza Casino (bankrupt three times, and not only bankrupted, but demolished!)

Trump Plaza Hotel NYC

Trump Indiana Riverboat Casino

Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts

Trump Entertainment Resorts filed for the fourth Trump casino-related bankruptcy in 2014. Trump now claims he had “nothing to do with” the company despite it bearing his name and his owning 28% of the stock, which proved worthless in the end.

Trump International Hotel & Tower Panama (the Trump name was removed from the building after numerous Trump lies and shady dealings):

Trump International Hotel & Tower Panama was the first international "named branded development" of The Trump Organization. But it was surrounded by shady dealings:

Donald Trump arranged financing for the project from Bear Stearns: a $230 million bond offering for which he received a $2.2 million commission. During the financing, Ivanka Trump falsely claimed that over 90% of the units had been sold, and that their sale price was five times that of comparable units. She also exaggerated demand for the units, claiming they were selling out even as potential buyers were being offered substantial discounts.

During the development, Donald Trump falsely implied that the Trump Organization had a financial stake in the project and was acting as the developer, neither of which were true.

The hotel opened on July 6, 2011, approximately a year behind schedule. Two months later Fitch Ratings downgraded $220 million in construction bonds from B-sf to CCsf due to "continued uncertainty over the willingness and ability" of buyers to take possession of apartment units.”

The Trump Organization managed the hotel until Cypriot businessman Orestes Fintiklis, who had bought a majority stake in the hotel condominium association, legally ousted them and had the Trump name removed from the building in 2015 and from the hotel in 2018. The hotel was renamed The Bahia Grand Panama until Marriott took over on September 26, 2018. Professional management at last!

In June 2019 Fintiklis accused Trump companies of tax evasion.

The 13-story base is topped by a tower resembling the Burj Al Arab, a hotel in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; the Jumeirah Group sued over the similarity.

Trump Airlines aka Trump Shuttle

Trump Mortgage was unable to pay its debts, including unpaid taxes. Yes, Trump even failed at his specialty!

Trump Steaks went out of business owing Buckhead Beef $715,000.

Trump Steakhouse was shut down for 51 health code violations, including serving five-month-old duck!

Trump Wine

Trump Vodka

Trump Fire

Trump Power

Trump Pale Ale

Trump Water

Trump Ice

Trumped! was an American daily talk radio program hosted by Donald Trump.

Trump the Game (failed twice)

Trump the Fragrance

The Trump Foundation, a fraudulent “charity,” robbed the poor of charity donations and was shut down by the State of New York.

Trump “University” was shut down as fraudulent after bilking over 5,000 students and Trump was penalized $25 million. Trump staged wealth-building seminars that cost up to $35K. The instructors turned out to be motivational speakers, some with criminal records.

Trump Institute was separate from the fraudulent “university.”

Trump Princess

Tour de Trump

Trump Modeling

TrumpNet was called “the worst idea in the history of the Internet.”

Trump Telecom was a telephone communication company that abandoned its trademark.

Trump Tower Tampa

Trump sold his name to the tower’s developers and received $2 million. The project folded with just $3,500 left in cash. Condo buyers sued Trump for allegedly misleading them. Trump settled and paid as little as $11,115 to buyers who had lost hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Trump Chicago

Trump Soho

Trump Golf Puerto Rico

Trump Baja Mexico

Trump Atlanta

Trump Charlotte

Trump Fort Lauderdale

Trump Waikiki Hotel

Trump Jupiter

Trump Baku Hotel in Azerbaijan never opened.

Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai never opened.

Trump International Hotel and Tower New Orleans never opened.

Trump Tower Palm Beach

Trump Empire Cologne

Trump Success Cologne

Trump Style

Trump World

Trump Magazine

Trump Travel Agency

Trump Mattresses

goTrump-dot-com

Trump IPO ticker DJT

Trump Vitamins & Urine Test Kits

“Paris is Out” Musical

New Jersey Generals

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in accusations by women of rape, sexual assault and/or other sexual improprieties: 27 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in billion-dollar bankruptcies: 6 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in states with fake electors: 6 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in trials for rape and defamation of a rape victim: 2 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in coup attempts: 1 to zero.

OTHER NOTABLE TRUMP ACHIEVEMENTS

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in calling women “pigs,” “dogs,” “disgusting animals,” etc.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in calling America’s valiant war dead “suckers” and “losers” for serving their country.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in insulting Gold Star families.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in preferring Russian intelligence to American intelligence.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in praising foreign despots like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un.

Donald Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in a number of important categories such as accusations of rape and sexual assault, felony convictions, bankruptcies, business failures, etc.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents in lies: more than 30,000 in just four years.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in felony indictments: 91 to zero.

Trump has exceeded all American presidents combined in fraudulent election lawsuits: 62 to zero.

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u/Waste_Salamander_624 1h ago

Look it's okay. He's a smart guy, I can assure you he knows how to run an airline...

Okay no no just wait hold on he knows how to make decent vodka...

Okay hold on hold on I'll get it this time. He actually makes good steaks you were able to buy at The Sharper Image stores...

Hmmm...

Okay wait no hold on last one last one. I can assure you he is trustworthy enough to run a charity...

.... All right now you got me I'm beat